Smirking_Saint

Should be a good test but in all honesty we should be quite easily dealt with. 2-0 Blackpool. Would have loved it away though.

Utter boll*cks. Rickie was on form, top form last year but Torres would have scored more and possibly created more.

I can't see anyone conceding ?? I see people trying to figure out your somewhat flawed arguement. And i am in no way performing a personal attack here but what you are saying is utter guff and you only made it worse by comparing possibly (in a few years) the greatest player ever to an exceptional league 1 winger. Thing is you cannot make as Benji said hypothetical b*llocks about umpteen different scenarios that could happen you can only base it on ability and facts. I do agree with you by the way, he probably wouldn't break any goalscoring records or what not playing for Gillingham but yes i honestly think he could definately see them into a playoff spot atleast. If Jackson could score a reasonable amount who is an unproven striker in my books and nothing particularly special then Torres would have scored a bucket load, he is a top top level striker and his movement would create chances on its own, added to the fact that the chances that are created (and we can only base that on the reletive levels of the gillingham players and the teams they play against) which would be possibly 5-6 chances a game i could easily see him scoring 2-3 at least against league 1 level defenders. He has coped perfectly well moving from La Liga to a more aggressive premiership and is a big lad who puts himself about so why would he not do it in league 1 ?? It is pretty much madness. Plus the he wouldn't want to play in league 1 arguement is floored as he wouldn't come here in the first f*cking place.

Chappers is never top NPC level ability, i would say solid, but not top, not yet, he needs to keep the consistency for that IMO.

I don't really understand what you are getting at TBH. Lallana is a shadow of the player Messi is and will never ever reach a half of his ability. As for Torres, as i said before, you are only as good as the players around you and as such he would be the top scorer in League 1 with ease. You can only judge on ability if you are going to make one of these whimsicle outcomes.

You gammy legged downs looking single mother f*cker

No not really. Similar TYPE of player only in the fact that they have decent ball control, but not in the case that Messi also has searing pace, a fantastic footballing brain and an unbelievable drive. Plus Messi isn't really a wide sided player but plays in more of a free role, in fact i couldn't really describe where he plays except for wherever he wants. Perhaps he would be a sort of inside forward of sorts, or a deep lying striker i don't know.

what the f*ck is going on ?

Who said that ?

Whats the point in having that arguement then ?? It would never happen. You can't say who would be better in league one Torres or Lambert and then say Lambert as Torres wouldn't turn up. Thats as annoying as the smug w*nker at school when the obvious question of 'what would you do if a T Rex knocked on your door ?' and he answered 'it wouldn't happen would it'. As for saying Lallana is similar to Messi you are having a f*cking laugh.

I wouldn't take a swap deal.

I'm not crouchie

Also Wotton.................. ok ok i can't go that far.

In league 1 ? Lallana all day long, Messi would be crap in league 1

Who would you rather have at right midfield for England ?? Milner ? Gerrard ? Walcott ? or Antonio ??

Oh......you weren't joking. TBF, its not like i reckon he would score 175 a season, but to believe he wouldn't be the top goal scorer is as mad as saying Rickie is as good as Le Tiss. As a striker IMO you are only as good as your midfield, and so Torres could only score what chances were created, but thinking he wouldn't score 30 odd is rediculous. In fact, why am i trying to explain this ??

Thats actually pretty impressive over the phone.

Nice read Dune... i really mean that !! My Grandad was chief petty officer on the ark royal amoungst his ships, was sunk twice, once in the china seas where they told the sailors not to bother wearing life jackets as it was better to drown then be eaten by sharks. He also marched to normandy with the marines and rescued some british lord or something from Borneo with the SBS. He really was an amazing man that rarely spoke of his ordeals but when he did you listened. My thanks go out to everyone that was involved in the war, both going about their lives or fighting.

It is Cortese, he purposefully makes it hard as he hates human beings, especially saints fans.

Super noodles are the most pretentious of all snack foods and are actually pretty damn underwhelming.

I am really hoping it is a joke.

Go on then, i'll please you all with some musical delights.

Both are better than Torres.

I would judge him at how he is playing, and if he was useless i would be calling for him to be dropped. Also, comparing Rickie to Le Tiss is madness.

Rather have a cream of asparagus cup a soup and a muller rice TBH. Can't stand pot noodles these days. But those stew and dumpling snack pot things are decent on the go grub, if not a little fatty.