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People with high egos routinely lie to themselves about their own capabilities. Scienza on the other hand seems quite relentlessly honest with himself. The Guardian article goes further than any I've seen in his discussing his psychological struggles, including some quite devastating self-doubt (hardly a feature with egotists), so openly.

Have a read of that Guardian article that TBS just posted

Manger or minger? I'm not sure which of those two you were going for.

Regaining the will to live is an underrated emotion.

This post should go noroviral.

It's quite something when the miserabilist outlier that is DT becomes all of us.

Any suggestion that I play for this team is false and defamatory.

Didn't we do that last season?

Ok "Sir Ralph", which player are you, really.

Won't he be a bit dizzy for Saturday though?

Huge rise in laughing stocks if anyone's interested in investing.

Did you run out of coal?

There is absolutely not a chance in Sodom or Gomorrah that we'll play 3/5 at the back. I bet my reputation on it.

Agreed.

I am delighted to inform you that in 2033, and for the first time since the 16th century, Christmas and Eid coincide.

It's all to do with phases, innit - although TBF we only really have one phase.

Do teams actually win leagues much with a five? In the Prem the only team I can think of was Conte's Chelsea. (Guardiola has used a three, but not five, during mid-game tactical switches, though that's with a CB as good as Rodri stepping into midfield.)

May I recommend the Duck Toaster?

I was at that game, where the Wallace brothers were subjected to loud and repeated monkey chants which of course the stewards ignored. Hated Norwich ever since.

Might be worth checking for concussion if your first reaction to the storm returning is "the team lineups look good."

If only you'd gone for a predicted formation of 4321 you could also have had a 3-2 win. Now we're 50% doomed.

This is unfair. Trump qualified for that Peace Prize as the first-ever recipient of the Bellend d'Or.

On the other hand...

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