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A POLICE investigation into the sexual assault and death of several sheep has been hampered because their main suspect has a twin brother who could also be behind the attacks.

 

Detectives arrested one of the brothers at his home in Dulwich, south-east London, after DNA was found on a pair of grey jogging trousers recovered by police from a farm.

 

A PERVERT has admitted downloading 30,000 depraved images – including sex acts with an octopus.

 

Rodney McLagan, 48, was also caught with material showing sexual activities with TIGERS.

 

He yesterday pleaded guilty at Hobart Supreme Court in Tasmania to possessing bestiality products plus other more serious porn offences. He will be sentenced this month.

 

David Barclay, defending, said bachelor McLagan sought bestiality images because he “identified himself as a beast”.

 

A PENSIONER has been nicked for having sex with a HORSE.

 

A shocked motorist called cops claiming the perv was performing an indecent act on the animal in a field by a busy dual carriageway.

 

The man, in his 60s, was arrested on suspicion of bestiality by appalled cops and quizzed in West London.

 

Yesterday a source said: “He says he is attracted to horses and couldn’t resist it when he saw the animal in the field.

 

“We thought we’d seen everything but this beats them all.”

 

The man was bailed to return to the police station after the incident on Friday off the A30 in Feltham, Middlesex.

 

Last month a 27-year-old man from Dulwich, South London, was arrested on suspicion of having sex with sheep.

 

A TWISTED oddball with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows.

 

The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy.

 

Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.

 

But police say it is even more bizarre.

 

They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them.

 

Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies.

 

Police found another packet on him when they arrested him.

 

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Speaking of which.

 

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

 

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

 

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

 

He panicked and called the police to help him.

 

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

 

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but his member was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

 

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

 

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his manhood.

 

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Look at the size of the holes, how did he get it through there in the 1st place?

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Speaking of which.

 

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

 

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

 

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

 

He panicked and called the police to help him.

 

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

 

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but his member was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

 

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

 

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his manhood.

 

hk-man-penis02.gif

 

hk-man-penis03.jpg

 

Look at the size of the holes, how did he get it through there in the 1st place?

 

Small willeh?

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Speaking of which.

 

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

 

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

 

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

 

He panicked and called the police to help him.

 

When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

 

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but his member was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

 

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

 

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his manhood.

 

 

 

 

 

Look at the size of the holes, how did he get it through there in the 1st place?

 

At least they had a ready made stretcher.

 

An hour later and the man would have had no 'brain' which would have matched suitably with having no brains.

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