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Has he signed yet! Not Cedric I mean Rudi! Sent from me on the bog in the site office because I don't want to go out and look at Japanese knotweed

Welcome welcome welcome. Hope yo

The only problem would be a) No one would pass to him b) no one would support him c) no one would play with him d) no one would train with him e) no one would protect him Apart from that, he would be great. Get rid, lesson learnt, move on. Perhaps Ponch would like him at Spurs for 5 lion bars and a copy of the Pirates of the Carribean box set.

Feeeeoo Wallcruft geddindere Ooh yeszzz

A load of old fing tosh

Yes but you also ned to know that at some stage, the clubs will want a return in some form. They don't buy players, give them shed loads of money, and keep doing it for year on year and be happy with them sat on the bench? Managers change, others become disenchanted, clubs sometime need cash, and no matter how much you cost, if you aint done anyhting of note in a season, no one will shell out more to buy you.

We have such bad and archaic libel laws that there is a lucrative living to be made by libel lawyers from people from all over the world flying in to sue people in this country, even if, like some, the criticism in a different language, the 'libelled' and 'libeller' are in a different country and it has no link with this country, if you can prove that soemoen in the UK COULD have seen it, bang, judgement in the high court in favour of the plantiff.

I thought it was so funny last night that they have closed the 666 betting site for 'Dodgy Dealings' and the news showed an advert for it starring.....................................Harry Redchops.:lol: You couldn't make it up

The reason for Pelle not taking them i reckon is down to his abilities and, like a lot of strikers, the ability to act without mental planning, i.e. acting on instinct, making a snap judgement bsed on the cursory amounbt of information. Penalty takers are ones who have to go through a longer process of planning,removing distractions,and acting deliberatly. Two different mental abilities which some have both, but not Pelle. So he leaves this to those that can, and I would guess, can also take a good free kick as well.

'It is important that we don't forget the true meaning of Easter'. Said the Arch Bishop of Cadbury's

SA, from SSA, keep your mouth buttoned me old mate. We can wait. From someone who has a mate ITK who will tell me f-all now beacuse someone in his crowd blabbed and 3 got sacked over it.

It's probably because we hate skates Skates don't count as a race More of an infestation.

Oh Fudge Super Kelv on!!!!!! We'll see.

I agree, but perhaps the only way to root it out is with retrospective punishment. A player rolling around on the floor, holding his leg, quickly gets up and takes the free kick, this is definatly simulation and annoys the hell out of me. If an analysis done on how players in rugby go down after interference with their feet and legs, with them trying to maintain momentum until they hit the ground, and apply this to the football model, you can clearly see those that are similating, those that just give up the ghost and go down, and those that try and maintain their footing but end up going down any way.

That may be so but for 1/2 his wage I would build the aqueduct for him. So whose laughing now.

Chelski should have had at least one sent off. But good result, thought we would lose, so mucho glado with this. Same team and set up for Burnley and give it to em. Happy mothers day.

Going to lose this 2-0 Same old saints Don't know what has happened to us.

Reckon we are going to park the bus first half then hit them hard second half. Swing in crosses for the flanks for pelle and let the mid field hold up the ball. Quick pases around the box.

Just not good enough. Against 9 1/2 men we should have won this one. Disappointed doesn't cover it.

I overheard two burley Italian men saying that he was going to Santos Futebol Clube in Brazil. And they were quite adamant about it. Or have I got the wrong end of the stick, when they said 'Osvaldo will soon be sleeping with the fishes?':lol:

My excuse was using my Galaxy Note 3 on site wearing gloves. What a tossbag I am.

Hey Grigsy, my mate at work remembers you but can't decide if it was when you both supported Arsenal or man Utd. He said he can't catch up yet as he's supporting Liverpool, but if Saints qualify for the champions league, which seems likely, he'll support Saints and you can catch up.

Trousers under arrest for his part in the Great South Coast Monkey Jism smuggling ring

trousers under arrested for his part in Monkey Jism smuggling ring.!!!

what a load of old ****