Lighthouse

Who said they were okay? We can't go around the world invading every country with questionable leadership.

Away wins all round would be nice looking at that fixture list (Udders aside). Owls, Daggers and Us will be tough fixtures, even if Plymouth wont be. I'd say we have one of the easier ties actually. I will be optimistic and predict a Saints win and Posh and Bompey drop points. I'd play: Davis Butters - Fonte - Martin - Harding Guess - Hammond - Chaplow - Lallana Lambert - Barnard Subs: Arsenal chap, Jaidi, Dickson, Morgan, Guly, Forte, AOC

I'd have Pele ahead of Morgan, he was excellent when played in midfield. Neither would come close to our top 5 of all time though. Morgan's good, but top 5 ever? We're in League 1 and some of our better performances this season have come without him in the side.

We said that when we went to Reading a couple of years ago. We were in the bottom 3 and they had won 8 out of 8 at home. Records are there to be broken, few would have given Brentford a chance at SMS. Someone will win at Brighton and Bompey eventually.

A P-P draw isn't a bad result away to a tough team like Rochdale. Glad to see Pitch get a goal, but why does Watterlogged ALWAYS score against us FFS!! In all seriousness though, that's a feckin' awesome set of results, no two ways about it. Don't forget these are the top teams who you'd expect to be winning more often than not. As it is, 3 of them failed to do so and only Posh won out of the teams we care about. We all know how good they are at home and Tranny are sh*t travellers. Don't care about Franchise; 4 games in hand, way better GD and they still have to come to SMS. If we finish below them I will hit myself with a gardening implement. Big W00T from me!

They were the only goals he got all season. I thought he was pretty crap most of the time he was here to be honest. Half a dozen decent games in each season seemed to redeem him in the eyes of a few, but I generally thought he was very poor.

Surman, Wotton, Euell, Dmg, II, Best and John have all missed penalties for us in recent years. Rasiak missed one in a cup game but knocked in the rebound after 3 attempts. After Rickie, Vignal is probably the best since Beattie and Pahars left. Also though Skacel looked pretty good (only took 1 and a couple for Hearts I think) no idea how he ended up behind DMG in the pecking order that season. Probably just the club trying to make him look slightly less garbage after loaning out everyone else.

Both spelled wrong but... Chris Makin Jermaine Wright *Add Peter Reid to that list. **and Tore Andre Flo

Igor Sh*tov (RB for Belarus)

Steve Stone

You can be savaged by an animal.

Paul dickov

Who names their daughter after dried out grassland.

He once replaced Nicholas Anelka. Strange world...

Not always a solution. There are some pretty tough golf clubs round where I live.

Deppo and Turkish are separate accounts used by the same person. I know her in real life. She is serious messed up.

First thing I bought (was 17 and worked in one of those crappy 2 for 1 restaurants) was a ticket to Saints against Plymuff. Didn't really feel like a man, unless it was a Saudi Arabian barman, because I was bored off my tits.

Anyone got any of these, or any other warm damp sh*t in their house? I've got half a mind to get something like this in my house in the (rather distant) future and I was wondering what they are like in terms of cost and practicality to install and maintain. P.s. For those of you who like to discuss black Jewish homosexuals adopting transexual disabled babies, I'm sorry to have interrupted your evening.

Gay people do have SOME musical taste you know. Just because RSF are a bit fruity, doesn't mean all the other fruity people like them ya know.

Let's play Cluedo.

The English national team is of course massively racist. Cole, Johnson, Defoe, Lennon, SWP... What planet are they on? 92% of the uk population is white, so from now on only one dark chap on the pitch please. We also need to have 5 women on the pitch too. Obviously we can only have 5 men, we don't want any favouritism here, so the 11th player can be a tranny (assuming Turkish is okay with this). As for the kit, I think some form of sequined leotard will embrace the gay aspect of our community, as well as a Burberry hat to represent the chavies.

Precisely.

If I discovered a girl I was going out with was a bloke I'd be pretty horrified, so I agree that the deception side of it is wrong. I was referring to the concept of cross dressing in general.

I agree entirely with that second bit. Hypocrisy and religion seem to go hand in hand a lot of the time. I don't see any reason why you couldn't have a big ceremony with a civil partnership though. The only thing you couldn't really do is have it in a church. If you take religion out of the equation, a church is just a draughty, dimly lit old building so it's hardly essential to a ceremony. It seems to me like more and more weddings don't happen in a church these days anyway. A lot of people seem to get hitched on beaches in the Maldives, alpine villages or Swan-ky Hotels.