Fowllyd Posted 29 October, 2013 Share Posted 29 October, 2013 Try taking this quick test to see just how hip you are: http://www.theguardian.com/football/quiz/2013/oct/29/are-you-a-football-hipster I like their choice of player photo for this - he's clearly the hippest thing in football! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 29 October, 2013 Share Posted 29 October, 2013 You scored 31 out of a possible 60 Nope. YOU'RE NO FOOTBALL HIPSTER! You like goals, goals, goals, pronounce Milan as Milan rather than Mee-lan, and quite frankly you're not really sure you'd recognise a false nine if one came up and shook you by the hand. You've got some work to do. Start of with a video of the 1991 European Cup final between Red Star Belgrade and Marseille and work from there. Can't argue with any of that. Also I don't have a clue what a Football Hipster is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNOWY Posted 29 October, 2013 Share Posted 29 October, 2013 37 - A bit of a hipster apparently, I'll take that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 29 October, 2013 Share Posted 29 October, 2013 You scored 36 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 29 October, 2013 Share Posted 29 October, 2013 You scored 27 out of a possible 60 Nope. YOU'RE NO FOOTBALL HIPSTER! You like goals, goals, goals, pronounce Milan as Milan rather than Mee-lan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Pedro Posted 29 October, 2013 Share Posted 29 October, 2013 You scored 49 out of a possible 60 CONGRATULATIONS! You say Italian teams in an Italian accent, love stories of tactical innovations of the 1950s and prefer a well-executed lateral five-yard pass to a 30-yard screamer into the top corner. YOU'RE A FULLY FLEDGED FOOTBALL HIPSTER! Does that mean I'm like Turkish? I need help, fast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 29 October, 2013 Share Posted 29 October, 2013 You scored 40 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom Probably about right TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelman Posted 29 October, 2013 Share Posted 29 October, 2013 34. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 28 for me! I had myself down as a bit of a hipster but maybe not.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 29 Guess I am a bit of a blunt instrument then. That is another nail in my coffin under the New Order ideal of Fans suitable to pass through the turnstiles at SMS, as is being muted in a thread on the main board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 You scored 27 out of a possible 60 Nope. YOU'RE NO FOOTBALL HIPSTER! You like goals, goals, goals, pronounce Milan as Milan rather than Mee-lan 26, I'm in the lead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 You scored 37 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom I'm not sure how its scored... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 You scored 23 out of a possible 60 Nope. YOU'RE NO FOOTBALL HIPSTER! You like goals, goals, goals, pronounce Milan as Milan rather than Mee-lan, and quite frankly you're not really sure you'd recognise a false nine if one came up and shook you by the hand. You've got some work to do. Start off with a video of the 1991 European Cup final between Red Star Belgrade and Marseille and work from there. -- I watched that cup final with some French colleagues (I was working in France at the time) and if I never see it again it will be too soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 is it better to get a low or high score? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 is it better to get a low or high score? I think if you want to be a wanky, pretentious, neo-modern football fan then a higher score is better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 39. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Jeff Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 is it better to get a low or high score? Somewhere in the middle. Football hipsters tend to ****y nobheads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 I've just had another go and managed to get the score down to 20, can anyone beat this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 I've just had another go and managed to get the score down to 20, can anyone beat this? You scored 17 out of a possible 60 Well, this is rather troubling. You've got some serious work to do. YOU COULDN'T BE FURTHER FROM FOOTBALL HIPSTERDOM! You think Messi is better than Xavi, couldn't care less how you pronounce Henrikh Mkhitaryan, and probably want your team to play "with a big man up top" and "stick it in the mixer" when they're 1-0 down with a minute to go. You neanderthal, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 You scored 35 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 You scored 35 out of a possible 60 Close but no cigar – YOU'RE A BIT OF A HIPSTER! You love a bit of tactical talk and wear your 1991-92 St Pauli away shirt with pride, but deep down there's part of you who prefers a cavorting mess of a 4-3 to a well-disciplined 0-0. You heathen, you. Still, you're well on your way to zen-like hipsterdom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 You scored 17 out of a possible 60 Well, this is rather troubling. You've got some serious work to do. YOU COULDN'T BE FURTHER FROM FOOTBALL HIPSTERDOM! You think Messi is better than Xavi, couldn't care less how you pronounce Henrikh Mkhitaryan, and probably want your team to play "with a big man up top" and "stick it in the mixer" when they're 1-0 down with a minute to go. You neanderthal, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 30 October, 2013 Share Posted 30 October, 2013 I was quite proud of a 22 but 17 blows that clean out of the water. Chapeau Sir, chapeau... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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