There is a lesbian that lives opposite me.
I'd heard she was before I saw her, so imagine my horror when she turned out to be a gorgeous blonde with huge breasts. To see her walking around in short skirts and crop-tops is terrible.
I won't even go into the details of the hot tub parties she holds in the summer for all of her likeminded friends...
Needless to say, I've written several times to the Daily Mail to complain.