Master Bates

No, you just quoted too early :smt110

Re-read my response

He's been on the touch lines for the last 3-4 games, and in training sessions for the last 3-4 weeks. Ah................ you've got me.................. with my trousers down

Try http://www.happyrecruitment.co.uk/ and ask for Liz, she'll find you someone.

http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=4006

Would the groundsman ever get sent on gardening leave? or is that defeating the object?

Saga's big.

Saints have added another coach to Jan Poortvliet's backroom staff in the form of Dutchman Dean Gorré. http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/news/?page_id=11052

Cheese spread, chocolate spread, both nice but probably not together.

No matter what he is, at least he liked Mentos and brought us the Mc.

Shame it's not the one we wanted. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7772620.stm

Best footballs "EVER"

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Not as stupid as the guy in the avatar

Don't let opponents have a keeper AND a defence?

Ya boo! http://www.portsmouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=134652

I'm 100% Jesus is the son of Raptor.

9/10

Do you think she looks how Diana would have looked had she survived the crash? Um... a duck?

Currently hanging out my ar5e.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A44490657