Master Bates

That you, Mike, are lazy. Probably tells us Wilde is gone and Richards will be in?

Nah, just think it's funny anyone with less than 17days off.

It's "you're" and not "your".

Please don't insult me, i'm a 'The Sun' type of man.

Finish Friday 19th, go back January 5th, may even be January 6th.

Especially the pink ones, don't mind the yellow so much but the pink ones need to be extinct.

Post-it notes.

Have seen a bit of this on Monkey Dust, where the guy plays a piano type thing onboard a spaceship whilst Clive gets tested on.

Can Watford afford to keep Raser?

Fo' sure they might.

Some on here would say a 'donkey' player, mwahhhhhh ha ha ha

Bet you can't wait til your next birthday then.

Can one of the ghey brothers have this?

Central station to Regents Park is only about £5 by taxi, and if you're lucky, you might end up waking up in the taxi with more money than you started with and a sore a5s.

People who expect me to be working.

Someone mention Pahars?

She would get it. Haven't seen it yet but hearing lots of different views, most being that it's aload of carp. Does everyone die by having their penis bitten off? If so then very lame.

They do it where I work because you don't get paid for being off sick, was fun last month when I came in with sickness and sh*ts. Of course the MD gets sick days though.

That was about a year ago.

Rupert Lowe's a demon? well why doesn't he threaten to take Paul Allen's soul unless he buys us?