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Farage now believes that Romanians are catching and eating swans from the Royal Parks. Obviously a copy of Trump's statement about immigrants eating cats and dogs. Good luck on catching a swan and transporting it through the streets of London unnoticed. The Royal Parks have said that it's all bollox. https://news.sky.com/story/royal-parks-responds-to-farages-claim-that-swans-are-being-eaten-by-eastern-europeans-in-the-uk-13437205

Not many reserve teams can play a £125m striker in the first half and replace him with a £70m striker for the second half.

Doesn't seem to grasp the meaning of "highest".

11th September 1957 against Port Vale. My dad knew the bloke on the turnstile so I got in for free. We lost 0-3. On the 16th we played them away and lost 4-0. I'd forgotten how close together matches were back then. We played 9 games in September and had a double-header against Aldershot on Christmas Day and Boxing Day and another one on the 28th away to Gillingham.

11th September 1957 against Port Vale. My dad knew the bloke on the turnstile so I got in for free. We lost 0-3. On the 16th we played them away and lost 4-0. I'd forgotten how close together matches were back then. We played 9 games in September and had a double-header against Aldershot on Christmas Day and Boxing Day and another one on the 28th away to Gillingham.

Slow starters? Lawrie got us relegated. We were comfortably mid-table when he took over.

Geography obviously not Elon's favourite subject:

Football Martin has a short chat to Will Still.

On sale at the Reform Conference:

Looks like they've got Russell Martin's brother as manager: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1742093976485103&rdid=5RCdjLJEVBCijMDi

In other news, AFC Totton lost 2-1 at Dorking despite Dorking fielding their 54 year-old keeper.

According to Farage, Reform does not ban journalists from their events.... https://www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-why-has-snowflake-farage-banned-me-from-reforms-conference/

It didn't stop Jason Puncheon.

Frannie Benali wasn't too keen on him.

Still said in his press conference today that a couple of players should be leaving this week.

It was actually Chris Philp who was the minister responsible for first housing asylum-seekers in the Epping hotel. followed by Jenrick and they both neglected to to check if the hotel had the correct planning permission. The court case was not about who was occupying the hotel but if the planning rules had been followed.

https://www.saintsplayers.co.uk/player/tony-funnell/

You can see where this is going. Next time it'll be twice as many demonstrators with signs. There's a limit to how many arrests the police can make and it'll be dragging through the courts for ages.

It's very difficult to keep a player whose head (or his agent's) has been turned by one of the "big" clubs (see Liam Delap). If you keep him against his will he will possibly sulk and be sent to play with the reserves where his value will go down. Also his contract will be running down so you run the risk of him leaving for free. All clubs are selling clubs if the price is right.

Radio Solent

Does anyone give a toss?

Or Francis Jeffers