Master Bates

Aliens took their souls.

Oi geek, turn your phone on!

The Saints Trust have a proposal for the way forward for Southampton Football Club http://www.clubfanzine.com/southampton/v2.showNews.php?id=18223

No jobs out there really, I think I may actually end up working in McDonalds or KFC.

On days off or weekends i'm normally up anytime between 8am-9am, if I drank heavily the day before then anytime from 6am-10am.

8/10

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It's not your fault

I'm 110% confident he was caught on camera saying ba$tards which only makes me think he said skate beforehand. Re-watch the clip and read his lips.

Country House-£0 Dress-£0 Music-£0 A full head of hair-priceless TEIAM - problem solved Statistically 9/11 Americans won't get this joke.

Alpine never said it was in tomorrows, and i've only just seen the pic above. Bad alpine On a Saturday I can get an Echo at 9am from Montague Avenue in Sholing, never been round any earlier on a Saturday.

Back in the day when I was a paper boy, the only time they were on sale in the morning was Good Friday and Bank Holiday Mondays.

I remember when the world had money, and you could smoke in pubs.

It's always in the shops in London Road by 7:30am. I could pop over and buy a copy. Anyone else fancy coming out?

No, 7:30am

I will still renew, however, if the club ceases to exist then so shall I.

Don't even need the sound and it cracks me up

I have a small tv crying in the corner because he's not HD ready.

Did someone mention b-anter?

Saints have been approached by Colorado Rapids for Jason Euell.

Case of someone going to have to get over to Marchwood, unless Pilchards is already there? 2 strikers we've been linked with on here (TSW) from the Prem are Dos Santos and Welbeck.

No it doesn't. Don't forget we had Molami Bokoto playing for us the first time we played Hoddle's Academy who scored an over head but hasn't signed

The striker plus A N other trialist playing this afternoon v Glenn Hoddles Academy at Marchwood.

Looked at this again due to Draino76

Phil Scolari should buy us with the money he gets from Chelsea. To stick with the jokey theme, they should make: Family Fortunes: Josef Fritzl edition Football Manager: Luis Scolari edition