ErwinK1961

This.

Go on then, lets hear them?

Sunderland seem to take one step forward, then two back. I think they'll finish bottom. Hull look a different beast and Silva's done a great job so far. As someone mentions above, they have some 'favourable' fixtures, so I think they could get out of it. Swansea I think as well will end up ok. Middlesbrough just don't seem to score enough goals, I think they'll end up going down. Final place a t*ss up between Leicester, Palace and possibly Bournemouth. Either of those going down would be reasonably funny for differing reasons.

As manager?!

No chance. If we'd been remotely competitive towards a European place in the league, then maybe. But there will just be too much interest in him for us to stand firm. I'd almost feel a bit sorry for him if he stayed, he is way too good for us now. He could play for anyone.

By all accounts, it would appear to be J-Rod that wants to leave. Plus, I don't see where Long would get a better deal than what he's currently getting here...

David Howells away at Arsenal - 1-1 draw?

So were Hull, Palace and Swansea.

Sell Fraser, sign Begovic. Done.

What else is he meant to say? "I asked Les to find me a possibility 6 months ago, but the useless cretin could only manage a last ditch attempt to loan a Swansea benchwarmer... that still got rejected" He must be raging.

That won't last long.

Jesus. We are fecked!

You don't half talk some sh*te.

Or Calum Davenport...

He does love Poch though - wouldn't be surprised if he went there, but would have thought the summer would be a better bet for both parties. Would fly in the face of wanting to leave for regular football though, he wouldn't get that at Spurs on current form. Hardly a move 'closer to home' either. Maybe they'd do a swap deal for Son?!

Also says that fee and wages are a problem, bit like most teams that want to buy him. Reckon he will leave somewhere on loan with agreed fee in place. No-one will pay £20m.

Was the medical the other day the Nice goalie?

Especially if it's a CB.

Classic. Clubs cant agree fee, so random new club enters the fray 'willing' to meet asking price. I'm sure if we really want him, we'll agree the fee. Plus as others have said, why on earth would you want to go to Sunderland right now?

JWP, VVD & Jay Rod all confirmed to be out.

Its hilarious isnt it?! Heading 14...

Add to the fact the club probably don't want to advertise they are (even more) desperate to buy a CB to prospective clubs... Was really concerned at the time when this happened - VVD just seems invincible, so for him to have gone off, you know it must have been a bad one. F*ck you Vardy, you WKD drinking c*nt.

Liverpool to qualify are 4/5 on bet365...

£23m now?! Getting larger by the day!

Well that would be incredibly sh*t.