Robsk II Posted 6 December, 2008 Share Posted 6 December, 2008 I heard it really good authority toda that Lowe, in his ceaseless quest for an ever more consuming grasp on the levers of power at St Mary's, has put in place several new bizarre rules which only serve to prove that he is worse even than Hitler. His probing, nasty, fetid little fingers, long nails caked in grime and the blood of children, are in every pie. Apparently this was all talked about over a meeting in which Lowe, enthroned upon his dread throne of skulls, killed half those present! Lowe now insists all staff wear brown shirts. Maybe with a cloth armband to show support, red is a nice saints colour. Lowe will choose the brand of paint used to do the yellow lines in the bar areas. All fans must seek his consent before getting any Southampton related goods. This is a safeguard, benevolence at its finest, to make sure that the enemies of the St Marys state are not defrauding his worshi.. the fans. He shall be the sole power that chooses the underwear for anyone in the employ of the club. All youth team players must now prostrate themselves before Lowe, offering a sacrafice of at leas 5% of their skin, before training each week. Lowe shall choose the crisps in the executive boxes. Lowe shall pick, at random, by seat numbers, one person to die each week. he does this because he can. Lord Sir Rupert Lowe shall henceforth be known as God Emperor. Will the madness of this hockey-playing crazed megalomaniac never cease? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rover Posted 6 December, 2008 Share Posted 6 December, 2008 You jest BUT.... did you hear the good Lord comparing himself with Charles Atlas in his Solent interview with Alan Partridge / Roger Johnson? He is the man holding the club together...erm :smt102 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 6 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 6 December, 2008 I'm not a fan of lowe, particularly. yet this level and nature of some of the vitriol on here is highly amsuing. Also sometimes disturbing..! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Nicholas Posted 6 December, 2008 Share Posted 6 December, 2008 I heard it really good authority toda that Lowe, in his ceaseless quest for an ever more consuming grasp on the levers of power at St Mary's, has put in place several new bizarre rules which only serve to prove that he is worse even than Hitler. His probing, nasty, fetid little fingers, long nails caked in grime and the blood of children, are in every pie. Apparently this was all talked about over a meeting in which Lowe, enthroned upon his dread throne of skulls, killed half those present! Lowe now insists all staff wear brown shirts. Maybe with a cloth armband to show support, red is a nice saints colour. Lowe will choose the brand of paint used to do the yellow lines in the bar areas. All fans must seek his consent before getting any Southampton related goods. This is a safeguard, benevolence at its finest, to make sure that the enemies of the St Marys state are not defrauding his worshi.. the fans. He shall be the sole power that chooses the underwear for anyone in the employ of the club. All youth team players must now prostrate themselves before Lowe, offering a sacrafice of at leas 5% of their skin, before training each week. Lowe shall choose the crisps in the executive boxes. Lowe shall pick, at random, by seat numbers, one person to die each week. he does this because he can. Lord Sir Rupert Lowe shall henceforth be known as God Emperor. Will the madness of this hockey-playing crazed megalomaniac never cease? Apparently he is friends of Jeremy Clarkeson as well and rumour has it he is the Stig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 6 December, 2008 Share Posted 6 December, 2008 I've heard that he's now insisting on picking his own clothing out of his wardrobe each day... Power crazed fool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 6 December, 2008 Share Posted 6 December, 2008 You jest BUT.... did you hear the good Lord comparing himself with Charles Atlas in his Solent interview with Alan Partridge / Roger Johnson? He is the man holding the club together...erm :smt102 I heard him say it was only a "secular analogy" though, so thats alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 6 December, 2008 Share Posted 6 December, 2008 I heard he uses club funds to pay a PR firm to post on forum messagebaords. Oh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 6 December, 2008 Share Posted 6 December, 2008 I heard he uses club funds to pay a PR firm to post on forum messagebaords. Oh.. ...and defend libel actions.. Where exactly did the award from that case end up ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 6 December, 2008 Share Posted 6 December, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 6 December, 2008 Share Posted 6 December, 2008 ...and defend libel actions.. Where exactly did the award from that case end up ? He said it would go to charity, so I'm assuming that's what happend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 6 December, 2008 Share Posted 6 December, 2008 Pointless joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 6 December, 2008 Share Posted 6 December, 2008 http://wtv3.justboard.net/users/66/48/58/avatars/51-94.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summers Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 Apparently he is friends of Jeremy Clarkeson as well and rumour has it he is the Stig! And on that bombshell its time to end the show.