Smirking_Saint

Chelsea Boro MK Dons Northampton Celtic

I win

Ha ha, i can see it, some of you can't !!!!!!!!

Nice, i got dropped from Barton Peveril, even though i was the top goalscorer, Aidy (the goatee'd gay) then pleaded for me to play the last match of the season (was dropped 2 matches before) 2-0 down against Tauntons, i came on and scored twice, set one up, hit the post twice, made sure i let aidy know he was a knob. I rule, far too under-rated. Oh we won 4-2, go me.

Try playing at Mayfield or the veracity, you end up tripping over fag packets most of the time. Usually the millbrook pitches aren't as bad as the c*nts that play on them

How was it his fault you play like a ballerina ??

Or the fact i am overweight atm

Fair play, long as i don't have to play city f*cking central every week. It was basically Vosper's first team. Never run so much in my life.

I have been thinking more and more lately, and have come to the conclusion that they should be banned. I have singularly put them as the reason i have had one ACL reconstruction already and have again badly twisted my knee. They basically give far too much grip and end up making you twist the upper half and have your lower leg planted, causing ankle and knee injuries. I twisted my knee 4 months ago (wearing blades) and put it down to them, i then got the all clear and again twisted it (by turning) and again i had felt my foot stay where it was. I know of many football clubs which have banned them completely. Basically i am giving out a warning, you don't have to listen to me, but i advise it. Please don't be sorry, they are the f*cking devil. Anyways, here is some info i found about them. 'Over recent months the use of bladed football boots has been on the end of some unwanted negative publicity. Five Premiership clubs have been rumoured to advise their players not to wear them with Manchester United banning the use of bladed football boots outright throughout the club. Manufacturers claim that bladed boots are at the cutting edge of technology, offering the wearer more stability then a regular studded boot, for example, more stability when turning or pivoting. It is claimed that bladed football boots are more efficient at gripping the turf then a more conventional studded boot. However is all this 'cutting edge technology' effecting the health and safety of the player wearing them. Experts say the extra stability offered by the boot does not allow any give when turning or pivoting this increases the chance of a twist to the knees or ankle joints. In an interview a championship manager criticised the use of bladed football boots as on numerous occasions his players were out injured with injuries such as a twist to the knee or ankle, the manager blamed blades for these injuries. The manufactures claim that bladed boots are made to a specific weather and/or pitch condition. Safety advice is available on the shoebox. Coaches responsibility to ensure the safety of his/her players, although it may be impossible to force players not to wear bladed boots, the players should be made aware of the increasing safety worries of wearing bladed football boots.' Sorry this is a bit ghey, and may be ready to get sued by the blade manufacturers but f*ck it, c*nts.

Won't wear them ever again full stop. Senior 1 sundays. Was spossed to be going back to saturday footie this year but with the knackered knee i don't think i will, just gonna get fit.

Dunno, gonna go again tommorow, without blades and see how i go. On physio advice, told netley manager not to expect much this season, gonna just flirt about and get fitter, though he still wants me to play a friendly sunday. As for those studs, that would be awesome, will go back to studs whatever though.

Yeah, good with the irons, ok with the driver (keep it on fairway anyways) but usually 3 put't' or more. And actually tried to train on it thurs and it buckled, but with no swelling or lack of movement or pain. Tis weird tbh. Still waiting on MRI results, since 18th. If you'd PM'd me to ask how i was getting on, instead of posting unsubstantiated rumours :smt089 I still blame it on f*cking blades

Taken a gamble tbh, unfortunately someone took over arsenal to stop me 'poaching' ramsey n wilshere quick enough. I basically looked at what i needed, couldn't afford ribery, all the rest were taken and cos of the bloody unmanaged club thing i couldn't swap players So got ready for future, some scouts and some that i believe will get alot better.

On a lighter note, is that elton john wheeling him in ??

Does that mean i can play of 31 then ?? Nah i'm not too bad, like i said, i am not too bad getting to the green, usually in regulation, then the bad puts come in.

Tis ok, feel i have the yoof to move on next year, i'll have a consolidation year me thinks, see what happens. Anyone need a left back ??

'Kin ell boys (and girls), pards has been in the job just over a week and we are already moving in to the doom and gloom. As i have said before, things DON'T just happen overnight in this business, things take time. If SJ is leaving it is for CCC football, nothing more. And we have not made substantial signings as i suspect AP has a fight on his hands getting the bosmans in as other clubs have had substantially more time. Whats more, he said he was starting on Bosmans first, and then will re-assess. Calm down dears, it's only new ownership

Isn't it allways fish day for you lads ??

It actually breaks my heart to see him like that. True legend and absolute top bloke

Most big teams warrant the use of at least 4 major strikers. ATM they have Ade, Tevez, Robinho, bellamy (who i will expect leave), Santa Cruz. So should be ok i think, bojinov will leave, Jo already loaned out. But basis of a good side i think

play off 28 but not a hacker, my handicap should drop at the next society, it's not my hacking but being crap at putting that lets me down. Don't mind where we play, but am up for it, lets not play somewhere too expensive just for the sake of it ??

All managers have favourites, that is just football all over. It happens at every level. Someone rated by one manager is not necerssarily rated by another.

I was attracted to this thread for the NSFW tag in the hope of nipples or perhaps even a bit of clunge. I remain disapointed. I would however ruin it.

Lol, great news

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