Chalkboy

Maya!!!!! That was a beauty

You're right. It was a gardening catalogue, modelling benches.

Clasie's inclusion has given me "nervous" stomach. So want us to batter Liverpool.

Clasie starting worries me. Hope the worry is unfounded.

That...................is hilariously awful

If he did, I wonder if he would celebrate.

Yes.

unable to watch the game (so thanks for the commentary) how is Wanyama doing?

other teams like to let us try players out first before buying them off us

Suppose the headlines will be "Koeman doesn't rule out Holland job."

I got into a grammar school in the late seventies, to my relief, as the local comps were awful. My bog-standard, inner-city junior school had dedicated lessons geared towards passing the 11+ in the weeks leading up to it. There was no private tuition, (ha, what a joke!) in fact I doubt any of us at our school had even heard of such a thing. Thanks to the dedicated lessons, every kid was given the same opportunity as each other. Of course some couldn't be arsed to learn, and others worked hard at it. The grammar school itself was populated by a very diverse bunch of kids from all sorts of different backgrounds. It wasn't full of snooty middle class kids with loads of money. I sometimes think that's an image created by those who've never been to a grammar school. Money played no factor in me passing the test, my folks earned a very mediocre living. All my close friends passed the test, and many of those were from very poor backgrounds. All schools should have coached the kids towards passing the 11+, don't know if mine was unique, if any didn't, then they weren't doing their job properly.

Should be printed on their shirts.

Apologies if it's posted elsewhere, but Cedric is playing for Portugal tonight and it's on ITV4 as I type.

There's a vacancy at Sunderland Brendan.

If this is a dream please don't wake me

Can't believe I'm missing this tonight. So nervous every time I check back. Come on, COME ONNNN. Make it happen!

We even have modern sh*t n' stuff.........like internet. Anyway, Harrison is a Worthing lad and likes a mug of Horlicks or two. Apparently.

I was told last night that he has been spending quite a lot of time at a certain nightclub in Worthing.

Mourinho to get the boot. Liverpool dump Brendan and bring in Mourinho

I'm loving this

Can't get my head around not playing the international RB we bought in, and playing Yoshida instead. What does that say about Cedric? What does it say about our recruiting? Also can't believe that we don't have someone in the academy that can't do at least as good a job as Martina.

Wilshire runs on the outsides of his feet, he is quite bow-legged as well. Because of this he's putting extra stress on his ankles, knees, thighs and hips. Add this to his style of play - meandering runs, constantly getting tackled, it's no wonder he has so many injuries.

He's not looked great. If you say this does the opposite generally happen?

Yeah, you're right. For all the laughs we'd get from Brendan's sacking, it would be a short-lived moment if they get someone decent in.

Brendan teetering on a Klopp shaped cliff?