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Bones Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 I heard he uses club funds to pay a PR firm to post on forum messagebaords. Oh.. 5 pounds well spent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 Pointless joke I agree Calvin. This sort of thread and "humour" only serves to give credence to Lowe and his cronies. Robsk, in his soft, loony left manner is suggesting that we, the fans, cannot make a judgement about Lowe. Well, we can! WE are the fans. WE are allowed to say how WE feel. If WE feel that Lowe choosing music to play before the game is wrong or if WE feel that Lowe saying he wants to change OUR clubs name is wring, then WE should be able to express this. I don't expect my thoughts and feelings about MY club to be ridiculed in this manner. Nice on Robsk, very clever. So with your little "joke" (which as Calvin rightly points out, is "pointless") you have allowed the Lowe Luvvies and all his PR plants free reign to continue to support him through their posts and slowly WE, the fans, see OUR club die. Nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 I agree Calvin. This sort of thread and "humour" only serves to give credence to Lowe and his cronies. Robsk, in his soft, loony left manner is suggesting that we, the fans, cannot make a judgement about Lowe. Well, we can! WE are the fans. WE are allowed to say how WE feel. If WE feel that Lowe choosing music to play before the game is wrong or if WE feel that Lowe saying he wants to change OUR clubs name is wring, then WE should be able to express this. I don't expect my thoughts and feelings about MY club to be ridiculed in this manner. Nice on Robsk, very clever. So with your little "joke" (which as Calvin rightly points out, is "pointless") you have allowed the Lowe Luvvies and all his PR plants free reign to continue to support him through their posts and slowly WE, the fans, see OUR club die. Nice one Well your arrogance that fans only dislike RL are as bad as some of the things that have come from the man you dislike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 I've heard that he's now insisting on picking his own clothing out of his wardrobe each day... Given his dress sense that's a task he certainly should be delegating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 nickh Surely, there are only five of you who like the arrogant one, Lowey...Me personally,I can only go on the shambolic way he has run this club, so, I may have a narrow perspective on his credentials and I might even be wrong about him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 nickh Surely, there are only five of you who like the arrogant one, Lowey...Me personally,I can only go on the shambolic way he has run this club, so, I may have a narrow perspective on his credentials and I might even be wrong about him... you are fast becoming a stalker. I dont like RL but am open minded enough to see the plan he wants the club to go forward.How's Crouchie is he up yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 (edited) Crouchey is a good centre forward but with Spurs.. Ps You and your other half NickG, are my heroes. You little Pixie Luvvies ,you. Edited 7 December, 2008 by ottery st mary spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 Crouchey is a good centre forward but with Spurs.. Ps You and your other half NickG, are my heros. You little Pixie Luvvies ,you.your life must be missing something if we are you heroes.I must admit you are not a bad judge in them though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Wayman Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 I heard it really good authority toda that Lowe, in his ceaseless quest for an ever more consuming grasp on the levers of power at St Mary's, has put in place several new bizarre rules which only serve to prove that he is worse even than Hitler. His probing, nasty, fetid little fingers, long nails caked in grime and the blood of children, are in every pie. Apparently this was all talked about over a meeting in which Lowe, enthroned upon his dread throne of skulls, killed half those present! Lowe now insists all staff wear brown shirts. Maybe with a cloth armband to show support, red is a nice saints colour. Lowe will choose the brand of paint used to do the yellow lines in the bar areas. All fans must seek his consent before getting any Southampton related goods. This is a safeguard, benevolence at its finest, to make sure that the enemies of the St Marys state are not defrauding his worshi.. the fans. He shall be the sole power that chooses the underwear for anyone in the employ of the club. All youth team players must now prostrate themselves before Lowe, offering a sacrafice of at leas 5% of their skin, before training each week. Lowe shall choose the crisps in the executive boxes. Lowe shall pick, at random, by seat numbers, one person to die each week. he does this because he can. Lord Sir Rupert Lowe shall henceforth be known as God Emperor. Will the madness of this hockey-playing crazed megalomaniac never cease? I'm certain you are not allowed to say much of what you have written here. It is certainly offensive to me and I am a rabid Lowe hater. Much of what he is doing has been forced on him by the banks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 I heard that he was related to herod And he removed vital bulkhead doors from the titanic And he voted off John Sergant And he is really Simon Cowell, (you never see them together) And he caused the collapse of woolworths Alledgedly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Tender Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 I heard it really good authority toda that Lowe, in his ceaseless quest for an ever more consuming grasp on the levers of power at St Mary's, has put in place several new bizarre rules which only serve to prove that he is worse even than Hitler. His probing, nasty, fetid little fingers, long nails caked in grime and the blood of children, are in every pie. Apparently this was all talked about over a meeting in which Lowe, enthroned upon his dread throne of skulls, killed half those present! Lowe now insists all staff wear brown shirts. Maybe with a cloth armband to show support, red is a nice saints colour. Lowe will choose the brand of paint used to do the yellow lines in the bar areas. All fans must seek his consent before getting any Southampton related goods. This is a safeguard, benevolence at its finest, to make sure that the enemies of the St Marys state are not defrauding his worshi.. the fans. He shall be the sole power that chooses the underwear for anyone in the employ of the club. All youth team players must now prostrate