Lighthouse

Love it. The black woman who is just a smile and a vest was pretty good, and I nearly p*ssed myself at the woman strangling a dog.

You seem to be forgetting that it's ultimately up to the chairman to decide if he is willing to spend £xxx on a player. If a deal has broken down because we didn't offer a player/agent enough money, then clearly Cortese/Adkins didn't feel the player was worth what the agent was demanding. We've proven that we aren't adverse to slipping a fair few quid the way of Lambert, Fonte etc (and no doubt a bit for their respective agents too). If an N'Guessan or a Bignall turns up demanding a Lambert contract, we tell them to feck off. Doesn't really mean we're missing out though.

Not sure, but apparently if you play that song backwards, she says "sleep with me I'm not too young". Unfortunately I sold all my Britney LPs to pay for crystal meth, so I can't verify it's authenticity.

Bit different to what you said originally. It's kind of like going on the main board and saying "I hope what c**t Jaidi is the next to die." then justifying it by saying, 'well he's the oldest and therefore the nearest to the end of his natural life span so it's only fair really.' its still feckin unpleasant. Over and out.

They're doing a slow version of 'Hit me baby one more time' next. Rock on.

So you hope Knoxville dies next, but you don't actually wish death upon him? Okay then. As for the kids, well there are Christ knows how many warnings at the beginning, end and during adverts telling people very clearly not to copy them. etc. If people still choose to copy them, they're retarded. I mean seriously, impressionable is smoking cigarettes, listening to music etc. because your friends tell you to. If you watch an episode of Jackass and decide to throw yourself off a building, you're a plank. No matter what age you are.

Hang on a minute. It's one thing to say it was Dunn's own fault for drink driving, but quite another to wish death on innocent people like Knoxville. For a start Jackass is something of a niche market. Unlike most of the reality TV garbage these days, you can quite easily avoid Jackass by just not watching certain TV channels at 1am. Jackass is crude and silly, but it has never pretended to be anything otherwise and is decent for a cheap giggle every now and then. If it's not your cup of tea you can quite easily just not watch it.

We don't have a poor record on sky. People just seem to remember half a dosen crap performances over several years and act like these are the only results. As for not winning the first game, yes it's been a while but there are reasons for that. 2010 - Plymouth. Poor pre season prep and key injuries to Lallana and Lambert. 2009 - Millwall. Tough team on their way to promotion. We barely had a team to put out. 2008 - Cardiff. Tough away game, we were playing the kids. 2007 - Palace. Truly awful pre-season planning from Burley. Barely had 2 defenders to rub together. 2006 - Derby. Tough away game to a team on their way to promotion. Only conceded the equaliser in inury time. 2005 - Wolves. Redknapp really didn't build a decent team that summer and Wolves were a decent side. 2004 - Villa. Tough away game and Sturrock wasn't up to the job and didn't have the team's support. 2003 - Leicester. Away to a newly promoted side on a high. 2002 - Boro. They were a tough nut to crack all season IIRC. Can't remember back beyond then, but basically there's a reason for it. We might not beat Leeds, but then we might not have beaten them if we'd played them in March.

This! Is wrong.

You can't really feel sorry for anyone getting into a car with a drunk driver. In doing so, you're agreeing with what they're doing which is just as bad. I think "Two men achieve Darwin Award Nomination" would be as good a title as any.

Saw him play alongside Killer against Swansea reserves in '09. Looked pretty average in that game. Probably on par with players like Jamie Hatch and Pulis. We're not missing anything. As others have said, reasonable in the air but with dodgy distribution.

As long as you stab me with a knife and not something softer (and a lot smaller) that's fine.

Yes, but in summer I sleep naked on top of my covers. Oh, and I scream in my sleep. Hope this doesn't bother you.

What do we need Police for? We're 'ard innit, pork pork!

Just how many games do we have to win on Sky before mongs stop monging on about the "Sky curse". It seems like every time we win a game on Sky people ignore it. Then after a few good results we get one defeat and it's "ooooh the sky curse again". Some of our fans are a bunch of druids. There is no "first game of the season curse" either it's just a combination of tough away games and opponents being cagey and not wanting to loose. That and repeatedly awful pre-season preparation. I just hope he can still walk to the stadium after another couple of hours in the pub.

Such a pointless waste. Drink driving is 100 stupider than anything I've seen on Jackass.

I meant Fish.

The problem is the players we've produced have often been too good for us to keep, mainly because we've underperformed so badly. I think if we'd gone up in '07 we could still have Bale, Jones and Baird. Surman and DMG left due to our second relegation. Dex, Best, Matt Mills and Cranie left mainly because they weren't getting games. We've still got Chamberlain and Matt Mills who look promising. Even Bart it could be argued, having joined as a 16 year old.

We have to be realistic here, our 4th choice CM in League 1 isn't going to get you into the Premier League. If we want to compete with the likes of Wham, Brum, Foxes and Reading next season we're going to have to do a lot better than Gobern. Good luck to him though, hopefully he'll come up with Udders next season.

It's good, but it's too complex for a flag. By the time it's been blown up to flag sized and waved around by thousands of fans, the crest in the background will be all distorted. Would be pretty good without the crest IMO.

My favourite too. A couple of suggestions I'd add are: 1. I don't think the picture of Markus should be touching the top AND bottom of the flag. Looks a bit too 'zoomed in' for want of a better phrase. Like watching a TV when the kids have been f**king with the aspect ratio. Leave a bit of space just above his head. 2. I don't think it needs the badge. It just clutters the flag and doesn't nessy-celery add anything. I think Kracken is p*ssing in the right hedge with that one above.

Can probably get to 14 home games next season, so will be getting my first ST. It wont make much sense financially, but it's well worth it knowing I've got a seat reserved next to my mate every match and not having to queue/book everything before a game. Will no doubt need it to have ANY hope of getting a ticket to krap nottarf.

Apparently he turned down the Villa job first.

Dry side or wet side?

We played Bristol Rovers away in the first round of the FA CUP 2 years ago, the round before we played Naints away.