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Watching the Everton meltdown when they get knocked out by an Eastern European outfit will be far funnier

Harry Redknapp doing punditry at St Mary's. Give him hell if you're there

#saintsfc team v #afcb: Forster, Cedric, Stephens, Yoshida, Bertrand, Romeu, Davis ©, Ward-Prowse, Tadic, Redmond, Rodriguez #AFCB unchanged at #SaintsFC: Boruc, A.Smith, Francis, S.Cook, Daniels; Fraser, Gosling, Surman, Pugh; Afobe, King.

Pompey 1-0 already Watch out Saints, Bournemouth and Brighton, the sleeping giant of the south coast is on its way

Brilliant comment

They really is promotion or bust for them Luckily for them, they'll probably get third spot (just) but face going into the new season in League 1 with a League 2 squad on League 1 wages. Fun times ahead

I think you need to ask Heisenberg for tips on how to troll properly

I got a notification on my phone saying VVD was out for the season but saw it reported differently elsewhere. Can anyone clarify precisely what Puel said?

Unfortunately they're not accepting new registrations on Pompey Online, if anyone still has their account on there, an update from Banker would be welcome indeed

The very first question is about expanding the stadium And he keeps holding a stressball throughout the interview I wonder why

And that guy works for The News

I think we've solved our striker problems with the arrival of Gabbiadini so I doubt we'll move for Dembélé, and not at £30M either.

Mark Acheson‏ @markacheson #England fans already singing We're On Our Way. Wonder where they got that from? #Pompey

They're not in that great a position. They have a ricketty old stadium, no established academy like we had, and a bunch of journeymen.

Yeh, let's not be like Pompey Online where they welcome absolutely nobody apart from their own folk. Personally, I've always found Geordies to be sound people.

Considering we paid £9M for him, that 15 million euros thing is very, very doubtful.

TCWTB... Mark Somerset‏ @mark11s 2m2 minutes ago A new low for Westwood as he plays the ambulance tune for a guy clearly in some trouble #Pompey

It's all Newport according to Steve Cotterill watching on Sky

They're winning 2-0, and all the teams below them are slipping up at the moment. Promotion is looking like a certainty.

We're going to draw them in Round 2 of the League Cup next season. I'm ITK.

Only one poster has posted that amount in that thread... Lord Trousers... But, of course, most of us over that period have only ever had the one account...

Let's hope that they keep those iconic oldest dugouts

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4340084/FA-given-lesson-using-England-icons-EFF.html Interesting snippet of info