Turkish Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 We're f* cked here lads, most people can't even type it or say it let alone find a song to go with it. Been racking my brains trying to think of one so Perhaps we could revert to type in this situation and completely mispronounce his name (see Brett Ormerod and Jose Fonte) to make a song fit. I'm going to suggest we pronounce his name Toby Allderwood to makes things easier, I've also got a song that fits this lovely... To the tune of the animals don't let me be misunderstood I'm just a player whose intentions are good That's why they call me Tony Allderwood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 Ohh Tony Underwood He used to play rugby But he's a soccer star now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JxgrSaint Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 (edited) Now hear this our Toby song, It's hard because his name is long, He's Belgian and he's here on loan, Hair like Pidgeotto, style icon. More of a poem really but that's my rubbish effort... Edited 4 September, 2014 by JxgrSaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan The Flames Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 And all the roads to Wembley are winding When we lift the cup it will be blinding We never used to give a **** about the cups But we sure do now Because maybe You're gonna be the one to win it Because after all You're Toby Allderweild Not knowing how his name is pronounced I don't know if it works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Abroad Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 If it isn't to Radio Gaga it's a waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 And his name is Toby alderveirweld That works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 Les, Les, Lesley Reed, Toby, Tony, Alderweed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fez Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 I think this would work: We've got Toby Alderveirweld in our hands, We've got Toby Alderveirweld in our hands, repeated indefinitely to the classic football tune of He's got the whole world in his hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 HEY TOBY YOU'RE SO FINE, YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND, HEY TOBY *clap clap clap* HEY TOBY *clap clap clap* F. T. Fkn W. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joneth Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 Tooooby Alderweirald! Tooooby Alderweirald!! Tooooby Alderweirald! Last ditch tackle ra ra ra (TTTO Okey Cokey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 There's only one Alderweireld, one Alderweireld, there's only one Alderweireld *clap clap clap* (we hate Pompey, we hate Pompey) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 Give me an "A" - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Give me an "L" - eeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Give me a "D" - deeeeeeeeee Give me an "E" - eeeee Give me an "R" - [silence] Guys! Guys!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Abroad Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 (edited) Fuhk Fuhk, Fuhk a duck. Bang Bang an orangutan. Pelle or Toby? I can't decide! Edit: too many bangs, edited for posterity. Edited 4 September, 2014 by Saint_Abroad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
croydonsaint Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 How about Alderweireld, Alderweireld Ev'ry morning you greet me Small and white Clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow May you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Alderweireld, Alderweireld Bless my homeland forever Small and white Clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow May you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Alderweireld, Alderweireld Bless my homeland forever look I know it needs a bit of work but with a bit of tweeking??.................... I will get my coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Rooney Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 To the we call him Dave tune Chelsea have for azpilicueta Toby's his name Toby's his naaame We cant say his surname But Toby's his name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc oli Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 You're just too good Toby true, they just can't get past you, you've got one hell of a touch, And we hate lovren so much, at long last you've arrived, And we hope lovren dies You're just too good Toby true Can't get the ball past you Do do do....etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie May Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 You light, the skies up above me A star, so bright you blind me Don't close your eyes Don't fade away Don't fade away Yeah you and me we can ride on a star If you stay with me girl, Toby Alderweireld.e can rule the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shroppie Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 I think this would work: We've got Toby Alderveirweld in our hands, We've got Toby Alderveirweld in our hands, repeated indefinitely to the classic football tune of He's got the whole world in his hands Like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 To the tune of Norwegian Wood. He came to our club, or should I say, the club came to him... He showed me his skills, isn't he good, Toby Alderwood and then later on.... He showed me his wife, isn't she good, she gives me wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 I think this would work: We've got Toby Alderveirweld in our hands, We've got Toby Alderveirweld in our hands, repeated indefinitely to the classic football tune of He's got the whole world in his hands Like You chaps not seeing an obvious problem here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Rees Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 His name fits the Viafara song: Toby Alder-wei-reld, duh duh duh Toby Alder-wei-reld, duh duh duh Simple but haven't had one to this tune for ages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 Les Reed is a genius, Even when he sells, He got twenty mill' for Lovren, and signed Alderwiereld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cool Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 As Guly is no longer with us.. Toby Toby Toby Toby! ah ah ah ah ah a-aaaaah Gonna help us win a trophy! ah ah ah ah ah a-aaaaah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu0x Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 Volare Alderweireld, woooah He used to play in spain We can't pronounce his name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 As Guly is no longer with us.. Toby Toby Toby Toby! ah ah ah ah ah a-aaaaah Gonna help us win a trophy! ah ah ah ah ah a-aaaaah You could probably just stick his last name in the second line... Toby Toby Toby Toby Ah - Al - der - wer - eld.