Danbert

Plus, Ings used to play for Liverpool, so he must be good and will score.

Besiktas too. He may or may not be mercenary, but he always strikes me as being thick as mince.

https://highlightsfootball.com/video/everton-vs-southampton-highlights-3/

Nathan?

If you say so. I suppose there's no chance of a stream tonight, it's not being screened anywhere is it?

Boruc?

McCarthy was a fantastic signing. Quite why we needed to blow 10m on a reserve keeper is beyond me, but signing McCarthy was a masterstroke.

Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahaha

Another pro keeper - just what we need

This - it's deckchairs on the Titanic, they're both poor

4 keepers? Is that normal?

He's certainly one of our most improved players, but anyone who thinks he's been our standout performer this season must be watching different games to the ones I've seen.

What is Neil Allen doing to my language? What does this drivel even mean? https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/peterborough-1-portsmouth-2-neil-allen-s-match-report-1-8636602

Very much this

The Tatty Timber Tabernacle has always been tatty and historic, but did you know that... "On March 28, 1916 a 75-yard long piece of roof from the South Stand was ripped off and hit baker William Saunders’ house during a spell of extreme weather." Some things never change, eh. Amazing. More here...

Get the **** in

He's had a good game for me - won a lot of long balls from the back, brought them down and brought others into play.

http://soccerlegacy.net/premier-league-live-stream-3/

Gooooooaaaaaaalllll

I feel sick

Adam Lallanna is definitely not upper class, and since when has being upper class defined males and masculinity?

Matt Mills signs for Pune City https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/isl-2018-ex-manchester-city-player-matt-mills-signs-for-fc-pune-city?key=newsnow

Would suggest that he is actually kind of for sale, Hughes has otherwise intimated that both Gallagher and Long are very much part of his first team plans.

https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/sheffield-united-priced-out-of-move-for-premier-league-striker/

At least with those 2 at center back, Southgate will get the chance to make a thorough assessment of McCarthy