themselves before Lowe, offering a sacrafice of at leas 5% of their skin, before training each week. Lowe shall choose the crisps in the executive boxes. Lowe shall pick, at random, by seat numbers, one person to die each week. he does this because he can. Lord Sir Rupert Lowe shall henceforth be known as God Emperor. Will the madness of this hockey-playing crazed megalomaniac never cease? Drivel, infantile, puerile. Secret Site Agent: I heard that he was related to herod And he removed vital bulkhead doors from the titanic And he voted off John Sergant And he is really Simon Cowell, (you never see them together) And he caused the collapse of woolworths Alledgedly A better effort and more imaginative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rover Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 I heard that he was related to herod And he removed vital bulkhead doors from the titanic And he voted off John Sergant And he is really Simon Cowell, (you never see them together) And he caused the collapse of woolworths Alledgedly Not all bad then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughieslastminutegoal Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 I heard it really good authority toda that Lowe, in his ceaseless quest for an ever more consuming grasp on the levers of power at St Mary's, has put in place several new bizarre rules which only serve to prove that he is worse even than Hitler. His probing, nasty, fetid little fingers, long nails caked in grime and the blood of children, are in every pie. Apparently this was all talked about over a meeting in which Lowe, enthroned upon his dread throne of skulls, killed half those present! Lowe now insists all staff wear brown shirts. Maybe with a cloth armband to show support, red is a nice saints colour. Lowe will choose the brand of paint used to do the yellow lines in the bar areas. All fans must seek his consent before getting any Southampton related goods. This is a safeguard, benevolence at its finest, to make sure that the enemies of the St Marys state are not defrauding his worshi.. the fans. He shall be the sole power that chooses the underwear for anyone in the employ of the club. All youth team players must now prostrate themselves before Lowe, offering a sacrafice of at leas 5% of their skin, before training each week. Lowe shall choose the crisps in the executive boxes. Lowe shall pick, at random, by seat numbers, one person to die each week. he does this because he can. Lord Sir Rupert Lowe shall henceforth be known as God Emperor. Will the madness of this hockey-playing crazed megalomaniac never cease? Now I know what Eddie Large is doing without Sid Little. Thought he was crap then as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 I heard it really good authority toda that Lowe, in his ceaseless quest for an ever more consuming grasp on the levers of power at St Mary's, has put in place several new bizarre rules which only serve to prove that he is worse even than Hitler. His probing, nasty, fetid little fingers, long nails caked in grime and the blood of children, are in every pie. Apparently this was all talked about over a meeting in which Lowe, enthroned upon his dread throne of skulls, killed half those present! Lowe now insists all staff wear brown shirts. Maybe with a cloth armband to show support, red is a nice saints colour. Lowe will choose the brand of paint used to do the yellow lines in the bar areas. All fans must seek his consent before getting any Southampton related goods. This is a safeguard, benevolence at its finest, to make sure that the enemies of the St Marys state are not defrauding his worshi.. the fans. He shall be the sole power that chooses the underwear for anyone in the employ of the club. All youth team players must now prostrate themselves before Lowe, offering a sacrafice of at leas 5% of their skin, before training each week. Lowe shall choose the crisps in the executive boxes. Lowe shall pick, at random, by seat numbers, one person to die each week. he does this because he can. Lord Sir Rupert Lowe shall henceforth be known as God Emperor. Will the madness of this hockey-playing crazed megalomaniac never cease? This is pretty scary stuff. If this is true - and I think we can assume it is, given Lowe's previous - then we should really fear for our club. Thanks for sharing this, Robsk. Dark times ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solentstars Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 I heard it really good authority toda that Lowe, in his ceaseless quest for an ever more consuming grasp on the levers of power at St Mary's, has put in place several new bizarre rules which only serve to prove that he is worse even than Hitler. His probing, nasty, fetid little fingers, long nails caked in grime and the blood of children, are in every pie. Apparently this was all talked about over a meeting in which Lowe, enthroned upon his dread throne of skulls, killed half those present! Lowe now insists all staff wear brown shirts. Maybe with a cloth armband to show support, red is a nice saints colour. Lowe will choose the brand of paint used to do the yellow lines in the bar areas. All fans must seek his consent before getting any Southampton related goods. This is a safeguard, benevolence at its finest, to make sure that the enemies of the St Marys state are not defrauding his worshi.. the fans. He shall be the sole power that chooses the underwear for anyone in the employ of the club. All youth team players must now prostrate themselves before Lowe, offering a sacrafice of at leas 5% of their skin, before training each week. Lowe shall choose the crisps in the executive boxes. Lowe shall pick, at random, by seat numbers, one person to die each week. he does this because he can. Lord Sir Rupert Lowe shall henceforth be known as God Emperor. Will the madness of this hockey-playing crazed megalomaniac never cease? careful:pthe lunatic fringe believe all that:Di,m still waiting for their latest made up stories to appear . