Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 (edited) Everyone learn these off by heart; Pompeys going down, with no money in the bank, no money in the bank, no money in the bank. Hollow, hollow, hollow, Pompeys success is f*cking hollow, all that money you took, from that big russian crook, now your football clubs sat on death row Get thinking guys! WHOS THAT STANDING OUTSIDE FRATTON, WHOS THAT KICKING DOWN THE DOOR, ITS THE BAILIFF AND HIS BOY MAKING ALL THE ******** NOISE, COS THE SKATES CAN'T BORROW ANYMOOOOOORE!! (to this tune ) Nice one Golden Balls Is this the way to liquidation, Pompey wiped from the face of our nation, Even worse than relegation, And they won't be back again. Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up) Sha la la la la la la la, (Wound Up) Sha la la la la la la la, And they won't be back again. (We all know the tune. Let's rid ourselves of those horrible memories) From me + John Smith We love the taxman, we do, We love the taxman, we do, We love the taxman, we do, Oh taxman we love you! We're having a party, when Pompey die...etc. Paulllllll Wotttttttt-ton-ton-ton he's our midfield magician Paul wot-ton-ton-ton he'll give you a concussion To the left to the right he'll take you all on in a fight In his town, you'll bow down AND HE SH!TS ON MICHAEL BROWN!! Paullll Wotttttttton ton ton... To agadoo - from Verbal Kint. Ohhhh Avram likes his Thai girls He loves some Asian fun And when he wants a blow job He heads to Unit One And when he gets his money, he heads to Horton Heath A quick massage a quick rub down, and gentle hand relief! Ohhhhhh!! From Krissyboy31 The taxman's gunna shut you down shut you down shut you down The taxmans gunna shut you down poor old pompey The taxman is a Saints Fan, The taxman is a Saints Fan, La-la, la, la. (To the tune of "Blue Moon") Blue few You're always standing alone Without a club to support With a ground of your own From Farehamred IEIEIO Where did all the money go When you go under, The taxman'll sing, Pay up Pompey Pay up Pompey Give us all your bling! These two from Yorkie They take from the Skates They take from the Skates Her Majesty's Taxman They take from the Skates P O M. P E Y, Pompey are about to die, with a nick nack pady wack, give a dog a bone, Ocean Finance on the phone! From Marc_saint Grant, Grant, wherever you may be, You **** hookers in Eastleigh But it could be worse, it could be your gran ****in fish in your caravan From Tommi Tell Liebherr Liebherr To put the champagne on ice We're going to Wembley twice Que sera sera. From Graffito to ''never walk alone'' ''wound up, wound up, with no cash in the bank, and you'll never play again, you'll never play again!'' From Tomobz Edited 12 February, 2010 by Saint_clark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Sadly I am working for this fixture, but... EVERYONE has to wave money at them. A fiver, and ayrton... any denomination of currency, everyone wave it at the Skates before kick off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 sticky this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prideofthesouth Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 I can save them with my 100 trillion Zimbabwean dollar note! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Sadly I am working for this fixture, but... EVERYONE has to wave money at them. A fiver, and ayrton... any denomination of currency, everyone wave it at the Skates before kick off. F*cking feel for you mate, really do - you HAVE to try everything you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Sadly I am working for this fixture, but... EVERYONE has to wave money at them. A fiver, and ayrton... any denomination of currency, everyone wave it at the Skates before kick off. Surely we dont want Pompey to go Bankrupt we just want to beat them. If they went bust and did not exist then we would not have great matches like the one to come up in February Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Porter Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Just don't go in, wouldn't miss this for the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katalinic Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Bring your £10 notes to wave at the skates and get a Thailand flag to wave at Avram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Surely we dont want Pompey to go Bankrupt we just want to beat them. If they went bust and did not exist then we would not have great matches like the one to come up in February Couldn't care less we'd be in the quarters then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 F*cking feel for you mate, really do - you HAVE to try everything you can. As plastic as this is going to make me look, it isn't worth the money, even if I could get the day off. Hypochondriac has just put a thread saying he will pay double face value for a ticket. If I went to this match it would cost me over 21 times face value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 January, 2010 As plastic as this is going to make me look, it isn't worth the money, even if I could get the day off. Don't feel for you as much then Least you can do as a mod is sticky this thread then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 horton heath banner anyone..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 how about these- you'll never play here again,you'll never play here again Flog your Caravans, flog your caravans or ironically theres only 1 Arry Redknapp!