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I was lucky enough to be present for all 3 of the goals people are talking about. For me it's got to be Thomas, but only just ahead of Rickie at the Dons. Third would have to be Connolly against Norwich. Fabulous strike.

Actually I was just thinking about the last time we were in the Slag and Cabbage before a match. Can't remember what you had to eat though. Was it a steak or a meat pie? ... No, I think it was something else.

Actually I don't. Why don't you nip round and we'll find out. I'm Sure the kids can take care of themselves for a year.

I'd have said Jhon VFRR was overrated if anything. We all sang his name and loved his energy when he was here, but you could count the number of succesful passes he made on 1 hand. One of the reasons I think we underpeformed under Burley was players like Euell, JV and BWP giving the ball away too much.

Quite. There's f**k all point in comparing other transfers to what we could potentially get for AOC. It all depends on who's buying, who's selling and why, not to mention the personal preferences of the player in question. Bent went for £20m odd because Sunderland were a stable Prem side in a strong possition who didn't need to sell and Villa are owned by some fairly well off yanks. We bought Chaplow for a shilling and threepence because Preston didn't want him. Apples and oranges.

2 bore draws and a defeat for the teams who could threaten us. Pretty good night all in all I'd say.

Late KO for this one. Anyone been before? I think the only time we've been there recently was that League Cup tie we lost under Burley a few years ago. Makin, Bennett et. al. Anyway, planning on going this time, what's it like?

2-0 to Muff.

Looks pretty sheepish in the press conference. Probably because everyone in the room knows he was blatantly after more cash.

Indeed. Plimuff just scored against Francise. Good stuff.

Carlisle 2-0 up against Udders in the JPT. Doesn't really affect us, but if it knocks the Udders confidence a bit that can't be too bad. No goals in League 1 yet.

Is this your subconscious speaking?

Had to call about 20-30 times on the 012... number but after that I got through after 40s on hold. Also got a ticket for Yeovil in March as I can't get to the game against the Isle or Carl. Block 38, near the back.

Would love to get him and we'd certainly use him if we got promoted. Of our current CB options, only Fonte is really Championship class. Can also play the holding midfield role competantly. Sign him up Nige!

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That was my first thought too. Will have some scary dreams tonight.

You should be an errotic novelist.

It's good news IMO. I'd prefer Croft to DC too, but I think it'll be better than having Allen or Legard commentating. Can Murray Walker not donate his vocal chords to someone 50 years younger?

I think anyone would be sore after a bumming that long.

Why are Brighton fans getting all excited about this? I mean really is it that interesting? If it had been Brighton beating them today and the same had happened I doubt I'd have raised an eyebrow. Anyway, they knocked Pompey out, so we've got to be extra nice to them now.

I think he's a bit older than that.

Just seen the highlights. 1. What a goal that was from Guly 2. Lambert was so unlucky not to score in the first half. His effort hit matey on the line in the side of the head and rebounded onto the bar. The defender knew nothing about it, pure luck. 3. Ian Holloway getting upset by the oldest chant in the book ("Prem, you're having a laugh"). Bad loser. 4. Can't be too harsh on Bart for that cross he didn't catch. He came out at full stretch and couldn't get there. It was a feckin' good cross.

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In the last 2 seasons Bart has played 14 games and we've won 11 of them. We lost at Leeds and Colchester and drew with Norwich in the JPT (Bart pulled off a Banks-esq save to then win the shootout). That can't be a fluke.