Scummer

Have they got worse players than Villa, Everton or Hull?

We aren't in a position to do that financially. It's more likely that we will have to take whatever we are offered.

My view (real value first, what I expect us to sell for in brackets). Davis £1m (£0.5m) Lallana £3m (£1.5m) Surman £3.5m (£1.5m)

Is that in writing anywhere? No price mentioned on the PFC site.

I don't know if that's a bargain or not, but it sounds pretty cheap to me.

How can we be heading for a crowd of well over 25,000? I thought cutting prices didn't result in more people going to the match?

Dunno, but they are effectively the same thing these days anyway.

Me too.

It has discount, last season shops for people who can't afford to buy the latest clobber.

I think she meant that Gunwharf is an outlet shopping centre, it doesn't have 'proper' shops.

Lol.

Possibly.

There isn't any, they sold all their freeholds a few years ago. That's one of their main problems.

He was one of our better players towards the end of last season. If he's prepared to work for the sort of wages Bournemouth can afford, I'd have him back here in a flash.

You'll get the best rate through a cashpoint.

Huddersfield have got a nicer stadium than us. How do they manage to pay their mortgage?

Ah I saw it on the Southampton Echo site, story posted at 9.30.

Was it a coincidence that you asked that question shortly before a local paper ran a story on it?

Desperation?

Wouldn't the Isle of Wight take the brunt of it? I'd have thought Portsmouth and Southampton would be ok. Edit: In fact, looking at a map, I can't see that any tsunami caused by events in the Canaries would come anywhere near us. I did hear in the past that it would hit the East coast of America.

At the one in Edinburgh the lager is £4, plus a £4 deposit on the mug.

The only person going on about 'great managers' appears to be you. You asked if he'd be doing better than how we are now. It wouldn't take a great manager to do that, just a decent one.

Have you ever been to Portsmouth city centre? It's a stinking hole.

Because out of town developments aren't allowed any more?

Lol, apart from that everything is rosy.