mickn Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 wash your hands after having a wee at home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 never. Anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 I'd be interested to know which posters wash their hands before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 I can plss without touching it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickn Posted 11 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 11 May, 2010 I can plss without touching it. How do you shake the drips off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 How do you shake the drips off? He keeps a hula hoop handy in the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 I'd be interested to know which posters wash their hands before... It's actually quite a habit, TBH. We were taught this as apprentices because in maintenance you come into contact with many oils and solvents so it helps prevent any infections or skin problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 How do you shake the drips off? Wifes coat usually hangs on the back of the door. I use that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 How do those that wash their hands afterwards turn the tap off, as the tap is obviously still contaminated after one has washed one's hands. Best to wear disposable gloves whilst having a slash to be completely safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 How do those that wash their hands afterwards turn the tap off, as the tap is obviously still contaminated after one has washed one's hands. Best to wear disposable gloves whilst having a slash to be completely safe. Paper towel, use it to turn the tap off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 My toilet roll is positioned at **** level, so I can just lay it on that for 5 seconds to dry. The chances are my urine will have evaporated the next fime someone uses the paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 He keeps a hula hoop handy in the bathroom. Wouldn't it get soggy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickn Posted 11 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 11 May, 2010 Wouldn't it get soggy? Depends what flavour you use, salt and vinegar sting a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 Depends what flavour you use, salt and vinegar sting a bit Chilli flavour would work a treat - instant evaporation :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 I dont bother, as you get germs on your hand from the door handle as you walk out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 Am I missing something here? Everyone's got curtains, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 Nothing wrong with a bit of wee on your hands, it's sterile anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 I dont bother, as you get germs on your hand from the door handle as you walk out.... Why bother shutting the door at home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 I always wash it after a wee. It dangles in the loo water and you don't know where that's been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 I always wash it after a wee. It dangles in the loo water and you don't know where that's been. Presumably your testicles too Mr Grandad Sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 Why bother shutting the door at home... Because Im not from Pompey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 Because Im not from Pompey... Do they have doors in Pompey? I always remember my dad saying, when I left a door open, 'are you from Northam?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 Nope. Germs are good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank's cousin Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 Nope. Germs are good. Its not the 'pee' that is the problem... that afterall is a relatively good anti infectant.... its the fact that in a public toilet 1000's of blokes have touched their c***s - and then touched door handles etc... so it depends on how 'clean' these gentlemen are ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 Its not the 'pee' that is the problem... that afterall is a relatively good anti infectant.... its the fact that in a public toilet 1000's of blokes have touched their c***s - and then touched door handles etc... so it depends on how 'clean' these gentlemen are ..... Unfortunately, it's the old chestnut about blokes going to the pub toilets and then eating out of a dish of peanuts that disturbs me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 11 May, 2010 Share Posted 11 May, 2010 Its not the 'pee' that is the problem... that afterall is a relatively good anti infectant.... its the fact that in a public toilet 1000's of blokes have touched their c***s - and then touched door handles etc... so it depends on how 'clean' these gentlemen are ..... Exactly. No point in washing your hands if you're then going to a) Push/Pull the door open on your way out (door handles are breeding grounds for bacteria) b) Handle money (riddled with germs) c) Drive a car (steering wheel) d) Have a w*nk (you want to feel as dirty as possible) Not that you could do all of those in a public toilet. Well, probably not c anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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