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There is some crazy deals rumoured to be happening in the next few days and the top 8 could be even stronger. We would need more than a fantastic manager to reach it IMHO.

Read somewhere he landed in Miami this morning. Doubt he is on his way to us then.

It’s going to be like this. Once the outs are confirmed we then contact some agents to find out if A, B or C is available for a loan deal. If nothing in our price range then we stick with what we have. Basically it’s the same as last January. Hope Ralph is calm if he don’t bring in a CB and a defensive midfielder.

Think the situation is like this. If we raised the funds and get some of the players off our wage bill then we put an offer in for the Leipzig CB. If not then we get a loan option in instead. Our problem is we are struggling to get anything over the line as we are not the fastest movers once a deal is agreed.

I fear we might have to sell him if an offer comes in as we need to raise some cash and get the wage bill down. Can blame Carrillo, Lemina and Austin if we do as they offer our club nothing.

(1) 10th (2) 5th round (3) Quarters (4) Redmond (5) JWP (6) Hoedt will become a reliable regular and Ings will struggle to get a game (7) Bottom 3 and threatened with closure after impersonating that it was a football club.

(1) Where will we finish in the league? (2) Which round we will reach in the Mickey Mouse Cup? (3) Which round in the FA cup? (4) Leading Goalscorer? (5) Our player of the season? (6) Which player will surprise you most? (7) How do you think our great neighbors will get on down the M27?

Reckon that’s us finished with UA now. Who's the best kit makers these days?

Talking of apostrophes, My lady has often walked into a game I’m watching and asked me who are Wham - Ars.

Miserable bunch! Ins - Two Out - Six Teams become desperate both ways and that’s why I reckon the prices teams want will drop.

What about the papers headers we’ve had in the past? Saints sinners Saints alive Saints go marching in

Wow amazing that you really are ITK. Not seen his name anywhere so you must be the first?

Been out of all there squads this season. Arsenal are talking like he is signing for them.

Totally disagree. Good management and hard working players with a promising youth academy can get you into the top 10. We finally have 90% of that and I would be disappointed if we finished anywhere near 17th.

Valery playing for the u23’s is a weird one?

More likely to be Willi Orban. Konate and Upamecano are way out of our league. IMHO Mcquire to Utd, Dunk to Leicester, Stephens to Brighton and Webster to us.

The toons are in a mess right now, they even had Mark Hughes on the list of managers wanted.

England may win the cricket World Cup again! You heard it here first.

Could be right as they are spending big on getting Lookman back with some of the money from us perhaps?

What’s happening to our CB we want? (1) Been involved in a competition and is now on holiday. (2) The other club are looking for a replacement first? (3) Still trying to sort out a price for one? (4) Going to give a current donkey at the club a 2nd/3rd/4th Chance? (5) Dont have a 5th one!

Would signing Bowen from Hull be a strange one? And is he any good?

Seriously we are in talks to sign Adam Lallana. You won’t see it anywhere as I know that he was at the club yesterday.

Those were the days my friend. How to gut a skate ha ha

Boom Boom

When the train comes out again to fool Klopp who’s face is it?