Pamplemousse

We haven't beaten Portsmouth since 2005 and that needs to be put right.

I think we have to write off this season for him, a bit like Walcott last season for Arsenal after coming back from a lengthy spell out.

Koeman will shut up shop and it will be a dull 0-0 draw. It won't be pretty but it might be needed to give the defence a confident boost going into the Spurs and Arsenal matches.

Oh, one more post, Corporate Ho, or Banker as he is known, has a message for us nutjobs

Over on POL they are absolutely desperate to avoid us There are a few comedy gold posts tonight

Davis was our best player. Pelle had a shocker, completely anonymous. JWP had a poor first half but he did improve in the second half to be fair to the lad.

Villa are absolutely awful and yet we somehow are losing.

We've not even kicked off yet and you're in meltdown mode

We will win this one 3-0. Relax, Villa are dreadful. Crystal Palace away and Spurs at home are the worrying fixtures coming up...

We obviously miss Fonte big time. Caulker just isn't up to standard.

Agreed.

Reading between the lines, I'd say it's a message to the board: back me in the transfer markets or I quit at the end of my contract.

The Portsmyths are strong on POL. A bit of Pompey maths as well.

Leicester giving their fans those stupid paper clapper thingies doesn't make them have a good atmosphere, it's just irritating.

So that's where the trust fund money is going...

Robert Madley is the referee. Refereed us at the 3-1 win against Chelsea

I think Martina was signed for the Europa League games, which obviously worked out brilliantly for us.

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1. Adkins 2. Koeman 3. Strachan 4. Pardew 5. Pearson 6. Burley 7. Pochettino

I think we're going to need plenty of these tomorrow

Get the open top bus out

Let's not forget that Hesketh was given his debut by Koeman. Had he not got injured perhaps he would have had a longer stint in the first team. Seager's been on the bench this season and hopefully we will see him at some point.

Throw a curveball and put in Seager instead?

We will lose and it could be embarrassing. Having said that, Norwich went there and only lost 2-1 so perhaps we should be more optimistic.