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Chelsea Man U Arsenal Man City ----- Aston Villa Norwich Watford Sunderland, Everton or Watford in the sack race.

First sign of madness: talking to yourself.

There's no way you're going to need more than 8GB of RAM on a laptop. Processor, chassis, screen and keyboard are the most important things when buying a laptop, everything else is easily upgradable. If you decide you want a touchscreen one, that'll add £50-100. If battery life is important, factor that in when you're searching/reading reviews; if it's going to spend most of the time plugged in, it's not such an important factor.

Apparently Sterling gets a £9m loyalty bonus too (which definitely needs renaming).

Southampton home first leg against Vitesse - Netherlands!

It will be nice to have a second player than can take a decent corner too!

It's locked so nobody but the mods can post in it i.e. we can't ruin it and it will only be filled with useful info. It's been updated in the past few hours.

1 $hlong, oddly enough! 1 $hlong = 12million GBP

Transfermarkt.co.uk only puts his market value at £3.5mil though... that's barely 0.3$hlongs.

I always used to wonder how Saint Charlie got to 13,000+ posts. Guess now I know.

Looks like he may have bulked up a bit?

Love the guy, genuinely wish him the best of luck at Man U. Couldn't have joined a better club I think, he's exactly what they were missing last season.

Cheers Glasgow, proving your ITK status here.

They don't boo their players, their stadium is bursting at the seams from all the bestest fans in the country.

But if that's 22 million Euros it's only (!) £16 million.

Your obsession with a second-rate Leicester city striker is far more perplexing. He is 28 years old, age makes a difference, you're not that short-sighted to see that. He's got 3 or 4 seasons left in him, and chances are he's not going to get any better than he is already (as mentioned, only 5 goals this season [who started 16 games to Vardy's 26] - the same as Long and one more than Schneiderlin and Tadic). Austin and Ings both have age on their side and will improve, assuming no big injuries, and are more prolific goal scorers, which are what we need in this squad which has Rodriguez and Long to run at defenders and Pelle holding up play. Vardy would be significantly cheaper, but less beneficial to the team.

To the conference?

Any players we would be happy to take from the three relegated clubs? Arguably there's less quality there than in the teams relegated last season, but are there any that could fit into our team? QPR: Charlie Austin. Wouldn't take any of the others, though I know a lot of people have touted Calamity Green. Personally I wouldn't want him here, but wouldn't be particularly upset if he joined as back-up. BURNLEY: Trippier and Ings would fit in with us, and we've been linked to both. Maaaybe Heaton too, depending on our 'keeper situation by the start of the season, especially now we have Europa to think about. HULL: Elmohamady has always looked too good for Hull, he'll go to a Premier League club this summer, I think he would do well here. Wouldn't look at anybody else. A special mention to Newcastle, who left it until the last day - I'd happily take Cisse, Sissoko, Janmaat and Krul. They are all far too good to be fighting relegation on the last day of the season.

He's a year older than Forster, so not that young.

If Coutinho could leave too, that would be glorious.

3-0. Courtois should have saved at least two of those.

Berahino to Liverpool is definitely the most predictable signing of the upcoming summer.

My parents recently got a new kitchen fitted with an induction hob, will take a pan of water from cold to boiling in about two minutes; you can fry an egg within 30 seconds. Love it.

They've just released eight of their players. A lot of people on Twitter not too pleased about releasing the 'best LB in the league'.

Ah, fair play, I am but a poor student so I was piggy-backing off some bloke from reddit. As usual!