Early Trip to Brighton?

[Guided Missile]

So, in preparation for WWIII, it occurred to me that with Mad Vlad going Tonto, things could get pretty nuclear in the next few weeks. In order to prepare fully for this, I got out my old UK nuclear target map, below.

As you can see, Southampton and Portsmouth are pretty well screwed, but on closer observation, it appears that Brighton looks like it may escape the inferno. Given that we play them at the AMEX on the 23rd April, I think I might mosey on down there a bit early, just in case NATO push their luck. Obviously in the event of a nuclear war, the Premier League will want to fulfil as many fixtures as possible, so the conflagration may mean us playing away for the rest of our home games. At least we will be spared playing at Fratton. Post war, I think the IoW might be a nice place to stay, until the radiation levels reach a simmering rather than roasting level. Still, let's hope it doesn't come to this. I mean, have you spent any time in the IoW?

 

[badgerx16]

One of those symbols is right over my house ! I didn't realise it was that personal.

[buctootim]

I live just outside Brighton - tucked up nicely against the protective South Downs.  Amazed they havent listed Gatwick Airport as a target though.  

[Turkish]

I have an RAF Base about 10 minutes drive from house, I wont provide any more details in case this forum is being monitored or run by spies. (always had my suspicions about Jimmy D)

[Mystic Force]

I live in West Virginia so I expect my future will be very Fall Out 76, ie it will suck.

 

My parents should be alright, Exeter looks about your best bet in the south.

Edited 2 March, 2022 by Mystic Force

[Lighthouse]

Hmmmm, looks like game over for me. My only wish is that the EMP from the bomb is strong enough to erase my browsing history.

[buctootim]

34 minutes ago, Mystic Force said:

I live in West Virginia so I expect my future which will be very Fall Out 76, ie it will suck.

I went whitewater rafting on the Gauley river. More likely to die from doing that than fallout imo 

[badgerx16]

45 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

Hmmmm, looks like game over for me. My only wish is that the EMP from the bomb is strong enough to erase my browsing history.

Do you live close to your ISP's data centre ?

[benjii]

Geordies will be crying off matches again, no doubt.

[Turkish]

Liverpool on there. what with them not being English they are scouse, a little surprised. Although they were bound to be bombed anyway as victims.

[bpsaint]

Contrary to the deformities and abnormalities we see elsewhere, I expect the nuclear fallout in Portsmouth to have the opposite effect and the locals to mutate into normal humans.