Saint Rees Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 He does ? Blimey, had no idea. Maybe it doesn't waft down to the Chapel. Give us a clue then....ta. Brown girl in the ring:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 He does ? Blimey, had no idea. Maybe it doesn't waft down to the Chapel. Give us a clue then....ta. He has at least two. The one to the tune of Brown Girl in the Ring (aka "Morgan Schneiderlin lalalalala") and "Morgan Schneiderlin Football Genius" as nicked from Chrissy Marsden and various others. Think that one began sarcastically in the Championship pre-relegation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
croydonsaint Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 very nice:D... except Toby is Belgian ....and the song refers to Austria..... Don't spoil my dream. I sort of imagine the whole crowd swaying side to side holding flowers, then we can through them on the pitch at the end. We could get known for it like the Man City thing where they turn there backs............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 5 September, 2014 To-by alderwereild tra la la la la To-by alderwereild tra la la la la la To-by alderwereild tra la la la la To the tune of brown girl in the ring Followed by poetry in motion tra la la la la Yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 Followed by poetry in motion tra la la la la Yes? Well its either that or he looks like a sugar in a plum..... And Im not too sure what the **** boney m were on about so who knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 Status quo- And i like it, i like it, i like it, i like it i la la la like it, la la la la Here we goooo, rockin' with alderweireld. Repeat. Nice and simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 I've used teenage inspiration, syllables and spreadsheets to come up with my song. To be sung whenever Toby frustrates an attacker, in the tune of Killing in The Name Of by Rage Against The Machine. "Fúck off says Toby Alderweireld" Pronunciation guide:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m02fOy4E5z0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzmeister Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 To we've got the whole world: We've got alderweireld in our team, We've got alderweireld in our team, We've got alderweireld in our team, We've got alderweireld in our team, Simples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 Toby's gonna get ya (repeat) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 He's big He's white he may well be shïte Alderweireld, Alderweireld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintRobbie Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 I've used teenage inspiration, syllables and spreadsheets to come up with my song. To be sung whenever Toby frustrates an attacker, in the tune of Killing in The Name Of by Rage Against The Machine. "Fúck off says Toby Alderweireld" Pronunciation guide:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m02fOy4E5z0 Bloody hell - never get a song out of that pronunciation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timayes Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 Alderweireld, wo_ah Alderweireld, wo_ah His first name is To_bie He fukin' hates pompey...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 6 September, 2014 Share Posted 6 September, 2014 I'm sure somebody could come up with something to the tune of Louie Louie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrypward Posted 6 September, 2014 Share Posted 6 September, 2014 He moved from Madrid, to Southampton, the nib. Toby Alderweireld, likes old bowling greens. Sent from my Nexus 5 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 10 September, 2014 Share Posted 10 September, 2014 Take two. To the tune of AC/DC's Highway to Hell. Toby Alderweireld! ..... Alderweireld! Rinse and repeat. I claim my Cortese memorial spoon in presentation box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 11 September, 2014 Share Posted 11 September, 2014 I claim my Cortese memorial spoon in presentation box. Another opportunity missed by the club, FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted 12 September, 2014 Share Posted 12 September, 2014 This thread was mentioned on talksport this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 12 September, 2014 Share Posted 12 September, 2014 "Don't cry for me Alderweireld..." and I'm out of ideas of where to go from here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 12 September, 2014 Share Posted 12 September, 2014 This thread was mentioned on talksport this morning Excellent. What did they say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 12 September, 2014 Share Posted 12 September, 2014 I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but Hell I can't pronounce it now, I was looking for a song, and then I found a song, Toby or not Toby Wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damers Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 I think this would work: We've got Toby Alderveirweld in our hands, We've got Toby Alderveirweld in our hands, repeated indefinitely to the classic football tune of He's got the whole world in his hands Talksport commented that this was genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 Talksport commented that this was genius. Bob Mills to be exact, on the Colin Murray and Friends show. The only show I'd tune the radio for on TalkSh*te, even Perry 'thanks for nothing' Groves is the voice of reason on there, I quite like him now! But yeah, let's be honest, it's simple, easy to sing, and works, so the only chance there is of it catching on with our fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 This thread was mentioned on talksport this morning WTF? How did that happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxford_lou Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 How about: They call me Toby They call me Alderwood That's not my name That's not my name.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 Talksport commented that this was genius. Except his name doesn't fit. "It's Al-de-wei-reld, in defence" works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 Except his name doesn't fit. "It's Al-de-wei-reld, in defence" works. Makes all der world of difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Right sider Posted 13 September, 2014 Share Posted 13 September, 2014 We can't spell his name we can't spell his name Toby the defender We can't spell his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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