saintkiptanui Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 I think that the better looking the player the better he is. Ricky, good looking. Lallana, good looking Lloyd James, ugly Morgan, f*ckin good looking point proven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Dear God, we are not even a month into the close-season. Football can not return quick enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silversaint Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Yeh, because Teves is a right fit bast*rd!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Don't think Lallana's that good looking, fwiw. Morgan I'd agree with and Rickie in a rugged Beattie-esque sort of way. I'd imagine Lee Holmes does alright with the ladies, too. What does this prove, btw? I don't think the two are inextricably linked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 29 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2010 He has a look about him, proper sexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Yup, i was a pretty handy player in my prime Case closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 29 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Don't think Lallana's that good looking, fwiw. Morgan I'd agree with and Rickie in a rugged Beattie-esque sort of way. I'd imagine Lee Holmes does alright with the ladies, too.You'd be a good player x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 MLT? Rooney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 You'd be a good player x Lmao, thank you! Not sure if I am though, haha. Underrated, perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 29 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2010 MLT? Rooney?They have charisma, Rooney although ginger and pug faced has something about him and matty has confidence, brett ormerod has none of these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 29 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Lmao, thank you! Not sure if I am though, haha. Underrated, perhaps.I should be playing for Barcelona, Robsk should be playing with Stuuey for Forest green:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 I should be playing for Barcelona, Robsk should be playing with Stuuey for Forest green:( I've seen you in the flesh, if you are Barca, then i am Inter Milan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South City Si Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 They have charisma, Rooney although ginger and pug faced has something about him and matty has confidence, brett ormerod has none of these things. Posh Spice likes him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 29 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2010 I've seen you in the flesh, if you are Barca, then i am Inter Milan.I haven't seen you but I'm thinking Rochdale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 29 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Posh Spice likes him! he's a nice guy and has a huge peni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 I haven't seen you but I'm thinking Rochdale. yes you have pal, In Rubar, Basingstoke :smt058 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 29 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2010 yes you have pal, In Rubar, Basingstoke :smt058Skin head, hard looking, we sung Saints songs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Skin head, hard looking, we sung Saints songs? spot on, good night that :partyman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 29 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2010 spot on, good night that :partyman:It's great to be back in sowaaaampton, see the old faces again............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 My missus told me that she thinks kelvin is our fittest player. Might explain why she's with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Lallana's not good looking. You're such a caveman Saintkip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 29 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Lallana's not good looking. You're such a caveman Saintkip.He's alright, not the best, certainly not in morgans league but I'd give him a 7/10. Morgan gets a 10, fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Morgan and Oakley in CM would be simply fabulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Franck Ribery... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 This thread is 100% gay. I am the best looking SWF poster btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 29 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2010 This thread is 100% gay. I am the best looking SWF poster btwbut you have dog breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windmill Arm 2 Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 I think that the better looking the player the better he is. Ricky, good looking. Lallana, good looking Lloyd James, ugly Morgan, f*ckin good looking point proven. Do you regularly open the Chutney Locker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 29 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Do you regularly open the Chutney Locker?Only when I've had a glass or two of wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 My missus told me that she thinks kelvin is our fittest player. Might explain why she's with me. She can look at who she wants with an ass like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 There is only one way to see if Kippy's theory is correct and that is to rate all the Saints squad out of 10 for looks and also rate them for laying ability. This information should then be plotted onto a scattergraph to see if any relationship exists. It is worth remembering that any correlation between the two sets of figures could be purely coincidental and prove nothing (in other words, a waste of time). That said, here is my offering (I have removed some of the lesser members of the squad): Kelvin Davis - looks (5) ability (7) Bartosz Bialkowski - looks (5) ability (7) Dan Harding - looks (6) ability (7) Radhi Jaidi - looks (3) ability (7) Jose Miguel Fonte - looks (5) ability ( Joseph Mills - looks (5) ability (7) Daniel Seaborne - looks (1) ability (5) Jason Puncheon - looks (4) ability (7) Paul Wotton - looks (4) ability (6) Lee Holmes - looks (4) ability (6) Dean Hammond - looks (7) ability (7) Morgan Schneiderlin - looks ( ability ( Oscar Gobern - looks (1) ability (5) Rickie Lambert - looks (6) ability (9) Lee Barnard - looks (5) ability (7) Adam Lallana - looks (5) ability ( David Connolly - looks (4) ability ( Someone plot that on a graph for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludwig Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 There is only one way to see if Kippy's theory is correct and that is to rate all the Saints squad out of 10 for looks and also rate them for laying ability. This information should then be plotted onto a scattergraph to see if any relationship exists. It is worth remembering that any correlation between the two sets of figures could be purely coincidental and prove nothing (in other words, a waste of time). That said, here is my offering (I have removed some of the lesser members of the squad): Kelvin Davis - looks (5) ability (7) Bartosz Bialkowski - looks (5) ability (7) Dan Harding - looks (6) ability (7) Radhi Jaidi - looks (3) ability (7) Jose Miguel Fonte - looks (5) ability ( Joseph Mills - looks (5) ability (7) Daniel Seaborne - looks (1) ability (5) Jason Puncheon - looks (4) ability (7) Paul Wotton - looks (4) ability (6) Lee Holmes - looks (4) ability (6) Dean Hammond - looks (7) ability (7) Morgan Schneiderlin - looks ( ability ( Oscar Gobern - looks (1) ability (5) Rickie Lambert - looks (6) ability (9) Lee Barnard - looks (5) ability (7) Adam Lallana - looks (5) ability ( David Connolly - looks (4) ability ( Someone plot that on a graph for me. Why have you rated all the black players really low in terms of looks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisobee Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 This thread is 100% gay. I am the best looking SWF poster btw That's not saying much TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 29 May, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 May, 2010 That's not saying much TBHEr oldman check the avatar....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisobee Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Er oldman check the avatar....... Well that is the biggest reason for my comment TBH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Im showing this thread to my mrs - it will confirm her theory that footballers and fans are all benders... http://www.gaysaintswebxxx.co.uk Ps - particularly WilshireSaints post PPS - Im reliably informed Wotton and Kelvin are fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Why have you rated all the black players really low in terms of looks? Hammond is his special favourite x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docker-p Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Be interesting to know how many of the posters on this thread are female. Anyone want to drop the fake beard and mustache and own up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colbury Posted 29 May, 2010 Share Posted 29 May, 2010 Why have you rated all the black players really low in terms of looks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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