Danbert

By the way, if anyone else feels like being a ****, anyone, anywhere can use the Eventbrite form linked to above to register their attendance at the PST shareholder meeting.

Busy week ahead - they're taking the begging bowl down the pub: http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/busy-week-ahead-for-the-pst Champagne Ian, tin pot Pompey etc.

This made me cringe: http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/karren-brady-to-attend-business-club-brunch-1738555.aspx

DO they? Well I NEVER, now where did I LEAVE my green INK

Anyone know what the presidents actually get in return for their 50 grand donation? http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/act-now-to-buy-community-shares-1719372.aspx

If we sell Lovren and Schneiderlin, we'll be able to bring in an entire new first XI of ten million a shot players. Recruitment would be hit and miss and we'd struggle for cohesion, but I'd very much hope we wouldn't be struggling with relegation.

It's official, they are a charity http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/academy-going-dutch-1714846.aspx

That's 2 shock Factless exclusives in a week. They promise to stick to their budget, plus they train and don't punch each other. Says so much about what's gone before...

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-boss-won-t-break-his-budget-1-6150682 Why do they even have to make these promises? Oh, yeah...

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/pst-open-day-reminder-1642501.aspx Have bowl, will continue to beg... repeatedly.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-delight-at-season-ticket-response-1-6141874 "...they are confident the club can surpass last year’s remarkable season ticket haul of 10,600." But... "Speaking to the ticket office manager, however, he is confident we will be in or around the figure we achieved last season." Shurely shome mishtake?

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-seek-former-players-1-6141474 "...the group have struggled to attract those who have represented Pompey in the modern era." Can't think why...

http://www.chichester.co.uk/sport/pompey-latest/pompey-s-boardroom-demolition-which-haunts-owen-1-6137351 The toilet, the bar, gone. Saddest day ever, Pompey heritage, evil ex-owners, flowery language. Will this do? [Ed. no you're fired]

...the event otherwise known as pack the pub

Tin pot Pompey... http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/share-offer-roadshow-to-visit-surrey

http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/share-push-continues--event-reminder Something tells me that they're never going to stop doing this. There is no deadline, there'll always be something new to fix. If the roof leak gets really bad, the fat stops the pipes totally or the South Stand collapses the begging bowls will be out again. The community don't own Pompey, they just get to pay for it. Again, and again, and again, and again...

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/academy-fanfunding-prize-draw-1656236.aspx This stuff is beyond parody. I wonder if they accept virtual money.

Has Dubai Phil been to a Pompey home game?

And so relevant too...

If we've reached the point where we're excited by nine-year-old plastics from Australia then yes, we are a laughing stock.

A friend of mine who's friends with the family says Ian Dowie's been holding talks

Loving the camera work: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/vialli-lauds-pompey-ambition-1-6111242 £6,000 already raised for the headless Pompey monster. Oh, and Tifosy... I'm sure they'll be worth billions in years to come.

No way, not without a haircut, anyway.

Jeeesus, it's just milk, milk, milk. Do they actually have any initiatives that don't involve getting out the begging bowl?

And there was me thinking that "Community Club" meant Pompey giving something back to the community, not voraciously milking it for all it's worth... I wonder how many of those kids will actually turn up for week 2 once they realize the life skills they will be acquiring consist of how to leaflet the high street and how to persuade your Nan to part with a tenner.