Convict Colony Posted 19 May, 2023 Share Posted 19 May, 2023 Guys there's more threads than a silkworm farm, post your uncles brothers sisters stories in here so we can at least find them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 19 May, 2023 Share Posted 19 May, 2023 I’ve heard the landlord at my local is shagging one of the barmaids. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabrice Fernandes no.1 fan Posted 19 May, 2023 Share Posted 19 May, 2023 Marian Pahars and Michael Svensson are unlikely to be fit for the start of our championship season 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
once_bitterne Posted 19 May, 2023 Share Posted 19 May, 2023 Phillip Schofield will be locked up by this time next year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 19 May, 2023 Author Share Posted 19 May, 2023 34 minutes ago, once_bitterne said: Phillip Schofield will be locked up by this time next year. should of be locked up years ago for the poor sex abuse poor gordon the gopher suffered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 19 May, 2023 Share Posted 19 May, 2023 1 hour ago, Wade Garrett said: I’ve heard the landlord at my local is shagging one of the barmaids. a mate of a mates recently wife found a load of sim cards in the boot of his car, turns our he's been shagging 6 other women behind her back at the same time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 19 May, 2023 Share Posted 19 May, 2023 1 hour ago, Turkish said: a mate of a mates recently wife found a load of sim cards in the boot of his car, turns our he's been shagging 6 other women behind her back at the same time. Was he shagging them all at the same time together or separately? This is an important detail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 19 May, 2023 Share Posted 19 May, 2023 1 hour ago, Turkish said: a mate of a mates recently wife found a load of sim cards in the boot of his car, turns our he's been shagging 6 other women behind her back at the same time. Fucking hell, was he formerly involved in Project Treadstone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 19 May, 2023 Share Posted 19 May, 2023 2 hours ago, Turkish said: a mate of a mates recently wife found a load of sim cards in the boot of his car, turns our he's been shagging 6 other women behind her back at the same time. Soggy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 19 May, 2023 Share Posted 19 May, 2023 2 minutes ago, Lord Duckhunter said: Soggy? Absolutely dripping. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 19 May, 2023 Share Posted 19 May, 2023 3 hours ago, Turkish said: a mate of a mates recently wife found a load of sim cards in the boot of his car, turns our he's been shagging 6 other women behind her back at the same time. I look at this and think… who the fuck can be bothered with that level of nag/effort ? The security guard that used to work at one of the depots I go to would happily tell us he had two families… one that thought he worked nights and one days… FUUUUUCK that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 19 May, 2023 Share Posted 19 May, 2023 58 minutes ago, Lord Duckhunter said: Soggy? Can’t imagine too many birds going for Soggys “what’s your view of Suella Braverman?” chat up line to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 19 May, 2023 Share Posted 19 May, 2023 34 minutes ago, Smirking_Saint said: I look at this and think… who the fuck can be bothered with that level of nag/effort ? The security guard that used to work at one of the depots I go to would happily tell us he had two families… one that thought he worked nights and one days… FUUUUUCK that Oh I’m with you. A bloke at our golf club was shagging the membership manager there behind his wife’s back everyone knew and he was like a broken man, constantly on edge, stressed, lying to everyone he acted like a teenage virgin trying to get his first shag whenever she was around it was embarrassing. It was more hassle than it as worth by the looks of it, imagine trying to cover your tracks with six women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 19 May, 2023 Share Posted 19 May, 2023 There is something desperately sad being some serial shagger at an age past 30. Speaks of psychological damage more than wheyhey what a lad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 20 May, 2023 Share Posted 20 May, 2023 On 19/05/2023 at 15:13, once_bitterne said: Phillip Schofield will be locked up by this time next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 21 May, 2023 Share Posted 21 May, 2023 (edited) I haven't been able to maintain a boner since some bastard told me about Nicola Sturgeon's lesbian love affair. Sposed to be going public soon, around the same time that Schofield's gagging order gets lifted. I reckon there will be a lot of empty maternity wards about 9 months from now 👍 Edited 21 May, 2023 by Bearsy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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