Maggie May

Saints fans - embarrassing the living f*ck out of football since the Big Bang.

Eugh

What a sad, lonely man he is. (Says me posting on a forum)

I believe legendary centre back scored two in two games. The one that came off his ar5e is a personal favourite.

Do they realise Luke Shaw's heat map looks like a huge willy and balls?

Expressing my opinion, like, but I find it bizarre how fans can give mediocre marks and suggest the team must do better. The club is in its second season after returning to the top flight and have put in a phenomenal effort all things considered. How can anyone feel less than a 10? Even if we were in a dog fight, I'd still be feeling 10. Those years after relegation in 2005 were appalling, just appalling. I wouldn't blame anyone for feeling less than a 2 in the months leading to administration under Wotte. Truly dark, dank days. Now we are in the top flight again playing some of the best football I've seen ever, with a core pedigree of the best English talent around, and there is more to come. Maybe once the club establishes itself as a top flight side, and isn't able to progress past a certain position each year, then I think I'd start thinking there needs to be improvement. The club has no divine right to be where it is. If it wasn't for a billionaire bail out, there'd be no club.

Didn't you like The Libertines even before they got together?

Reminds me of SaintKip's classic drunken thread. "Sowhampton".

stream?

"The sink is full of fishes, cos she's got dirty dishes on the brain, "It was overflowing gently but it's all elementary my friend"

Just brilliant. Must go viral.

Jesus, when was this cut to two wins? More than a bit worried now.

Instant Classic has loads of previous for posting utter bullish*t.

I have it on good authority he will definitely leave if the club reverts to own branded kits next season.

When did Saints fans get this deluded?

"Distraught" over football - lol.

Oh well, far more important things to worry about in life.

I stopped reading at "she's got kids". Mug.

Log-ins I've used in the past: Roger Beeks JohnyFartPants Ascoli Mao Cap Linvoy's Afro

Only two now, mates.

A rare lol. Thanks.

Parquet Courts Foxygen Blood Orange Vampire Weekend Chance the Rapper

Uh oh.

He's always been class for us. Last season, against Villa away, I remember thinking we had a gem of a player.

Osvaldo goal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urGdghFYH8Y