ChrisPY

I think we can all agree we shouldn’t be waiting for the outcome of any trial before ensuring there’s a minute silence before the start of all first games across the 25/26 football league season.

Two or three good ones will do so at least one signing is needed.

In 2021, London was home to approximately 142,000 Nigerian nationals and 63,000 Ghanaian nationals. These figures represent the second and third largest non-British nationalities in London.

Every time our manager gets up from his seat in the dugout. ’Will Still’s standing, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Will Still’s standing, Yeah, yeah, yeah‘

You’re welcome.

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I’m fairly sure you could swap the teams in the Europa League Final and Championship Play Off Final without anyone noticing. (Aside from things like ‘Mount’s doing alright tonight but why’s he got Brereton Diaz on his back?’)

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I’m not sure sucking a cock is always classed as a BJ. Some cocksuckers have different responsibilities so I’d need to check with ChatGPT.

Range between 4-7 inches so the ratio remains as you’d see on a normal fingered hand from thumb to pinky. Girth would follow the same rules so the thumb is likely to be short but wide.

Would you rather have penises for fingers or a pinky finger for a penis?

I didn’t say you did.

It’s not down to him to prove or explain why the existence of a fit between Still and Southampton doesn’t exist.

Bad light stops play.

Don’t think it’ll solve any VAR issue as it’ll just switch to checking if the defender’s big toe is playing the attacker onside.

Bristol City and Coventry in the play offs but points wise, closer to relegation than 3rd placed Sheff Utd.

Who would you like to see lead the Conservatives?

Glad someone has faith in Sports Republics.

Not sure if this is the right thread but looking for some advice, please. If I order some Peking Duck from the Chinese tonight, what are the chances it’s been raped and if it has, will that affect the taste (if it improves the taste, is there a tactful way of requesting this)? Additional information in case it helps to answer - The restaurant has a food hygiene rating of 4 and I believe the owners are Buddhist.

Should have called it the Katie Price thread. Couple of massive tits who can’t let go of something stupid.

Tomas Pekhart has just scored against Chelsea in the Europe Conference League. Could do worse than bringing him back to his spiritual home for our promotion push next season.

Alphabetti spaghetti so you can make her eat her own words?

SOG posting links again? https://www.saintsweb.co.uk/topic/60232-israel/page/93/

He’s also 20 years old and playing for Millwall. With the luxury of Armstrong who will score around 20 goals to help mitigate the risk, it’s exactly the sort of player we should be going for.

Maksym Talovierov from Plymouth and Mihailo Ivanovic from Millwall would be relatively low cost but high potential signings. Sort of player we need to be looking at that has the potential to grow with us instead of the type we went for before that can get us out of the Championship then offer nothing in the Premier League. More of a risk that we don’t do enough to be promoted but think we need to take it to avoid a repeat of this season.