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Genesis

Teacher: ‘Craig, you know you can't sleep in my class.' Craig: 'I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.' -------------------- Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life." From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting, "Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda." ------------------- Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment! ------------------ Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep it all in! ----------------- Kid comes home from 1st day at school. Mum asks, 'What did you learn today?' Kid replies, 'Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.' ---------------- Pupil: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not Pupil: Good, because I didn't do my homework --------------- The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said ..."I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking."

Helpful hint - don't believe anything TalkSh!te broadcasts, it's all made up BS. Better still, don't listen to it.

patch

The people that made lots of money from the event ?

Smith

One hour on the track at the Velodrome certainly seems to have been a much better option than watching Saints this evening.

Clementine

skoda

Going to miss watching tomorrow's match as I'll be riding a session at the Manchester Velodrome.

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/news/top_uk_diplomat_probed_over_sexual_behaviour "A top British diplomat was the focus of a secret government file about his "unnatural" sexual behaviour, Sky News can reveal." "He was named as an abuser of children by the MP Geoffrey Dickens in the 1980s and also had links to the controversial Paedophile Information Exchange (PIE)."

mayfair

clam

Surely these should be posted on Technology Chat ?

spill

It would look better if they were using Leibherr machinery.

336

So everything is your fault !

Frankenstein

IT security - keeping part of the Internet working, dealing with enquiries from the Old Bill and the FBI, and liaising with the Cabinet Office and the CESG. ( All of this is true to a greater or lesser extent, but does not entirely describe my day to day employment responsibilities ).

I thought the debates were a "beauty contest" for potential Prime Ministers, therefore they should be limited to those parties with the potential to garner a majority of MPs, or to be the majority partnerr in a coalition. On a side note, what is the likelihood of a Lab-LD coalition ? How much of a policy volte-face would that take on the part of Cleggy ? Would Red Ed consider it ?

dean

There's some extremely wobbly maths : " three currently occupy the bottom four spots"

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