Wilko

It's good to have Strong Black Willow back on board.

The one where Mickey Evans knocked himself out and scored at the same time. That was pretty spectacular.

Strong Black Willo, Telf, Evans and Marsden all exceeded expectations. I'd probably put Jo Tessem on that list as well. For me, one of the biggest flops was Olivier Barnard. I thought he would be awesome, but he turned out to be one of the most useless players I've ever seen in a Saints shirt.

It's definitely an option.

Would you trust a football agent?

This shows the shortcomings of appointing leaders rather than voting for them, IMO. He wouldn't have been my first choice.

The bird is a part-time Bristol City fan. We're looking forward to renewing rivalries this season, though I'm fairly certain the only games she'll attend will be the ones against us.

Drum = bad Trumpet = good

We should start one of our own. Won't happen, though. Someone mentioned "the wheels on the bus", which could be a go-er. It's simple enough that surely even our lot could manage a verse before ****ting it up.

Agreed. The last thing we want is some fun and games when we're playing. As long as we stick to the following tunes, we'll be fine: "do do do, insert name here, do do do, insert name here" "da da da da da, da da da da daaaaaa, insert name here, da da da da da" I look forward to a new season of amusing and original tunes from our fans, with everybody joining in and singing at an acceptable speed.

me included?

Before the general election, people thought they knew what the Lib Dems stood for. Now, it isn't so clear. However, they are proving their commitment to pluralism, which has always been one of their key principles. It's probably best to wait until the next general election before making up one's mind about whether to give them another shot. Things might be very different then.

One tune, we only know one tune, we only know one tune, we only know one tune. Well, maybe three, but you see my point. P.S. We don't ever 'do what we want'.

Lap of honour, shmap of honour. I'll be heading for the pitch.

Pitch invasion on Saturday, then?

I've enjoyed our League One away trips. Maybe I'm the only one. We won't get many nice old-fashioned terraces like Brentford, when we're in the Championship.

Hypocrite.

One of my earliest memories of watching Saints is pulling up at the gates of The Dell and Jack making sure we parked in the right space while my Grandpa picked up the tickets. He was quite a character.

http://thewvsr.com/bristolstoolchart.htm This is a useful resource for faecal banter.

Good interview, but I wish the writer would go easy on the exclamation marks.

Nothing is as important as anybody thinks it is.

Given the state of the country's finances, I reckon we should consider stopping aid to most other countries entirely, but that's another matter. As for 'turfing out illegals', I guess it might cost a bit of cash to achieve.

I'm broadly in agreement with benjii. There should be far greater priorities for the country than wars. The UK simply isn't a big enough or rich enough country to strut about policing the world. It would be rational to reduce spending on the military significantly. It won't happen, though.

With prices like this, it's no wonder they can't prise any floating fans away from the myriad of other clubs nearby.

It's good to hear Strong Black Willo is still at the club.