TwoPints

Lol

They look quite tight fitting. I hope they have more 'loose fitting' shirts for us bloaters.

Indeed, we're certainly missing some bushy topped players.

I blame my parents

That sounds plausible as both life in the Bournemouth area.

Well now the Belgians are out no doubt we'll get more activity

I like it

You're too kind

We haven't 'lost' 'our' Chairman, but have replaced the Chairman with a more accountable board. I think I prefer the latter. We haven't 'lost' a manager as the one we had has been replaced by (arguably) a much more experienced one with connections throughout Europe. We haven't 'lost' our youth team coaches, they were sacked .. for reasons that we can only speculate on. We haven't 'lost' 3 key players, we have sold them for a huge sum of cash. The new manager's only been in place for a week, the transfer window has only been open a week so it is not too much of a surprise that we haven't yet signed anyone. If you read the posts from people who really are ITK, you'll have understood that there are plenty of negotiations going on to bring high calibre players to the team. If we'd gone and paid over the odds for these people without properly negotiating for the best deal, I'm sure they would have been here by now but I have no doubt you and your type would have been the first to slag off the board for spending too much money on them. For me, this isn't a club in turmoil but a club going through a transition, that is not of it's making, unless you include being too successful as being their fault. Stop panicking until there is something to panic about.

I assuming that dream 4 came with spiders the size of dinner plates?

**** me, there's always one isn't there.

Nice!

Aaaand... breathe!

I like the sound of him! Thanks Feyenoorder, good insight.

Yawn

I see The Daily Star have picked up on this : http:// http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/386752/Liverpool-Adam-Lallana-Southampton

Whilst I like the idea of calling him a c*nt, just a nice simple 'Clattenberg was right' 'you've changed' Might work and would fit in with the banner idea. And for extra effect you could add: 'you complete c*nt'

It could be an aftershave called 'Clattenberg'

This

Hold your horses!

Dammit, got to wait even longer now for new signings.

Buy buy buy

Do you really have to ask? If your missus thinks Gazza, you've got the wrong missus. If you think Gazza, then you're very confused at best.

Glad I voted for Rodriguez for Player of the Season now but I suspect he'd have been gone too but for his injury.

Quite brilliant!