Secret Site Agent

Mine is because......... I was a site agent at the time And when I was in the Army my last command was a liaison between the Intelligence Corp and the Centre for the protection of the National Infrastructure. Which equalled a lot of coffee drinking and drawings and driving around to meetings and eating a lot of cake.

He would certainly score more than Rooney.

Very disappointed................but proud, very proud. We played them like a Premiership team. Losing to both Manchesters 3-2 is a triumph in itself. Can't comment too much about the Subs, but if we hadn't we would be moaning about tired legs. I think we made a mistake, but hindsight is a wonderful thing. If we can play like this against the rest, with our new additions, we can start to make our mark.

**** off. Just F Off.

Free Kick. Come on the Saints.

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Well done Clyne

Fair play to the 'tater. He was talking about the Dell days and said Channon and Ball.

Fergies off the bench. Is he indicating that we are time wasting, or is he signalling the ref to give them 10 mins of injury time.

Am I aloud to sing, 'The ref looks like Jasper Carrot'. Hold on for 12 mins please. Or another Goal from Jrod if possible.

JRod for Adam The Lama. I think I can see what Nige is doing.

Punch off, Mayuna On. Wouldn't it be great if he scored another. Guly for Lambo? Not sure about that one.

Do we need a change on the field at 70 mins. Perhaps Lee? Tired legs and all, I'd like us to stay as we are.

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at 53 mins with 40 to go, I would be happy the way we have played if we lost. However, any more positive score would be a bonus. Please.

Their Goalie seems a little nervous, I reckon a few decent shots he may spill one or two.

Has Puncheon been reborn, do you think? He's not doing too bad at the mo.

Spiderman and Adam the Lama tying up nicely.

And another thing. Apparently Adkins was off due to lack of spending - we just spent 30 million quideroony on players. It seems that now they can't hack the mobiles of the rich and shameless they are back to making things up.

I was just about to read the same thing. We write on here about NC will do this, NC wont do that, yet the write about the 'board'. They have no in-sight into the way saints run, they have no insider knowledge, or else they would have released the Ramirez story over a week ago, and if you remember the departure of Pardew, that came as a shock to many, including all the Tabloids that were two days behind. Utter utter crap. IF NC even SPOKE to HR, as soon as HR asked if there was a 'Sweetie' in it for him, NC would get up and walk away. And if he was looking for a replacement, it would be a big name from abroad i believe.

2 mins according to me and acurist

JPT, for a start, as my moniker suggests, i'm NOT a salesman. My involvement comes from my industry injuring 64000 people a year, and the fact that with all the hard hats, vest, risk assesments we STILL couldn't stop injuring people, we just couldn't be prosecuted for it as we had done our Duty of Care. As I mentioned above, NLP is the colective name for everything you have described and more. It deals with the way we look at things, and how we react to others. It's not about any mind control tricks, and it isn't related to Pavlov's reaction theory. It does deal with learnt behaviours, and being a Saints fan is a learnt behaviour, so is distrust of Portsmouth. That is not to say there isn't good and bad in every group, but it's an understanding of why, and how to break that. Our system deals with five currencies for why accidents happen. Why don't you keep an orange in the fridge? Why don't you keep an orange in the fridge!

GM, Let me ask you the following: Imagine a hot summer’s day. You’re standing in your kitchen at the end of the day holding an orange you’ve taken from the fridge. Look at the outside of it, its orange waxy skin with green marks at the ends. Feel how cold it is in your hand. Raise it to your nose and smell it. Mmmm. Press it gently and notice the weight of the orangen in the palm of your hand. Now take a knife and cut it in half. Hear the juices start to run and notice that the smell is stronger now. Bite deeply into the orange and allow the juice to swirl around in your mouth. Wow, you're mouth is becomming wet because your saliva glands are starting to work. You'll now lie, and say it didn't happen. You're mouth is 'dry'. You'll now wonder how this has happened. And so will the rest of you. NLP isn't about 'pseudo-science' and 'physco-babble'. It's about realising the way to get a message across, and the way to get people to trust you. It's also about putting into words what naturally you do anyway. It's all about Rapport. If i met you on a plane and told you I was a Saints fan, you would start to trust me, and wait for the next thing to come out of my mouth to confirm it. If I told you I was a Pmpey fan, you would take a step back and not trust me until I spoke again and convinced you I could be trusted.

My company have used it for behaviourial safety on our construction sites. I have been trained in it and we use it regularly for briefings and tool box talks and have two members of our workforce trained as on site coaches. The success is that we have reduced our accident/incident rate by 28% and for the first time in 8 years we have beat our target for reduction in accidents on site, which is quite something. I have seen some of the little tricks work, and have used them, especially with regard to winning discussions and getting the point across, and changing peoples perceptions. It's too much to go into here, but there is a section in my training, where the trainer does 'NLP magic', where he shows how it's used by magicians to do certain magic tricks, (such as mind reading, guessing which hand an item is in) and how fake psychics use it to gain insight to an individual to find information on a deceased relative. This is worth the training alone, and i'm sure it's going to get me laid at some stage. Also the section on microexpressions, to find out peoples real feelings when you talk to them is facinating as well.

Count me in on this one. Would be most happy if this happens.