Pamplemousse

Some entertainment for everyone to peruse... :lol:

Lol, if they can't score against our defence, they won't be scoring three or four against Stoke. I hope we do some sort of deal where we let Man City win 1-0... they get their 100 points, we stay up. Everyone is happy.

Pompey Online is a fun read right now.

We were poor in the first half, let's be honest. Second half, we took the chance and we really restricted them to very few opportunities.

YES! YES! YES! GET IN!

It’s been all us, surely there will be a Swansea reaction...

Still about 20 mins to go!! Torture

I’m shaking already This is awful

I can’t watch this anymore, not with our best centre back now now playing

Goodness gracious me

Gabbiadini!! Hughes going for it

Means there will be lots of stoppage time...

Even Carrillo would’ve scored that!!! OK perhaps not

Austin free header!!! Oh boy

They have put in a lot of effort, reminds me of the Huddersfield away game, they completely ran out of steam at the end and we really should've nicked it.

Hughes does not look happy, no surprise really

Swansea have huffed and puffed but haven’t tested McCarthy really. We’ve had the best chance of the game

We need to be more direct, just get it in their final third quickly and put them under pressure

This is horrific, we haven’t got going at all

That was a chance!!

Every time the bell goes into the box you wonder how the chuckle brothers will mess it up

Stephens is a complete liability

Haha, Mark Hughes "the Marriott in Swansea is one of the poorest hotels we have to stay at"

Swansea seem to be going 4-4-2

Three strikers on the bench, could be 5-0-5 at the end of the game if we need a late couple of goals!!