Calling all ITKs post your gossip here

[Convict Colony]

Guys there's more threads than a silkworm farm, post your uncles brothers sisters stories in here so we can at least find them.

[Wade Garrett]

I’ve heard the landlord at my local is shagging one of the barmaids.

[Fabrice Fernandes no.1 fan]

Marian Pahars and Michael Svensson are unlikely to be fit for the start of our championship season

[once_bitterne]

Phillip Schofield will be locked up by this time next year.

[Convict Colony]

34 minutes ago, once_bitterne said:

Phillip Schofield will be locked up by this time next year.

should of be locked up years ago for the poor sex abuse poor gordon the gopher suffered

[Turkish]

1 hour ago, Wade Garrett said:

I’ve heard the landlord at my local is shagging one of the barmaids.

a mate of a mates recently wife found a load of sim cards in the boot of his car, turns our he's been shagging 6 other women behind her back at the same time.

[The Cat]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

a mate of a mates recently wife found a load of sim cards in the boot of his car, turns our he's been shagging 6 other women behind her back at the same time.

Was he shagging them all at the same time together or separately? This is an important detail.

[Miltonaggro]

1 hour ago, Turkish said:

a mate of a mates recently wife found a load of sim cards in the boot of his car, turns our he's been shagging 6 other women behind her back at the same time.

Fucking hell, was he formerly involved in Project Treadstone?

[Lord Duckhunter]

2 hours ago, Turkish said:

a mate of a mates recently wife found a load of sim cards in the boot of his car, turns our he's been shagging 6 other women behind her back at the same time.

Soggy?

[badgerx16]

2 minutes ago, Lord Duckhunter said:

Soggy?

Absolutely dripping.

[Smirking_Saint]

3 hours ago, Turkish said:

a mate of a mates recently wife found a load of sim cards in the boot of his car, turns our he's been shagging 6 other women behind her back at the same time.

I look at this and think… who the fuck can be bothered with that level of nag/effort ?

The security guard that used to work at one of the depots I go to would happily tell us he had two families… one that thought he worked nights and one days… FUUUUUCK that

[Turkish]

58 minutes ago, Lord Duckhunter said:

Soggy?

Can’t imagine too many birds going for Soggys “what’s your view of Suella Braverman?” chat up line to be honest 

[Turkish]

34 minutes ago, Smirking_Saint said:

I look at this and think… who the fuck can be bothered with that level of nag/effort ?

The security guard that used to work at one of the depots I go to would happily tell us he had two families… one that thought he worked nights and one days… FUUUUUCK that

Oh I’m with you. A bloke at our golf club was shagging the membership manager there behind his wife’s back everyone knew and he was like a broken man, constantly on edge, stressed, lying to everyone he acted like a teenage virgin trying to get his first shag whenever she was around it was embarrassing. It was more hassle than it as worth by the looks of it, imagine trying to cover your tracks with six women. 

[whelk]

There is something desperately sad being some serial shagger at an age past 30. Speaks of psychological damage more than wheyhey what a lad. 

[Smirking_Saint]

On 19/05/2023 at 15:13, once_bitterne said:

Phillip Schofield will be locked up by this time next year.

[Bearsy]

I haven't been able to maintain a boner since some bastard told me about Nicola Sturgeon's lesbian love affair. Sposed to be going public soon, around the same time that Schofield's gagging order gets lifted. I reckon there will be a lot of empty maternity wards about 9 months from now 👍

Edited 21 May, 2023 by Bearsy