Pamplemousse

It isn't true until Jack Schitt confirms it

If our home kit is red/white and the away kit is black, what kit will we wear at Bournemouth?

Slowly, yes poo-el but maybe a bit like pwel as well. If you say it quickly it sounds like pwel. It rhymes with the first part of Cruella

To be fair, Villa were a dreadful team. Not sure you can really judge Garde based on that.

Callum Slattery?

This is old news from a few days ago. All it says is that Puel met with the club and held talks, which we already knew

The only criticism of him would be his lack of experience outside of France. On the other hand, Koeman had no experience of the Premier League, likewise Pochetinno, and it worked out quite well...

He got a rather average and normally midtable Nice side to 4th place. He's clearly not just an average manager, he'll be brilliant for us.

I don't see it happening. He's already said he won't stand as prime minister in 2020 so it doesn't really make any sense. The Conservatives are more divided than ever; they need to focus on unifying again in the coming weeks.

Great news! I wanted him as soon as K Billy confirmed he was the mystery man and Garcia was no longer interested. Claude Puel's Red and White Army (We hate Pompey) Claude Puel's Red and White Army (We hate Pompey) *clap clap clap* *clap clap* repeat ad infinitum

Britain Elects ‏@britainelects 53s53 seconds ago EU referendum 'on the day' poll: Remain: 52% Leave: 48%

YouGov are doing one. Apparently it's similar to the one they did for the Scottish referendum, and they got to within 1% of the actual result.

As per Guan's previous info, the board haven't changed their mind on Pellegrini and the fact that he wouldn't be suitable for our system.

Vive Claude Puel

Adam Blackmore ‏@bigadamsport 57s57 seconds ago It's my understanding that neither Manuel Pellegrini nor Jurgen Klinsmann are being pursued by #saintsfc to be their new manager I'm hoping for Claude Puel!

I'm saying nothing...

I agree, there are so many people involved that literally everyone in the room would have to be in on it.

I saw another so-called ITK on Twitter who said something similar to this. I'm going to refrain from commenting about the validity of such information from now on though.

They've got revenue from winning the Premier League and now playing in the Champions League! To develop our squad we have to sell our top players and reinvest it. Yes, we'd like to have a settled squad but we finished in 6th place, so it can't be all bad news.

I saw it and knew he was on the wind up I'm glad you took the bait of my previous post

Maybe there are bonuses and other formalities that need sorting out with a manager who, technically speaking, is still under contract. This could reasonably explain the delay until after July 1st. I'd be surprised if Man City would bother obstructing, even if legally they were entitled to some sort of compensation. Perhaps this is the reason why Saints prefer out of contract managers!

The point is that the Echo article explicitly states that we haven't offered a contract to anyone.

That puts to bed the idea that Mr Schitt is ITK

Hopefully a full pre season behind him and a run of games with plenty of goals will give J Rod the confidence to get back to his best form.

We don't need the ITKs Billy and Guan to tell us that we are not going for Klinsmann.