Secret Site Agent

Fill in the blanks! I was in Katie Price Yesterday and i turned round to see a big Transvestite pull up. I went to look at the deviant when i saw none other than Rupert Lowe step out of the Dress. He looked as if he had decided to leave Duck Worriers Anonymous because there was no Money left. I have come to this club to play in the bath and to also win the dirty discusting fans over. The next signing is set to be from Manchester Massachusets, With there owners run out of money. Southampton finished as per my plan, last In league one last year meaning they are ****ed, which is as per prephesy. A shock call up to the First team was southampton youngster Francis Banali, 67.

It would be great if true, But doubt it is. I would love to see him in Red and White.

OK, I'll play along. Has Skacel signed yet?

1. Yes he has saved us, but he is a business man so he and Nicola see some investment potential. With Poopey it would result in a loss of revenue. 2. I agree. 3. I suppose you are right, but I think you will find that no one can own more than one club. 4. I would much rather he spent £25 m on us 5. I think that if we did start a new team, would we not have to start in the Blue Square? I don't think they would let us be promoted by takeover. 7. There are more than two teams in Hampshire, so are you making a plan for him to take over all the rest such as Andover,Basingstoke, Aldershot? Besides, with the ML/NC/AP plan in place at the moment, I can see this dream becomming a reality anyway with us. We just need time

Well, i'm another one who wasn't aware of Newsnow, or wasn't previous bothered with it. So I found it useful. And I don't think it was generated from your shiney new thread either.

I lent Al-Faraj a book called Management by R.Lowe for a chance to get revenge for what Redcrapp did

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year to You and Yours,From me and mine.

I am happy in the knowledge that whoever we get will be: a) A total surprise to us b) Worthy of us c) Someone who has had limited success somewhere else,. but will seem to mature and improve here with us. Also it is nice to know that we can afford them, and can look at the top drawer rather than end up with players just because they are all we can afford.

It isn't a curse, it is given as a blessing. And we have lived in some interesting times. My favorite is from General Sir Johnny Frost,. 'Life,. the great game and the greatest of adventures'

So it counts for naught when they delighted in the fact that we almost vanished from the planet? Hmmmm, Stange thing to be agrieved about.

Ref and Niel in 'Up the A Rse' Corner shocker

I am completlly breathless. And I have been reliant on BBC and text updates. Glad it is over and we never gave up. Lastv season I would have seen 2-1 and decided we have lost this and stopped listening. Now I keep to it until the fat woman in the Northam sings. (Big grinning smiley thing)

Yes, but can he play for another club this season? I'm confused!! (I am just jesting,) Yes it is pretty clear cut that even if he gets bought, he cannot play for anyone. So he would spend the next 9 months sitting on his behind, playing no games and being a crap investment. Job done Case Solved

I must share this little musing about Lambert from AP in an interview on Saturday on Solent. He was told that spending £1MILLION on Lambert most people thought was good business, and didn't he agree. He said that'.. No, spending £1million on a player that was over weight and slow wasn't good business. But by working with him and getting him fitter it has come good.' I thought it was quite an insight, that he didn't buy the finished article but was willing to invest in Lambert.

I have not noticed any difference at all, they are still able to fill the back pages, and the 'club' it seems are still talking to them. I'm expecting them to be quoting 'a close friend' a 'source' and a 'former player' soon.

I have got to point out that nerve is worked upon and removed to a degree when employing many different coaching techniques. Basically the sub-concious sees the target as already ebing achieved, so that when you strike the ball as far as you are concerned it has already gone in. Weather it does or not is totally irrelevent, otherwise it becomes a self fulfilling prophesy, 'I'm not going to score' causes you not to score. Back to Johnny and Olly, once they have struck the ball it is pick up the kicking cone and back to the line, no need to watch it go over.

And I'll come with you, SOG. By the way: Wow, what is that all about? Talk about the use of the creative sub-conscious to maintanin sanity.

Personally I think he was being magnanimous, which means he was not going to be petty and make someone feel small, but do the PR thing and make them feel valued. Now Christ, he is a different matter. Not a great penalty taker, I belive, but great in goal. As it says everywhere, 'Jesus Saves'. Now play nice, and say your sorry.

Sorry, I think you have the the wrong end of the stick, when i comes to coaching. After all look at that great rugby star Dave Alred, who won so many tournaments and Internationals and........wait a minute, who? Not a name that jumps out at you, but he didn't have a great rugby career, either international or at home and isn't a household name, but his claim to fame is that he is Johnny Wilkinsons and Olly Barclays Kicking coach. How many great successes in sporting have gone on to be great sports coaches and coached great sportsmen? Coaching isn't about how good YOU are at doing something, such as penalties, it is about getting someone else to be good at it. And YES I beleive that Frank Lampard or Steven Gerrard are professional enough that they would take notice of an MLT, as he is able to assist them in perfecting penalties. But, just to add. I have a thought. **** it, employ Dave as well.

And this teacher, what was his name?

My contribution to this thread is this: When I am listening/watching and the opponents are dominating, or we go a goal down, I used to think, @that's it, we have spunked it' and just turn off and reside myself to the loss. Now I keep engaged until the fat lady sings and the bastard in the black toots his whistle, because i beleive that we can always come back and win, or score against the run off play. but most of the time we just seem to step up a gear and score.

I am tik-led pink, Brian.

I signed too. Too many on the council short sighted and too hung up on the Boat Show and the yachtie croud.

Does it get any better than this???????? My two Pompey boys are going to be sick as parrots and sacked by breakfast time, or will have to buy me a belly buster roll. There will be some dancing tonight. out of the relegation zone Kept a clean sheet it looks like they tried to bully us off the pitch. And we should change Papa's na,me to Papa Offside N'dye

According to the BBC website our game is The ball is swung over by Graeme Murty, clearance by Luke Oliver. x 8 Do they just cut and past?