rallyboy

I'm just glad I was able to help. 👍

When it came to gatherings indoors, the law stated: "No person may participate in a gathering... which consists of two or more people and takes place indoors." There was an exception for work purposes but only if the gathering was "reasonably necessary". "I cannot see how that exception could apply in the circumstances," Adam Wagner, a barrister from Doughty Street Chambers who is an expert on the lockdown restrictions told BBC Reality Check. "Based on what we know, this seems to me to have been an illegal gathering." Which means.... Hancock. Broke. The. Law. The End.

He resigned when he discovered how much more The Sun has on him, but that abrupt U-turn has left those ministers etc who defended him with a fucking great omelette on their faces. And the stench of putrid corruption around his tenure still hangs heavy in the air. While he no doubt plans to return like nothing has happened, there are still a hundred questions to answer about where the money has gone and why. oh but Rallyboy we needed stuff quickly, so quickly, his friends and family were the best and cheapest suppliers on every occasion, he broke no laws, his close friend Dido is brilliant too and so good with budgets and data, her husband checks thoroughly on corruption and he says their friend Matt is a hero, he only fucked this aide on weekdays and as taxpayers that was good value for us, and her brother deserved the £28m contract he was presented with, it's Matt's personal life after all, he only lied at home, never in the office, no, no, he wasn't open to blackmail, he was a Covid hero, he developed the vaccine himself between office shags. and he didn't personally murder all the old people, it was lazy nurses and marxist immigrants, anyway the old folks had their lives, blah, blah, whatever...😕

If you mean on this occasion, because he does have history, at the time of that encounter indoor gatherings between two or more people from different households were illegal unless in the course of their work, and only then under strict social distancing conditions, or for visiting a dying relative. Not guidance, law. Perhaps some people consider that giving taxpayer money to yet another friend and fucking her were part of his work - if so, he's not guilty, though I think Mrs H doesn't consider the matter closed yet. I suspect most reasonable people think he's crossed a line here, don't you?

There is only one sackable offence now - upsetting Carrie. This has become the most corrupt and inept cabinet in living memory, and the PM has supported Hancock today even though he's up to his neck in dodgy dealing sleaze and bodybags, and broke a law he'd signed himself. Alan B'Stard spins in his grave - if it wasn't our money it would be hilarious.

When you say double-jabber do you mean Matt Hancock?

The poor standard of refereeing in the Premier League has been highlighted by the Euros - so far we have seen nothing as mad as the decisions that baffle everyone a couple of times a week in England. I'm sure some ref will make a name for himself before the final (hopefully not one of the Premier League ones) but the general standard so far has been much higher than here, on the pitch and with VAR.

Had a glance last night, it was like some sort of school TV project. Two people were bumbling along over the top of each other via appalling audio on a set fashioned from elements recovered from a fly-tipping incident - they occasionally cut to graphics that didn't work. Any actual content was lost in the mediocrity.

If they are indeed finally attempting to operate in a solvent manner they should be applauded. It's taken approx six bankruptcy events and 130 years for them to consider financial fairplay, but it's progress. 👍

I do hope the ECB panel members who are looking into historic social media are all squeaky clean with no history of ever leaving the house - because while posting racist shit is obviously fucking stupid at whatever age, we now seem to be trawling the archives for literally anything we can take offence at. When they discover that WG Grace loved a brown envelope and was caught up in a dodgy expenses enquiry, that statue's coming down!

Denying his own data, gurning like a simpleton, making up shit off the cuff, giving contracts to his own family and friends - Matt Hancock isn't just considered by many as an unpleasant liar who reeks of corruption, he's now starting to make Chris Grayling look like a frigging genius. Somebody, anybody, please step forward and do that fucking job properly.

With the staggering amount of money recently given to friends and relatives of MPs, or just pissed down the drain on mad shit, it's pretty clear there has been funding available all the time for mental health services, libraries, policing, care, prisons, schools etc etc - it just wasn't spent.

If people pay taxes surely they want the money to go to policing, schools, health, immigration etc? Why would anyone be happy with those areas going unfunded while their tax in huge amounts is given to friends of ministers instead? #bizarre

With the latest news on Patel and PPE contracts, the sleaze and greed around this pandemic is now so obvious it's insulting the intelligence of every taxpayer. So putting aside all other party political arguments and distractions for a moment and looking at this very simple issue - is there anybody out there who still honestly believes that this cabinet is not steeped in corruption?

Leicester were obviously impressed with his contribution during the 9-0... I believe his best days are long gone but the frustration will be if he suddenly starts looking like an international full back again and it becomes apparent that we were not using him correctly in recent seasons.

11-10 sounds so much funnier than 9-0.

Today has made life awkward for those who have blindly defended every stunt that Boris and Cummings have pulled in recent years - when couples split it's difficult choosing sides. And with some of these allegations supported by detail already in the public domain, it does appear that one or two of the wheels have fallen off. Is Boris still playing a blinder?

We just haven't given him the support and the service on the pitch that any striker deserves, so from a career point of view it's a no-brainer for him to move. But I hope his heart tells him that we'll get better, things will be alright and his popularity is worth more than playing half a season somewhere else. Sadly, playing half a season might suit his body more. If he goes, I'll understand why.

Toothless. The best bit about getting back in the ground was the fact that it was dry in there.

How did they get on in their play-off first leg tonight?

Fire up the Hero-Villainometer, assemble the revolting peasants, gather a bucket of dog shit - last week's no.1 now qualifies for hate mail! Judas! 😡

There have been way too many glaring errors to pick a winner. Probably the worst season I can remember for really obvious mistakes, truly dreadful refereeing and VAR through the middle of the season, beyond laughable. But as some keep reminding us, these errors even themselves out....🤣 So I'm looking forward to us benefiting from a dozen dodgy penalties/offsides/handballs/red cards in consecutive games sometime soon - and of course the extra ten points that would change our season.

We spent big to get out of League One. They've now been there so long they've spent even bigger not to. That said it might be nicer there than getting hammered every week in the bigboy Championship. They've found their level, and it's a good effort for a club that only formed in the last decade.

Young player who has proved nothing at the highest level considers that he's good enough - the manager gives him an amazing opportunity. Young player not just fucks up his chance, he fucks it up to such a trainwreck extent that he's part of a catalyst for the whole season going to shit. He then gives it large about how he should be playing. He's done nothing to show he deserves another chance yet, and every time he tells everyone how great he is by asking for a transfer, I become slightly less of a fan of his - on the Saints legends list he's currently sharing a slot with Ali Dia. But I would love for him to leave that behind and turn into a great player for us, and he may do that - but there is a time to shut the fuck up and let your game do the talking. That starts with working hard in training and earning back the respect of the manager and the fans, he's a young kid, I can forgive stupidity, but not arrogance. Hopefully he will turn it round.

He and I differ on many things, but from what I have seen of his taste, we are even further apart on the definition of a tight-cheeked lovely. 🤮