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 4 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 4 September, 2014 Hey tony alderwoood Don't f*xk about with it Get it forrrrrrwardd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cool Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 You could probably just stick his last name in the second line... Toby Toby Toby Toby Ah - Al - der - wer - eld.... Oh yes that works: Toby Toby Toby Toby! Al der ve-er eld He's gonna help us win a trophy! Al der ve-er eld (phonetic spelling of surname) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 You're a friggin idiot Turks, there is already a set formula for this. If the surname is difficult like toby arnerbobdabuilda we just shout his first name "toooooooobbbbby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 4 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 4 September, 2014 He stands just over 6ft 3 tony tony He'll take us to the champions league tony tony He wears the shirt of lundekvam He's hung like a donkey on a farm Tony alderwoood southamptons defensive machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakeySFC Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 Toby, Toby, Toby aaaaooooaaah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint IQ Posted 4 September, 2014 Share Posted 4 September, 2014 Toby aaaoooah! Toby aaaaoooah! He's Better than you or me! He's better than Kompany! Toby aaaoooah! Toby aaaoaah! He won the league in Spain! But we can't pronounce his name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 5 September, 2014 One Tony alderwood There's only one tony alderwood You know the rest clap clap clap etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 5 September, 2014 There's only one Alderweireld, one Alderweireld, there's only one Alderweireld *clap clap clap* (we hate Pompey, we hate Pompey) Like *thumbsup* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andoru Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 We don't know how his name's spelled, but we've got Alderweireld! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andoru Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 We don't know how his name's spelled, but we've got Alderweireld! Or: We've got Alderweireld and we know how his name's spelled. T-O-B-Y! Toby Alderweireld! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 We don't know how his name's spelled, but we've got Alderweireld! "Alderweireld, Alderweireld; Usually mis-said; often mis-spelt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 I think this would work: We've got Toby Alderveirweld in our hands, We've got Toby Alderveirweld in our hands, repeated indefinitely to the classic football tune of He's got the whole world in his hands How about - "Alderweiiiirdald, in defence" repeated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasper57saint Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 How about Alderweireld, Alderweireld Ev'ry morning you greet me Small and white Clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow May you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Alderweireld, Alderweireld Bless my homeland forever Small and white Clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow May you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Alderweireld, Alderweireld Bless my homeland forever look I know it needs a bit of work but with a bit of tweeking??.................... I will get my coat Change 'homeland to Southampton' and it sounds much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naiser Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 Xh , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 There's only one Alderweireld, one Alderweireld, there's only one Alderweireld *clap clap clap* (we hate Pompey, we hate Pompey) Well done for being the first one to spell his name correctly (eleventh post). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 September, 2014 Author Share Posted 5 September, 2014 Well done for being the first one to spell his name correctly (eleventh post). Tony alderwoood FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaptopSaint Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 Tooooby Alderweirald! Tooooby Alderweirald!! Tooooby Alderweirald! Last ditch tackle ra ra ra (TTTO Okey Cokey) Yeah the Okey Cokey works. But maybe the last line should be 'Do you mind if we call you Smith?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 (edited) To-by alderwereild tra la la la la To-by alderwereild tra la la la la la To-by alderwereild tra la la la la To the tune of brown girl in the ring Edited 5 September, 2014 by Smirking_Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint IQ Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 He stands just over 6'3 Toby, Toby He'll take us to the champions league Toby, Toby He'll get the ball and find a pass, he'll put the strikers on their arse Toby Allderwood, we can't pronounce his name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 Tony alderwoood FFS Maybe we can ask him to change it? I mean, To-bi-as Al-der-wei-reld is up there with James Mi-chael Ed-ward Ward-Prowse for being ridiculously difficult to get into a song. Though obviously we don't need all of JWP's name and there's always the Neil Shipperley song to try and shoehorn someone with a lot of syllables into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krissyboy31 Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 How about Alderweireld, Alderweireld Ev'ry morning you greet me Small and white Clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow May you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Alderweireld, Alderweireld Bless my homeland forever Small and white Clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow May you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Alderweireld, Alderweireld Bless my homeland forever look I know it needs a bit of work but with a bit of tweeking??.................... I will get my coat Needs a hell of a lot of work but Aidlewiess is the obvious song choice and would be truly individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marino Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 Just use Toby - forget his family name. However before we think about him, isn't a song for Morgan the no.1 priority ? We want to make him feel loved again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 Just use Toby - forget his family name. However before we think about him, isn't a song for Morgan the no.1 priority ? We want to make him feel loved again. He has one already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david in sweden Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 How about Alderweireld, Alderweireld Ev'ry morning you greet me Small and white Clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow May you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Alderweireld, Alderweireld Bless my homeland forever Small and white Clean and bright You look happy to meet me Blossom of snow May you bloom and grow Bloom and grow forever Alderweireld, Alderweireld Bless my homeland forever look I know it needs a bit of work but with a bit of tweeking??.................... I will get my coat very nice:D... except Toby is Belgian ....and the song refers to Austria..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marino Posted 5 September, 2014 Share Posted 5 September, 2014 He has one already. He does ? Blimey, had no idea. Maybe it doesn't waft down to the Chapel. Give us a clue then....ta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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