Secret Site Agent

Oh, very good. And so true

For me it is Lambert and Fonte. Sounds like a packet of fags, but both got us to where we are today, and great servents to the club.

Grobellar bought a nice house and a Porsche afterwards to cheer him up........alledgedly.

I think another striker, (dare i say Danny Ings?) and I quite liked the look of Tyrone Mings last time out, (be interesting to see how he performs tonight). But we can surely look for more youngsters to shadow the first team positions, so this should be high on Les' to do list. And better half time entertainment.

Tadic: Are you trying to seduce me, Ms Leebheeeerrr. KL: Nein, my little liebshon. Vy don't you Kommenzie hier and lets talk about da virst thing to Kommen Up? Tadic: jebi me unatrag* *(translation: Ay Carumba**) ** (translation: My word)

Maybe it worries him that the camera will steal his sole? Because if it does, how can he sell it to Spurs? Or maybe he's thinking: 'Sheet. looks like I was a wanger wanted european football with Wenger, when I could just stay here. How foolish was I!' Maybe he said to Luke Shaw on the pitch, 'Can you get me the start?'. To which Luke retorted, 'You want to come here? I was going to ask you if you can see if I can come back!!!!' That was why he was down in the dressing room. Then on the coach he had texts from SRL, Lalalanaman, Calum and Vorren saying, 'Well done on a good win! You know Roko well. Can we come back please?' And a text from Pocho, saying, 'Look, I still want you in my team, I can't guarentee you european football this year, but maybe next year?'

Is that dope and rizla's in the floor? The Dutch way?

3-0 with the Lovren own goal

To not sack the pompey boys that work for me when we lose. And not to print it in big letters and put it in their canteen when we win.

The chant today should be Good Luck Tim,Tim good luck

GLAD, GLAD and GLAD

4 bloody minutes

Come on Saints. Just hang on my lovelies. Push on and be the wall. Keep counter attacking and we'll make good. I'm suffering from ***** cringe.

Glad with the win today. Listened to the game as I am at the in laws. Sounds like Mane had a good game today. Onwards and upwards.

Merry Christmas to you and your family From Secret Sites Agent, Mrs Secret Site Agent all the little Secret sub agents

SSA is with NYS. Normally very happy clappy and glass-half-full, but come on. WTF? We were ****. We are ****. We not only ****ed this up, but also the upcoming game against Everton. Questions DO need to be asked. We need to spend in January to give us some depth. We need to get back to winning ways. Today we played woefully. Not a single exciting moment, not a single decent attempt on goal, and not a single threat on teh pitch. we were second best tonight and deserved to lose. How have we lost our way so ****ing quickly? Come on Ronald, don't be another flash in the pan, please.

What a load of old ****. Oh well onto the next one. Without pelle I might add.

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Thats because they are using the blue tooth for music. Working back on the roads I see it everyday, hundreds of them either phoning or texting. Doughnuts.

Sorry chaps but to be fair the reason for the drop in football hooliganism was Acid House,music,drugs,raves, everyone high on e's loving each other.

I like:lol:

Well the thing is that Jack should just ride on time, ride on time, got to ride on time...... Gonna get up, gonna get up Gonna get up, whoa Gonna get up, gonna get up Gonna get up, ooho You just walk right in Walk, walk, walk right in and Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho Ooho, ooho, ooho, ooho If he dos this, he may just get a new contract.

Saints 3 - 0 Villa 'nough said.

Alpine Saint, Positive through and through. And i'm agreeing with him. AGAIN 100 %. I think that there are those in the media who WANT us to fail as let's be honest the top 4-5 are established they sell papers, they sell more papers when their fans are happy and probably have a lot of ITK within the club to leak them little tid bits. There are also, those in the media that realise that Saints and West Ham and Swansea doing EXCEPTIONALLY well will also be a good story but for how long?How many papers outside of our localised fan bases will they sell? And what sort of International Interest is there. I also think there are some that will welcome this shake up of the top boys, and will delight in laughing at Spurs Liverweist and Arsenhole if we come out at the end of the season higher in the table than them. That is a story to sell the yanks, they love a Cinderella Story and to stick two fingers up at the arrogant tossers. And some are Saints fans. A lot more than were two years ago.

I had a dream the other day. We were playing liverpool and after beating them 3-0 as Adam, Sir Rickie and Loverliverpoolen came up to applaud the Saints fans, RoKo was stood on the touchline pointing at them and laughing. I think I got it stuck in my head after watching Sam Allerdyce on Youtube laughing at Flores:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd65g3hqJrk