Bobbyboy

Trevor Francis is a pretty dreadful commentator.

Problem with that is some refs give that as handball.

Didn't Osvaldo play with Papa Mango at some point? Maybe a return is on the cards...

How do we know it's fake? NO WATCHES.

Or indeed the Framley Examiner: "Met at Paul Weller gig. I flirted. You sand and played acoustic version of 'That's Entertainment'. Who were you, mystery man?" Is this heading to the Lounge or Muppet Show too quickly?

And he could have use of Paul Allen's yacht in Ocean Village. This is looking more likely all the time!

Cruise companies list Southampton as "London (Southampton)" so all we have to do is bring him in on the Queen Mary or something and he'll think he's actually in London when he arrives.

Or even Cork at RB. Looks like he's not quite first choice for his old slot any more so CDAJFU there maybe. Question is whether Clyne is fit, he looked very comfortable at LB last season when asked. But this is all what WE think. Pretty sure the manager thinks Fox is first choice backup, saw enough of that last season.

Luke Shaw injured? When there's an England U21 game coming up? Never!

Did Punch play with Sinclair at Plymouth? or did Punch leave there before Sinclair came in on loan?

I think he also misses Bernie Eisel more than people let on. This was his first tour without him. Bernie didn't even get picked, may be wondering why he stayed at Sky. If they get Eisel along with Petacchi and Renshaw that would be a scary train... Or maybe Kittel is just better now.

I may have missed it, but what happened to the 'season tickets for life' people, are those tickets still being honoured? So the 10k is in addition to them?

Can he play front sweeper though?

Ah, Lawro's predictions...

Leandre Griffit

If we can sort out Puncheon's attitude surely we can fix anyone...

With all this stuff blowing up and then getting resolved etc I find it hard to remember that the season is still going on and we still have a game left.

McManaman, Townsend and Ince. Have I stepped back into the early 90s?

Still think a key point in all this is that Clyne is our best RB and should be played against Bale. Make up the rest of the defence from whatever we can find that looks half decent/half fit in training this week, bearing in mind it it may be some Forrener or even begin with a 'J' and end with 'ack Stephens'. And then maybe buy some defenders in the next transfer window.

not sure that taking Cork off is ever the answer to anything

Still a chance for tommy forecast then?

So, what are the chances of them being back in administration by the start of next season? Does the 'cannot start two consecutive seasons in administration' apply when it is DIFFERENT administrations?

Not sure but maybe I'd have Jack Stephens in central defence rather than Richardson. Need to free him up in case we need a front sweeper.

And down they go, with or without the points deduction... bye bye!

no statement from portpin?