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solentstars Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 I heard that he was related to herod And he removed vital bulkhead doors from the titanic And he voted off John Sergant And he is really Simon Cowell, (you never see them together) And he caused the collapse of woolworths Alledgedlydid you get that info from the usual suspects:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 And he caused the collapse of woolworths Alledgedly I heard Rupert was trying to negotiate a reverse takeover of Saints by Woolworths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legod Third Coming Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 Apparently he is friends of Jeremy Clarkeson as well and rumour has it he is the Stig! This is a lie, my brother is the stig - FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 ...and defend libel actions.. Where exactly did the award from that case end up ? Charity - what a c*nt, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eelpie Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 I heard that he and Michael Wilde have been the same person since the real Michael Wilde ran away with Lord Lucan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 7 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 7 December, 2008 Sorry for this pointless joke. Calvin, most jokes have a lot of point. Well done. Wes Tender - also sorry. Your views mean a lot to me, I messed up on this occasion. I had clearly intended the post to be taken as non-drivel, and mature. Thanks for pointing out the error of my ways. Charlie Wayman, you're right. I'm probably not allowed to say this. Don't worry, I shall be contacting Crouchie's lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solentstars Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 I agree Calvin. This sort of thread and "humour" only serves to give credence to Lowe and his cronies. Robsk, in his soft, loony left manner is suggesting that we, the fans, cannot make a judgement about Lowe. Well, we can! WE are the fans. WE are allowed to say how WE feel. If WE feel that Lowe choosing music to play before the game is wrong or if WE feel that Lowe saying he wants to change OUR clubs name is wring, then WE should be able to express this. I don't expect my thoughts and feelings about MY club to be ridiculed in this manner. Nice on Robsk, very clever. So with your little "joke" (which as Calvin rightly points out, is "pointless") you have allowed the Lowe Luvvies and all his PR plants free reign to continue to support him through their posts and slowly WE, the fans, see OUR club die. Nice onethe fact is the humour is there to highlight all the made up nonsense which apears day after day, by the same old posters-ie-some so called fans wanting their own team to lose -unbelieveable. we all know about lowe,wilde and i would love them to be replaced but its not gone to happen at the moment is it, so lets get behind the team till something happens to change that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 7 December, 2008 Author Share Posted 7 December, 2008 I'm glad this sort of thing isn't list on everyone. Wiltshire Saint is clearly a dullard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 This is pretty scary stuff. If this is true - and I think we can assume it is, given Lowe's previous - then we should really fear for our club. Thanks for sharing this, Robsk. Dark times ahead. LOL Whooooosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 7 December, 2008 Share Posted 7 December, 2008 Charity - what a c*nt, eh? I am pleased to hear that it did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 8 December, 2008 Share Posted 8 December, 2008 LOL Whooooosh It's amazing how the same statement can be seen two totally opposite ways! There was I thinking Tiggs was coming from the same dramatic and ironic angle as Robsk! A big Whoooooosh for me then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 8 December, 2008 Share Posted 8 December, 2008 I don't get this thread at all. Are people really having a go at Lowe or is this a big wind up? I have heard some terrible things about RL and I know that he is an awful, awful man, but he is surely not responsible for all the things people are suggesting on this thread is he? If this stuff is true then it is a disgrace and he should be ousted, like Mugabe. If it is all made up then people should hang their heads in shame for blackening the name of Lowe, further than he has blackened it himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickmick Posted 8 December, 2008 Share Posted 8 December, 2008 I don't get this thread at all. Are people really having a go at Lowe or is this a big wind up? I have heard some terrible things about RL and I know that he is an awful, awful man, but he is surely not responsible for all the things people are suggesting on this thread is he? If this stuff is true then it is a disgrace and he should be ousted, like Mugabe. If it is all made up then people should hang their heads in shame for blackening the name of Lowe, further than he has blackened it himself. Its a **** take at how easily people will believe rumours on a message board. Don't take anything on here to seriously. Everyone has there own opinions on Lowe good or bad, so each side will try and get the upper hand in which ever way they can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted 8 December, 2008 Share Posted 8 December, 2008 Its a **** take at how easily people will believe rumours on a message board. Don't take anything on here to seriously. Everyone has there own opinions on Lowe good or bad, so each side will try and get the upper hand in which ever way they can. The divisions created by Lowes negative presence at the club means it'll rumble on until the cloud of Lowe is lifted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slickmick Posted 8 December, 2008 Share Posted 8 December, 2008 The divisions created by Lowes negative presence at the club means it'll rumble on until the cloud of Lowe is lifted. The same divisions will apply for the Crouch Cruds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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