Master Bates

When you start going out with someone, just after they go to sleep at night, put a nicotine patch on their arm. Then just before they wake up in the morning take it off again. This way, if they ever leave you, they will get withdrawal symptoms, think its love and come back.

+2.

I told you nobody would pull my finger! http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showpost.php?p=172253&postcount=14

Edit

Well thank you, just looked it up and seems cool, I will be purchasing that at the weekend.

Anyone got any plans for February 14th?

Sorry fella, needed an eye catching title.

Yeah just seen that bit in the Echo

Rupert Lowe, Michael Wilde and Andrew Cowen offered to quit Saints – if Leon Crouch found £6m to wipe out the club’s overdraft. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4078020.Crouch_asks_Lowe_and_Wilde_to_join_him_and_put_in___2m/

Because it's a cheese roll?

Also about Crouch offering £2m is mentioned.

If Crouch stumped up £6m. In todays Echo.

It's gonna be a very hot summer.

Easter Sunday

Will there be time to go to the pub afterwards? Otherwise i'll have to get into town pretty early.

Is he Michael Jackson?

Sounds like you're ITK

You should put the smiley thing at the end of the text, idiots can see it then

Have ordered that this morning along with: Return of the Living Dead 1 & 2 Donkey Punch Trailer Park of Terror Xmas Evil Last night I watched: Brain Dead - the one with the Meteors Puppet Master: The Legacy

REC is class, so good that the Americans have already re-made it and called it Quarantine.

Don't apologise to me, I hate these threads. -7/10

Yeah, and only by a few hours

In b4 the lock http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=8818

Win 3-2 - me then employed