Grey Crab

I don't get online magazines. They are more annoying to navigate than a website (zooming in, virtually turning pages, etc). A magazine in your hands is good; a website is good. An online magazine is awful. The internet has great opportunities for navigation, video, hyperlinks, etc. Publishing a magazine layout on the internet is daft.

What a bellend.

I would never want to have a conversation with the sort of c***s that use this site in real life.

I hope that when I get old, I don't turn into such a hateful, nasty, bitter, reactionary, ignorant, frightened old man. This thread is a warning to us all.

Shut up Deppo.

Jermaine Wright.

Jermaine Wright.

Because you are thick.

Because you are thick.

Nope. Just a quick search of his name on this site shows there are plenty of threads singing his praises.

So, not unsung at all then?

Matthew Le Tissier.

It's a travesty that Shane Long has been given the shirt that once belonged to Andrei Kanchelskis.

He stands at over 5ft10, Shane Long, Shane Long, He came along when Rickie went, Shane Long, Shane Long, We gave him the number seven shirt That used to belong to Rickie Lambert. Shane Long, Shane Long, Southampton's goal machine.

People complain when 'foreigners come over here and take our jobs'. Now you're complaining when they come over here and offer jobs. They just can't win.

What a sh*thole.

I have noticed that Griffo does spend most of time on here worrying about what other people think of us. I vunder if zis stemz from heez childhood?

Liverpool have signed ours.

The fact that people who post on here think it is a bad idea is a clear indication that it is probably a very good idea.

It's now 2047 and I didn't even realise we were playing tonight.

I can't believe that the great men running our club didn't listen to Leicestersaint! Idiots! Why were they not looking at SaintsWeb to get tactical ideas? These so called 'great men' aren't great at all. They are stupid. What other stupid errors of judgement have they made after SaintsWeb posters had made it pretty obvious what they should do?

Man who charges people £5 to post on a message board gets upset at the price of a £4 programme. [tweet]497390903162843136[/tweet]

True to form, I see people have written off Pelle already. What took you so long?

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/08/fraser-forster-southampton-transfer-celtic "Forster travelled to Southampton on Friday evening."