Secret Site Agent

Just posting for the sake of it.

Done as well

Just voted. Morgan and Luke running away with it now. I agree it's a shame Clyne isn't there. But under the question: Should Man Utd sell Wayne Rooney? I couldn't find the option Who cares because he's a bald, granny f-ing mercenary clunt any where.

****in idiot. No such thing as death by mis-adventure in construction. He falls and that's the Site Agent in prison under the H and S at work act, for failure to have a duty of care to those on site, (including trespassers).

Yep. Got to agree. It's gone from 'lets have a laugh' to 'errr,errr, morgan should play for England, errr, errr.' I'm going to take names and ridicule posts for the summer.

I think most people are not getting the point of this thread. It's just a bit of fun based on the weak excuse when pressed as to why not pick certain players over others. truth to tell we need to start again as a country and try something else as the old system isn't working. Now forget the serious ****, and have some fun.

Then why don't you make it funny. So easy to destroy, so difficult to create

I like the luke of Look Shaw, but what country does Zzzamton play?

Here's another one...... I quite fancied that Jay Ramirez but he's Argentinian.......or Spanish......or Something. Cost 12 million though.

Carrying out works to try and stop Boston from flooding. (that's Boston,Lincolnshire, UK not Boston, Massachusetts, USA)

Just a bit of light hearted humour based on the fact that I'm bored, and the England team will always been dominated by the big 4 etc. and there is a thread on it I thought a bit of light hearted banter. Remember, no rules except they need to be tongue in cheek, very lame and total crap. As based on Roy's REAL reason for not picking SRL. 'So, Woy, please explain why you will not pick a player from Saints'. - No Scouser has ever scored in the Striker position. - Southampton are in League 1 - Saints acadamy players don't amount to anything - I cant spell Adam The Lama - Nicol Cortese frightens me - My team sheet is already full of names when it's given to me. - We have no blank team sheets left, the photocopier don't work, and we haven't had Tippex since the Erricson left.

I miss the fella who used to be on Saints radio. Will Cope? he was a real saints fan and use to scream when we scored.

I used to own a property in Bassett and had 5 buyers pull out before I finally sold it. And as far as I know, none of them were because they were moving out of the region. Most.....tenuous....link.....ever.

Matt, I never, in a million years thought you of all people would think that way. However, let me tell you a story. One day walking down a beach I saw a man leaning down picking up something and throwing it out to the ocean. Getting closer I saw they were starfish. I questioned his motives. He said ‘the tide is low and these starfish have been washed up on the shore. If I don’t throw them back they’ll die from lack of oxygen.' ‘I understand, but there must be thousands on this beach and others along the coast. Can’t you see you can’t possibly make a difference?’ The man smiled, bent down and picked up another starfish and threw it back into the sea. He replied…’Made a difference to that one!’

I've done it Jim. Good luck and keep us all abreast as to what is going on.

My turn I thought we played well but just lacked bite in the final 3rd. Lallana really did fail to impress, but I didn't think Lambo had that bad a game. puncheon and Wardy Prowse were real game changers, (could have done with them on earlier). Oh, and almost forgot. Wigan.....blah blah....Arsenal...rhubard...Villa...yada yada....40 points.....thingy......Goal Diffence....diddilly...12-0....ooodilly...Stoke.....rah rah rah.

25 pounds

Thank goodness. Onwards and upwards

9 minutes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Furgie time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So that is our only positive................fox off and missing the rest of the season. We are southampton,we see silver linings everywhere

What a load of crap and there goes the fair play as well

What thy mostly do is deodorise so that the smell of **** doesn't eminate, causing you to think that the blokes next to you are a couple of old dossers and ruin your footballing experiance. Although if they stopped using them at Fratton, it would stop large deposits of fat accumilating in the toilets, and make them get back to their seats and watch the game.

I was at the Reading game last week sat in the Reading end as my company have season tickets, and I must confess for the first goal I was able to keep stumm, but the second my hand rose to say yes, but remembering where I was I turned it into a fist and shouted 'Fking Lallana'. You may get carried away, but you do need some sort of restraint.

'At last i've finished my Reading player Airfix model'.

Personally I think she sees these as opportunities to make some cash. The reason that she's waited 7 months is probably because she tried to sue the police first and either failed or her ambulance chasing lawler couldn't find a way to make them culpable. Personally I hope she loses, or is removed from the front line.