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Don't feel for you as much then Least you can do as a mod is sticky this thread then Done, but with a rename. I'll be there in spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Porter Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 As plastic as this is going to make me look, it isn't worth the money, even if I could get the day off. Hypochondriac has just put a thread saying he will pay double face value for a ticket. If I went to this match it would cost me over 21 times face value. That is poor you should have kept it to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker268 Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 To the tune of 'we all follow southampton all over land and sea...' "It was a sunny day in Southampton" "The day the Pompey Ship went down" "We laughed and we sang" "and we danced all around" "the day the pompey ship went down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 just to get you in the spirit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 January, 2010 To the tune of 'we all follow southampton all over land and sea...' "It was a sunny day in Southampton" "The day the Pompey Ship went down" "We laughed and we sang" "and we danced all around" "the day the pompey ship went down" Doesn't really fit, you sure you're not thinking of a different tune? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker268 Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Doesn't really fit, you sure you're not thinking of a different tune? Thinking about it most probably. That or I have created a poor tune in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ov5DhW9680&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 proper pikeys in that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
instinct Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 (edited) Their chairman don't exist, and their team's a load of w*nk team's a load of w*nk team's a load of w*nk 2nd verse to Pompeys going down, they've got f-all in the bank Edited 24 January, 2010 by instinct cause **** gets blanked out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 (edited) http://www.amazon.co.uk/00035-Monopoly-Money/dp/B00000IWCW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=toys&qid=1264359149&sr=8-2 instead of confetti. Edited 24 January, 2010 by shurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amesbury Saint Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 We are trav'ling in the footsteps Of those who've gone before, And we'll all be reunited, On a new and sunlit shore, Oh, when the saints go marching in Oh, when the saints go marching in Lord, how I want to be in that number When the saints go marching in And when the sun refuse to shine And when the sun refuse to shine Lord, how I want to be in that number When the sun refuse to shine And when the moon turns red with blood And when the moon turns red with blood Lord, how I want to be in that number When the moon turns red with blood Oh, when the trumpet sounds its call Oh, when the trumpet sounds its call Lord, how I want to be in that number When the trumpet sounds its call Some say this world of trouble, Is the only one we need, But I'm waiting for that morning, When the new world is revealed. Oh When the new world is revealed Oh When the new world is revealed Lord, how I want to be in that number When the new world is revealed Oh, when the saints go marching in Oh, when the saints go marching in Lord, how I want to be in that number When the saints go marching in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Having a party, when Pompey die, Having a party, when Pompey die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asaint4ever Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 http://thepompeychimes.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=54354&sid=cba5327593c0dd7be0af33e0f4a41f60 Have a look at what the skates say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Red Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 To exorcise the Amarillo at Fratton debacle something along the lines of: Is this the way to win at football Millions and you have a big fall Dreaming dreams of former glories As the taxman cripples you. La la la etc ( To Amarillo of course.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Thinking about it most probably. That or I have created a poor tune in my head. Is it to the "Harrys Redknapps mother is a whore" one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derry Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 How about the whole ground singing - Pay up Pompey, Pay up. every time they sing Play up Pompey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 WHOS THAT STANDING OUTSIDE FRATTON, WHOS THAT KICKING DOWN THE DOOR, ITS THE BAILIFF AND HIS BOY MAKING ALL THE ******** NOISE, COS THE SKATES CAN'T BORROW ANYMOOOOOORE!! (to this tune ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 How about the whole ground singing - Pay up Pompey, Pay up. every time they sing Play up Pompey. NO!!!!!! Will sound like them. keep it as ***** off pompey or Wind up pompey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 January, 2010 WHOS THAT STANDING OUTSIDE FRATTON, WHOS THAT KICKING DOWN THE DOOR, ITS THE BAILIFF AND HIS BOY MAKING ALL THE ******** NOISE, COS THE SKATES CAN'T BORROW ANYMOOOOOORE!! (to this tune ) Brilliant. Added to the original post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 WHOS THAT STANDING OUTSIDE FRATTON, WHOS THAT KICKING DOWN THE DOOR, ITS THE BAILIFF AND HIS BOY MAKING ALL