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While in the car on a return trip to Liverpool today I was thinking about new songs, we had the swing low for RL we could have a variation on a theme-

 

Thank you, markus liebherr,

Cheers for buying our club

Thank you markus liebherr,

Cheers for buying our club

 

 

or to the tune of the Quality Street advert of a few years ago-

 

Thank you very much, markus liebherr

Thank you very much, thank you very very very much

Thank you very much, markus liebherr

Thank you very much, thank you very very very much

 

Back under my stone untill Sat, see you at LO

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The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope

The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope

The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said

 

Who's that team they call Southampton

That's the apple of my eye

They're the boys in red and white

We hate Pompey 'cause they're ****e

And we all want Harry Redknapp just to die

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The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope

The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope

The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said

 

Who's that team they call Southampton

That's the apple of my eye

They're the boys in red and white

We hate Pompey 'cause they're ****e

And we all want Harry Redknapp just to die

 

Haha I like this one

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The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope

The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope

The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said

 

Who's that team they call Southampton

That's the apple of my eye

They're the boys in red and white

We hate Pompey 'cause they're ****e

And we all want Harry Redknapp just to die

 

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I swear the actual song is..

 

Who's that team they call Southampton,

Who's that team we all adore,

We're the boys in red and white,

And we're ****ing dynamite,

And we'll show those bastards how to score (?)

 

Harry Redknapp's mother is a whore would be a better last line, though.

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While in the car on a return trip to Liverpool today I was thinking about new songs, we had the swing low for RL we could have a variation on a theme-

 

Thank you, markus liebherr,

Cheers for buying our club

Thank you markus liebherr,

Cheers for buying our club

 

 

or to the tune of the Quality Street advert of a few years ago-

 

Thank you very much, markus liebherr

Thank you very much, thank you very very very much

Thank you very much, markus liebherr

Thank you very much, thank you very very very much

 

Back under my stone untill Sat, see you at LO

 

The Quality Street advert ? You mean to the tune of Thankyou Very Much by The Scaffold.

And sorry its not brilliant :)

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I swear the actual song is..

 

Who's that team they call Southampton,

Who's that team we all adore,

We're the boys in red and white,

And we're ****ing dynamite,

And we'll show those bastards how to score (?)

 

Harry Redknapp's mother is a whore would be a better last line, though.

 

We used to sing "And we fight with all our might!" and the last line from memory (a long time ago) used to change according to who we were playing. So if it were, say Liverpool, it would be "And we're gonna show the Scousers how to score!"

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While in the car on a return trip to Liverpool today I was thinking about new songs, we had the swing low for RL we could have a variation on a theme-

 

Thank you, markus liebherr,

Cheers for buying our club

Thank you markus liebherr,

Cheers for buying our club

 

 

or to the tune of the Quality Street advert of a few years ago-

 

Thank you very much, markus liebherr

Thank you very much, thank you very very very much

Thank you very much, markus liebherr

Thank you very much, thank you very very very much

 

Back under my stone untill Sat, see you at LO

 

Mr Ward. Please.

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While in the car on a return trip to Liverpool today I was thinking about new songs, we had the swing low for RL we could have a variation on a theme-

 

Thank you, markus liebherr,

Cheers for buying our club

Thank you markus liebherr,

Cheers for buying our club

 

 

or to the tune of the Quality Street advert of a few years ago-

 

Thank you very much, markus liebherr

Thank you very much, thank you very very very much

Thank you very much, markus liebherr

Thank you very much, thank you very very very much

 

Back under my stone untill Sat, see you at LO

 

i thought drink driving was an offence!

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So, the decision has been made, then.

 

"The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope

The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope

The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said

 

Who's that team they call Southampton

Who's that team that I adore

They're the boys in red and white

We hate Pompey 'cause they're ****e

And Harry Redknapp's mother is a whore

WHORE"

 

Mods - you can lock this now.

 

I expect to hear everybody joining in at Brisbane Road.

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So, the decision has been made, then.

 

"The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope

The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope

The saviour Markus Liebherr went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said

 

Who's that team they call Southampton

Who's that team that I adore

They're the boys in red and white

We hate Pompey 'cause they're ****e

And Harry Redknapp's mother is a whore

WHORE"

 

Mods - you can lock this now.

 

I expect to hear everybody joining in at Brisbane Road.

 

Might be obvious - but what's the tune?

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This should be the song:

 

Naan, just killed a man

poppadom against his head

Had lime pickle now he's dead.

Naan, dinner's just begun

But now I'm gonna throw it all away.

Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow

Curry on, curry on

Cause nothing really Madras .

Too late, my dinner's gone

Sends shivers down my spine

Bottom aching all the time

Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.

Naan, ooh, ooh

This dopiaza is so mild

I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

 

[guitar solo]

 

I see a little chicken tikka on the side

Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango

Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy

Meat!

Byriani (Byriani)

Byriani (Byriani)

Byriani and a naan

(A vindaloo loo loo loo)

I've eaten balti, somebody help me

He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory

Stand you well back

'Case the loo is quarantined...

Here it comes

There it goes

Technicolor yawn

I chunder

No!

It's coming up again

(There he goes)

I chunder, it's coming back again

(There he goes)

Coming back again

(up again)

Here it comes again.

(No no no no no no NO)

On my knees, I'm on my knees

On his knees, Oh, there he goes

This vindaloo

Is about to wreck my guts

Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!

 

[guitar solo]

 

So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?

So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?

Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby

Just had to come out

It just had to come right out in here.

 

[guitar solo]

 

[slow bit]

Korma or dopiaza

bhaji, naan or saag

Nothing makes a difference

Nothing makes a difference

To meee....

(Any way the wind blows....Prrrrrrrrppp)

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