Master Bates

Um..... rule 1?

No, 9th on goal difference.

Master Bates likes this.

DSM a whore ***Oops!, just pictured him in drag, must clean my eyes again......

lolski

What if you don't like ham?

Re-read what he typed

Here we go http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4685488.Lallana_on_target_for_goalscoring_record/

No, this is part of an Echo special on Adam Lallana, all the above is listed in todays copy, therefore the Echo needs more interesting stuff to talk about, although I like this type of stuff. Nick must have only just bought his unless it's now only just online.

The Echo aren't counting Le Tiss as they're unsure whether he's a midfielder or striker. Buy todays Echo (where the above facts are from) and they explain everything.

As far as i'm aware he's a Saints fan.

Michael Fialka is the........

Nice to see Michelle's finally booked in for a brazilian.

Shhhh

Thanks.

If you have results 1-18 then bottom row, 3rd from the right. Safesearch moderate sorry, not off. Fercking nasty for moderate!

I just google imaged "odd gymnastic pictures" in which I was going to sarcastically provide a link to your response. I have now learned never EVER to google image "odd gymnastic pictures" with safe search off. I'm now off to clean my eyes after seeing a hairy scary image.

(Assuming that she's over 16) At least she won't moan during sex.

Before: "Hey Leona, your nose is f*ucking huge!" After:

In a nutshell, she's a butterface woman.

Confirmed in todays Echo.

Ok, what was actually said was: Asked specifically about West Ham, he replied: "I wouldn't dwell on the problems or previous owners. "What I would say to you is that travelling to Birmingham City Football Club and now having left them, it's a three hour journey to get there and a three hour journey to get back. "So I'd like to change that, now that I'm making a change in my life. I wouldn't want to go north of Watford to a new club. "Is West Ham south of Watford? Yes it is, but so is Brighton, Charlton, Southampton - there's lots. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5627767,00.html

No.

Same as teh saint sfc

lolcaster at this thread, some unintended funny stuff