THE ******** NOISE, COS THE SKATES CAN'T BORROW ANYMOOOOOORE!! (to this tune ) Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badvoc Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Will make the Chimes tune sound louder though. Best to drown them out with "Fook off Poopey" or just whistle when they start up. Did anybody notice back in that Carling Cup game in 2003 that they started whistling when we began singing OWTS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Can we please make sure we do an awesome SLOW owtsgmi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Inflatable fish would be decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Inflatable fish and monopoly money are a must IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwill Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Everyone learn these off by heart; Pompeys going down, they got f*ck all in the bank, f*ck all in the bank, f*ck all in the bank. Hollow, hollow, hollow, Pompeys success is f*cking hollow, all that money you took, from that big russian crook, now your football clubs sat on death row These two are awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WESTIE SFC Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Dress up as Arabs in appreciation of there owner Ali Al Faraj! Could be an awesome show of banter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LARGE-INFLATABLE-TROPICAL-FISH-NEW_W0QQitemZ390137418602QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Collectables_WeirdStuff_RL?hash=item5ad600936a http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/3ft-Inflatable-Shark-Australian-Pirate-Theme-Party_W0QQitemZ380193340775QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Home_Garden_Celebrations_Occasions_ET?hash=item588549fd67 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/90cm-Inflatable-Blow-Up-Shark-Tropical-Pirate-Party_W0QQitemZ120483174181QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Home_Garden_Celebrations_Occasions_ET?hash=item1c0d5b5725 Get bidding!!!:smt117 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fat Controller Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Where's your Camels gone, where's your camels gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 All great but we need a really simple one, easy for us all to remember and sing en masse: Whats that coming over the hill, is it a Bailiff, is it a Bailiff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iowsaintsfan Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LARGE-INFLATABLE-TROPICAL-FISH-NEW_W0QQitemZ390137418602QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Collectables_WeirdStuff_RL?hash=item5ad600936a http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/3ft-Inflatable-Shark-Australian-Pirate-Theme-Party_W0QQitemZ380193340775QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Home_Garden_Celebrations_Occasions_ET?hash=item588549fd67 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/90cm-Inflatable-Blow-Up-Shark-Tropical-Pirate-Party_W0QQitemZ120483174181QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Home_Garden_Celebrations_Occasions_ET?hash=item1c0d5b5725 Get bidding!!!:smt117 Thats weird i was just look at finding inflatable fish too! didnt we get aload of flat fish from Grimsby club shop last time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Dress up as Arabs in appreciation of there owner Ali Al Faraj! Could be an awesome show of banter! Nice one, all dress as Arabs & hold a sign saying: "Can you lend me £1.50 for a coffee? Club & 12 creditors to support" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 To the tune of 'we all follow southampton all over land and sea...' "It was a sunny day in Southampton" "The day the Pompey Ship went down" "We laughed and we sang" "and we danced all around" "the day the pompey ship went down" Not exactly Lennon/McCartney is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derry Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 As plastic as this is going to make me look, it isn't worth the money, even if I could get the day off. Hypochondriac has just put a thread saying he will pay double face value for a ticket. If I went to this match it would cost me over 21 times face value. Don't you lot do roster swops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
converted_saint Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Nice one, all dress as Arabs & hold a sign saying: "Can you lend me £1.50 for a coffee? Club & 12 creditors to support" Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Don't you lot do roster swops? Yeah, but even if I could find someone to cover it, it's not worth it from a money point of view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 24 January, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Yeah, but even if I could find someone to cover it, it's not worth it from a money point of view. Ahhh yeah, forgot you were in the land of the free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldskoolsi Posted 24 January, 2010 Share Posted 24 January, 2010 Is this the way to liquidation, Pompey wiped from the face of our nation, even worse than relegation, And the Skates are f*cked again. Sha la la la la la la la, Sha la la la la la la la, Sha la la la la la la la, And the Skates are f*cked again. (We all know the tune. Let's rid ourselves of those horrible memories) I like this. And the end of every Sha lalalalalalala could be followed by you're f*ct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts