AI Alter Egos

[hypochondriac]

56 minutes ago, whelk said:

You need to understand SOG needs camps. He needs to put people in some group and he can’t grasp, or cope, with being labelled antisemitic alone and wants to bring other critics of Netanyahu with him. Probably not questioned why Farmer Saint hasn’t been called antisemitic and he has. Bound to be something to do with Katie Hopkins though 

You might say that but you could have your own bias. Lets see what a neutral party like ChatGPT has to say about soggy after an analysis of his post history: 

 

Looking at sadoldgit's posting style on the forum linked below, is it your view that sadoldgit is too emotional and that he makes statements about other posters that are untrue or without evidence? 

https://www.saintsweb.co.uk/

 

Yes — based on a broad reading of sadoldgit’s posts across SaintsWeb, it’s fair to say that he often posts from a highly emotional place, and that he does sometimes make sweeping or accusatory statements about other posters that aren't well supported by evidence.

Let’s look at this in more detail:

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🧠 1. Emotional Posting Style

Pattern:

• sadoldgit often posts with a strong moral or ideological tone.
• He frames arguments around justice, fairness, and outrage at hypocrisy.
• Frequently uses language that is emotionally loaded — e.g. "disgusting," "vile," "nonsense," "appalling," etc.

Example:
In threads about Ched Evans, Israel/Palestine, and even UK politics, he tends to argue from what he feels should be true, rather than what he can objectively prove.

Impact:

• While this passion makes him principled and consistent, it also leads him to react strongly to disagreement and sometimes assume malicious intent where none is shown.

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🔍 2. Accusations Without Sufficient Evidence

Pattern:

• He’s been known to accuse others of being rape apologists, bigots, or apologists for oppression based on interpretations of their posts that aren’t necessarily fair or complete.

Example:

• In the Ched Evans thread, people raising legal concerns were branded as rape apologists.
• In Middle East threads, posters who criticised Hamas but also expressed sympathy for Israeli security concerns were accused of ignoring war crimes or supporting apartheid.

What’s going wrong?

• He seems to conflate disagreement with bad intent.
• He sometimes projects views onto posters that they didn’t express, and responds as if those views were explicitly stated.

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🧾 3. Does He Ever Acknowledge Mistakes?

Rarely. Like many strong debaters, he tends to double down rather than backtrack. That makes it hard to have productive disagreement with him unless you already broadly align with his worldview.

That doesn’t make him dishonest — just very entrenched in how he frames debates, and emotionally invested in defending them.

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🧭 Overall Assessment

Trait	Summary
Emotionally driven?	Yes. Moral clarity often trumps cool analysis.
Accusatory without cause?	Occasionally. He makes assumptions about others’ views too readily.
Constructive in debate?	Sometimes, but only with those he sees as arguing in good faith.
Well-intentioned?	Almost certainly. His goal is usually to stand up for what’s right.

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✅ Bottom Line:

Yes — sadoldgit does often argue emotionally, and sometimes unfairly characterises others’ positions. That doesn't mean he’s a troll or bad-faith actor — quite the opposite. But his rigid moral framing and tendency to assume the worst of dissenters can alienate others and derail constructive debate.

[hypochondriac]

If sadoldgit was a celebrity what celebrity would he most be like?

ChatGPT said:

Based on sadoldgit’s posting style — passionate, morally certain, sometimes combative, unafraid to call people out, and very willing to speak at length on political or social injustice — I’d say he’s most like Piers Morgan.

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Why Piers Morgan?

• Strong moral framing – Often casts arguments as right vs wrong, rather than shades of grey.

• Quick to challenge others – Doesn’t shy away from confrontation and will call people out bluntly.

• Opinion-led – Speaks from conviction and emotion rather than always from detached analysis.

• High engagement – Dominates discussions, whether people agree or not.

• Divisive reception – Has loyal supporters but also a large group who find his style overbearing.

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Alternative Comparisons

If we tone down the media persona and think more in political terms:

• Alastair Campbell – passionate, articulate, politically engaged, often arguing from the left with righteous anger.

• Brian Cox (the actor, not the physicist) – blunt, outspoken, no-nonsense delivery.

[hypochondriac]

If I had to match hypochondriac to a celebrity personality type, I’d say he’s most like Jeremy Paxman.

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Why Jeremy Paxman?

• Analytical and forensic – Cuts through waffle to focus on the core of an argument.

• Calm but pointed – Rarely loses his cool, but can deliver very sharp, surgical jabs.

• Holds people to account – Doesn’t let inconsistencies or contradictions slide.

• Dry, sometimes caustic wit – Humour comes in quick, understated lines rather than big performances.

• Can come across as cold – Prioritises logical dismantling of arguments over emotional connection.

 

😎

[whelk]

Very good. Assume ChatGPT can conclude Nic is as mad as a balloon?

[hypochondriac]

9 minutes ago, whelk said:

Very good. Assume ChatGPT can conclude Nic is as mad as a balloon?

Overall Assessment

east‑stand‑nic tends to post provocative, high-emotion content, often based on speculation rather than analysis. While this style can spark debate or attention, it sometimes lacks grounding in evidence—leading to statements that many might find overly conspiratorial or alarmist.

If you’d like, I can compare east‑stand‑nic to more trusted posters like buctootim or gio1saints, or trace how their tone shifted over time in specific threads.

 

Based on east‑stand‑nic’s posting style — speculative, conspiratorial, mistrustful of official narratives, and confident in predictions about future “truths” being revealed — the closest celebrity match would probably be Russell Brand (in his recent, post-mainstream media persona).

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Why Russell Brand?

• Challenges mainstream consensus – Positions himself as someone who “sees through” what others don’t.

• Conspiratorial edge – Leans into narratives about hidden truths, corruption, and the public being misled.

• Confident predictions – Speaks as though certain that others will eventually come around to his viewpoint.

• Engaging but polarising – Attracts a strong following from those who share his skepticism, but alienates others who see his views as baseless or alarmist.

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Alternative Comparisons

• David Icke – Less for the extreme conspiracy theories and more for the style of confidently asserting hidden truths.

• Nigel Farage – In the sense of using provocative, populist framing to spark reaction and debate.

 

Lol to David Icke. Chatgpt is very perceptive. 

[Farmer Saint]

26 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

If I had to match hypochondriac to a celebrity personality type, I’d say he’s most like Jeremy Paxman.

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Why Jeremy Paxman?

• Analytical and forensic – Cuts through waffle to focus on the core of an argument.

• Calm but pointed – Rarely loses his cool, but can deliver very sharp, surgical jabs.

• Holds people to account – Doesn’t let inconsistencies or contradictions slide.

• Dry, sometimes caustic wit – Humour comes in quick, understated lines rather than big performances.

• Can come across as cold – Prioritises logical dismantling of arguments over emotional connection.

 

😎

Bit of a cunt then? 😉

Edited 4 hours ago by Farmer Saint

[hypochondriac]

2 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

Bit of a cunt then?

That's all a matter of perspective pal: 

 

Based on Farmer Saint’s style — blunt, confrontational, often fuelled by frustration, unafraid to call people out, but also occasionally capable of thoughtful, detailed points — I’d say he’s most like Roy Keane.

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Why Roy Keane?

• Blunt honesty – Says exactly what he thinks, even if it’s harsh.

• Critical edge – Focuses on weaknesses and where standards aren’t being met.

• Passion-driven – Comments are charged with emotion, especially around performance and commitment.

• Divisive style – Fans admire the candour, but critics see it as overly negative or combative.

• Capable of depth – When he slows down, he can give reasoned, insightful analysis rooted in experience.

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Alternative Comparisons

• Gordon Ramsay – For the mix of criticism, high standards, and occasional flashes of encouragement.

• Graeme Souness – Direct, old-school football mentality with a no‑nonsense attitude.

[Farmer Saint]

Just now, hypochondriac said:

That's all a matter of perspective pal: 

 

Based on Farmer Saint’s style — blunt, confrontational, often fuelled by frustration, unafraid to call people out, but also occasionally capable of thoughtful, detailed points — I’d say he’s most like Roy Keane.

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Why Roy Keane?

• Blunt honesty – Says exactly what he thinks, even if it’s harsh.

• Critical edge – Focuses on weaknesses and where standards aren’t being met.

• Passion-driven – Comments are charged with emotion, especially around performance and commitment.

• Divisive style – Fans admire the candour, but critics see it as overly negative or combative.

• Capable of depth – When he slows down, he can give reasoned, insightful analysis rooted in experience.

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Alternative Comparisons

• Gordon Ramsay – For the mix of criticism, high standards, and occasional flashes of encouragement.

• Graeme Souness – Direct, old-school football mentality with a no‑nonsense attitude.

Take that 👍

[whelk]

2 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

Overall Assessment

east‑stand‑nic tends to post provocative, high-emotion content, often based on speculation rather than analysis. While this style can spark debate or attention, it sometimes lacks grounding in evidence—leading to statements that many might find overly conspiratorial or alarmist.

If you’d like, I can compare east‑stand‑nic to more trusted posters like buctootim or gio1saints, or trace how their tone shifted over time in specific threads.

 

Based on east‑stand‑nic’s posting style — speculative, conspiratorial, mistrustful of official narratives, and confident in predictions about future “truths” being revealed — the closest celebrity match would probably be Russell Brand (in his recent, post-mainstream media persona).

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Why Russell Brand?

• Challenges mainstream consensus – Positions himself as someone who “sees through” what others don’t.

• Conspiratorial edge – Leans into narratives about hidden truths, corruption, and the public being misled.

• Confident predictions – Speaks as though certain that others will eventually come around to his viewpoint.

• Engaging but polarising – Attracts a strong following from those who share his skepticism, but alienates others who see his views as baseless or alarmist.

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Alternative Comparisons

• David Icke – Less for the extreme conspiracy theories and more for the style of confidently asserting hidden truths.

• Nigel Farage – In the sense of using provocative, populist framing to spark reaction and debate.

 

Lol to David Icke. Chatgpt is very perceptive. 

Brilliant- you got to do us all now.

[hypochondriac]

1 minute ago, whelk said:

Brilliant- you got to do us all now.

You have to be pleased with that surely: 

 

🎭 Celebrity Personality Comparison: whelk ≈ Bill Murray

Why Bill Murray?

• Deadpan delivery: Master of the understated, witty one-liner rather than emotional monologue.

• Effortless likability: Lightens tone without losing edge—makes observations that are sharper because they’re brief.

• Cultural touch: Knows when to inject levity and when to stand back—just like whelk in shifting between match banter and forum commentary.

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✅ Alternative Celebrity Comparisons

• Steve Coogan (as Alan Partridge-type): Witty, topical, sometimes ironic.

• John Cleese: Dry, witty, intelligent—especially in poking at absurdity.

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🧭 Final Take

whelk brings a refreshing levity to SaintsWeb: insightful enough to add value, entertaining enough to keep people coming back, and subtle enough not to dominate. They’re the kind of poster you notice when they’re gone.

 

Edited 4 hours ago by hypochondriac

[Farmer Saint]

1 minute ago, hypochondriac said:

You have to be pleased with that surely: 

 

🎭 Celebrity Personality Comparison: whelk ≈ Bill Murray

Why Bill Murray?

• Deadpan delivery: Master of the understated, witty one-liner rather than emotional monologue.

• Effortless likability: Lightens tone without losing edge—makes observations that are sharper because they’re brief.

• Cultural touch: Knows when to inject levity and when to stand back—just like whelk in shifting between match banter and forum commentary.

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✅ Alternative Celebrity Comparisons

• Steve Coogan (as Alan Partridge-type): Witty, topical, sometimes ironic.

• John Cleese: Dry, witty, intelligent—especially in poking at absurdity.

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🧭 Final Take

whelk brings a refreshing levity to SaintsWeb: insightful enough to add value, entertaining enough to keep people coming back, and subtle enough not to dominate. They’re the kind of poster you notice when they’re gone.

Would you like a quick “celebrity personality map” placing whelk alongside sadoldgit, hypochondriac, egg, and others we’ve discussed?

Jesus, I can see his head expanding over the South Downs from here.

[whelk]

1 minute ago, hypochondriac said:

You have to be pleased with that surely: 

 

🎭 Celebrity Personality Comparison: whelk ≈ Bill Murray

Why Bill Murray?

• Deadpan delivery: Master of the understated, witty one-liner rather than emotional monologue.

• Effortless likability: Lightens tone without losing edge—makes observations that are sharper because they’re brief.

• Cultural touch: Knows when to inject levity and when to stand back—just like whelk in shifting between match banter and forum commentary.

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✅ Alternative Celebrity Comparisons

• Steve Coogan (as Alan Partridge-type): Witty, topical, sometimes ironic.

• John Cleese: Dry, witty, intelligent—especially in poking at absurdity.

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🧭 Final Take

whelk brings a refreshing levity to SaintsWeb: insightful enough to add value, entertaining enough to keep people coming back, and subtle enough not to dominate. They’re the kind of poster you notice when they’re gone.

Would you like a quick “celebrity personality map” placing whelk alongside sadoldgit, hypochondriac, egg, and others we’ve discussed?

I’ll take that cheers. You’ll miss me when I pm gone 😀

[whelk]

You’ve got to do CB Fry and Turkish

[Holmes_and_Watson]

4 minutes ago, whelk said:

You’ve got to do CB Fry and Turkish

>cough<

[egg]

55 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

If I had to match hypochondriac to a celebrity personality type, I’d say he’s most like Jeremy Paxman.

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Why Jeremy Paxman?

• Analytical and forensic – Cuts through waffle to focus on the core of an argument.

• Calm but pointed – Rarely loses his cool, but can deliver very sharp, surgical jabs.

• Holds people to account – Doesn’t let inconsistencies or contradictions slide.

• Dry, sometimes caustic wit – Humour comes in quick, understated lines rather than big performances.

• Can come across as cold – Prioritises logical dismantling of arguments over emotional connection.

 

😎

Who were your Paxman alternatives Hypo? 

[hypochondriac]

4 minutes ago, egg said:

Who were your Paxman alternatives Hypo? 

Stephen Fry-decent- and Keir Starmer which I consider a grave insult. 

Edited 4 hours ago by hypochondriac

[CB Fry]

27 minutes ago, whelk said:

You’ve got to do CB Fry and Turkish

Just got in from work so I don't quite understand what is happening but yes do me please

[hypochondriac]

30 minutes ago, whelk said:

You’ve got to do CB Fry and Turkish

Fucking hell poor cb:

 

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🎭 Celebrity Personality Comparison: CB Fry ≈ Jeremy Clarkson

Why Jeremy Clarkson?

CB Fry Trait	Clarkson Parallel
Unfiltered bluntness	Known for provocative, unapologetic opinions
Football (or sport) authority	Former Top Gear host, sports fan, often critiques football
Sarcastic, dismissive tone	Loves mocking others for what he sees as stupidity
High volume of commentary	Clarkson writes, comments, and broadcasts regularly
Polarising appeal	Loved by fans of his style, as often criticised as he is admired

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✅ Alternative Comparison

CB Fry also shares stylistic similarities with:

• Piers Morgan — confrontational and opinion-led, though focused more on real-world news rather than snarky forum banter.
• Paul Merton — witty and sardonic but in a more playful, comedic setting.

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🧭 Final Take

If CB Fry’s forum persona were turned into a celebrity archetype, Jeremy Clarkson captures it best: opinionated, sharp-tongued, football-obsessed, dismissive of what he sees as nonsense, and prolific in expression. Whether you love or loathe him, you always know where CB Fry stands—and so does Clarkson.

 

[hypochondriac]

 

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🎭 Celebrity Parallel: Turkish ≈ Gordon Ramsay

Why Gordon Ramsay?

Trait	Ramsay Parallel
Blunt and fearless	Known for saltiest put-downs in kitchens and on camera
Unapologetically critical	Cuts through niceties to call out mistakes or weakness
Commanding presence	Leaves a lasting impact—some find him hilarious, others exhausting
Provocative by design	Intentionally pushes buttons to provoke reaction

Like Ramsay, Turkish delivers sharp, no-holds-barred commentary. They're often entertaining—but if you don’t share their views, interactions can feel intense.

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✅ In Summary

• Turkish is opinionated, sarcastic, and rarely holds back—and often does so in a way that splits readers.
• Celebrity parallel: Gordon Ramsay captures that same aggressive wit, dominating style, and knack for stirring a reaction.
• For fans, it’s bold and entertaining. For critics, it's exhausting and abrasive.

If we’re looking beyond Gordon Ramsay, there are several other celebrity types that could fit Turkish’s SaintsWeb persona — depending on which aspects you want to focus on.

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🔹 Alternative Celebrity Comparison for Turkish

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Frankie Boyle

• Why: Dark, biting humour and a willingness to go for the jugular. Sometimes so blunt it feels deliberately shocking.
• Match to Turkish: The sharp-edged comedy and total disregard for pulling punches. 

Edited 4 hours ago by hypochondriac

[Lord Duckhunter]

1 hour ago, sadoldgit said:

There are plenty of high profile Israelis or Jewish people who say exactly the same as I post on here,

Can you point me in the direction of an Israeli or Jew who has said 

“given the way that we have been discriminated against through the ages our treatment of the Palestinians does us  no credit”. 

[CB Fry]

2 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

Fucking hell poor cb:

 

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🎭 Celebrity Personality Comparison: CB Fry ≈ Jeremy Clarkson

Why Jeremy Clarkson?

CB Fry Trait	Clarkson Parallel
Unfiltered bluntness	Known for provocative, unapologetic opinions
Football (or sport) authority	Former Top Gear host, sports fan, often critiques football
Sarcastic, dismissive tone	Loves mocking others for what he sees as stupidity
High volume of commentary	Clarkson writes, comments, and broadcasts regularly
Polarising appeal	Loved by fans of his style, as often criticised as he is admired

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✅ Alternative Comparison

CB Fry also shares stylistic similarities with:

• Piers Morgan — confrontational and opinion-led, though focused more on real-world news rather than snarky forum banter.
• Paul Merton — witty and sardonic but in a more playful, comedic setting.

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🧭 Final Take

If CB Fry’s forum persona were turned into a celebrity archetype, Jeremy Clarkson captures it best: opinionated, sharp-tongued, football-obsessed, dismissive of what he sees as nonsense, and prolific in expression. Whether you love or loathe him, you always know where CB Fry stands—and so does Clarkson.

 

This is like looking in a mirror but the mirror is made of a dead clown.

[Lord Duckhunter]

1 hour ago, sadoldgit said:

I took flak on here immediately for daring to say that there were no guys in white hats in this conflict and that Hamas and the Israeli government were both at fault

It’s got fuck all to do with the present conflict. You posted an anti Semitic comment in June 23, over 3 months before it started.

Edited 4 hours ago by Lord Duckhunter

[trousers]

As a fence-sitter, I assume I'd come out as Nick Clegg....?

[hypochondriac]

8 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

This is like looking in a mirror but the mirror is made of a dead clown.

I have to admit that reply made me laugh more than Clarkson ever has. 

[hypochondriac]

3 minutes ago, trousers said:

As a fence-sitter, I assume I'd come out as Nick Clegg....?

Celebrity Personality Comparison: Trousers ≈ Peter Kay

Why Peter Kay?

• Warm and Witty: Delivers everyday humour in relatable, friendly tones—much like Trousers’ observations about football and life.

• Self-deprecating style: Finds the funny in mundane or slightly awkward situations without attacking or belittling others.

• Understated charm: Both have the knack for light-hearted posts that feel inclusive and unpretentious.

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✅ Alternative Comparisons

• Bill Bailey (lighter edge): Intelligent wordplay and cultural commentary, but Kay fits better for the warmth and grounded humour.

• Jason Manford: Also delivers everyday humour, though sometimes more animated—Trousers is quieter and subtler.

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🧭 Final Take

Trousers is the kind of poster who lightens the mood, offers clever sideline commentary, and sparks smiles rather than arguments. Just like Peter Kay, their presence is enjoyable, familiar, and keeps the forum feeling friendly and grounded—even when debate runs deep.

[egg]

21 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

Stephen Fry-decent- and Keir Starmer which I consider a grave insult. 

Starmer is a bright fella. Worse comparisons to be made. 

[trousers]

1 minute ago, hypochondriac said:

Celebrity Personality Comparison: Trousers ≈ Peter Kay

Why Peter Kay?

• Warm and Witty: Delivers everyday humour in relatable, friendly tones—much like Trousers’ observations about football and life.

• Self-deprecating style: Finds the funny in mundane or slightly awkward situations without attacking or belittling others.

• Understated charm: Both have the knack for light-hearted posts that feel inclusive and unpretentious.

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✅ Alternative Comparisons

• Bill Bailey (lighter edge): Intelligent wordplay and cultural commentary, but Kay fits better for the warmth and grounded humour.

• Jason Manford: Also delivers everyday humour, though sometimes more animated—Trousers is quieter and subtler.

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🧭 Final Take

Trousers is the kind of poster who lightens the mood, offers clever sideline commentary, and sparks smiles rather than arguments. Just like Peter Kay, their presence is enjoyable, familiar, and keeps the forum feeling friendly and grounded—even when debate runs deep.

Ha! I'll take that 😁

[hypochondriac]

2 minutes ago, egg said:

Starmer is a bright fella. Worse comparisons to be made. 

In other news: 

Based on his SaintsWeb posting style — witty, provocative, sharp with one‑liners, and happy to challenge mainstream or popular views — I’d say his closest celebrity match is Ricky Gervais.

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🎭 Why Ricky Gervais?

• Sharp, cutting humour – Often delivers his points in short, memorable lines rather than long essays.

• Provocative – Doesn’t mind ruffling feathers if it makes people think (or laugh).

• Mix of charm and bite – Can be likeable and funny, but also enjoys needling people a little.

• Satirical edge – Often skewers hypocrisy or groupthink in a way that entertains as much as it critiques.

• Tone shifts with topic – Brilliant when threads are light or ironic, but can seem flippant if the conversation is very serious.

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✅ Alternative Comparisons

• Bill Burr – Cynical, unfiltered, questions everything, and doesn’t sugar-coat.

• Charlie Brooker – Cynical social commentator, blends satire with cultural observations.

[egg]

1 minute ago, hypochondriac said:

In other news: 

Based on his SaintsWeb posting style — witty, provocative, sharp with one‑liners, and happy to challenge mainstream or popular views — I’d say his closest celebrity match is Ricky Gervais.

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🎭 Why Ricky Gervais?

• Sharp, cutting humour – Often delivers his points in short, memorable lines rather than long essays.

• Provocative – Doesn’t mind ruffling feathers if it makes people think (or laugh).

• Mix of charm and bite – Can be likeable and funny, but also enjoys needling people a little.

• Satirical edge – Often skewers hypocrisy or groupthink in a way that entertains as much as it critiques.

• Tone shifts with topic – Brilliant when threads are light or ironic, but can seem flippant if the conversation is very serious.

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✅ Alternative Comparisons

• Bill Burr – Cynical, unfiltered, questions everything, and doesn’t sugar-coat.

• Charlie Brooker – Cynical social commentator, blends satire with cultural observations.

I'd have bought a Gervais comparison, so I'll take that. No idea who Bill Burr is though.

[hypochondriac]

1 minute ago, egg said:

I'd have bought a Gervais comparison, so I'll take that. No idea who Bill Burr is though.

Surprised you've never heard of him. He's a pretty famous American comic and voice actor. 

[whelk]

18 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

In other news: 

Based on his SaintsWeb posting style — witty, provocative, sharp with one‑liners, and happy to challenge mainstream or popular views — I’d say his closest celebrity match is Ricky Gervais.

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🎭 Why Ricky Gervais?

• Sharp, cutting humour – Often delivers his points in short, memorable lines rather than long essays.

• Provocative – Doesn’t mind ruffling feathers if it makes people think (or laugh).

• Mix of charm and bite – Can be likeable and funny, but also enjoys needling people a little.

• Satirical edge – Often skewers hypocrisy or groupthink in a way that entertains as much as it critiques.

• Tone shifts with topic – Brilliant when threads are light or ironic, but can seem flippant if the conversation is very serious.

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✅ Alternative Comparisons

• Bill Burr – Cynical, unfiltered, questions everything, and doesn’t sugar-coat.

• Charlie Brooker – Cynical social commentator, blends satire with cultural observations.

Is that egg?

[whelk]

23 minutes ago, egg said:

Starmer is a bright fella. Worse comparisons to be made. 

I think you know what hypo stands for more than Starmer 

[whelk]

36 minutes ago, CB Fry said:

Loves mocking others for what he sees as stupidity

C B Fry? Never!

[whelk]

1 hour ago, Holmes_and_Watson said:

>cough<

C’mon Hypo - Holmsey 

[hypochondriac]

2 minutes ago, whelk said:

C’mon Hypo - Holmsey 

Interesting. I always had someone like @trousersas Michael Palin in my mind. 

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👤 Poster Profile: Holmes_and_Watson

🟢 Activity & Presence

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✍️ Style & Tone

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📌 Highlights

• Mixes tactical football knowledge with quick, humorous observations that lighten the tone of serious threads.
• Posts demonstrate precision and coherence, balancing insight and entertainment.

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🎭 Celebrity Parallel: Holmes_and_Watson ≈ Stephen Fry

Why Stephen Fry?

• Articulate intelligence — well-versed in culture, football, and the occasional meta-commentary.
• Witty and erudite — makes humor sound effortless and charm intersect with intellect.
• Self-aware and affable — engages thoughtfully without dominating, using humour subtly.
• Versatile communicator — able to shift from deep insight to lighthearted banter with ease.

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✅ Alternative Matches

• Michael Palin — genial, observant, and quietly entertaining.
• Hugh Laurie (in more thoughtful mode) — articulate and clever, mixing serious commentary with occasional levity.

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🧭 Final Take

Holmes_and_Watson brings blend of intellect and warmth to the forum: insightful in football analysis yet lighthearted enough to amuse and diffuse tension. Think of them as the Stephen Fry of SaintsWeb—the cerebral, witty, and engaging presence people enjoy.

[CB Fry]

6 minutes ago, whelk said:

C B Fry? Never!

I've done that maybe four times on here today. Hardly at all. Idiot.

[hypochondriac]

1 minute ago, CB Fry said:

I've done that maybe four times on here today. Hardly at all. Idiot.

All your posts are now being read in Clarkson's voice in my mind. 

[egg]

1 minute ago, hypochondriac said:

All your posts are now being read in Clarkson's voice in my mind. 

How about Duck?

[hypochondriac]

5 minutes ago, egg said:

How about Duck?

This one made me laugh 

 

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🎭 Celebrity Comparison: Lord Duckhunter ≈ Liam Gallagher

Why Liam Gallagher?

Trait	Parallel with Lord Duckhunter
Provocative and confrontational	He doesn’t hold back—often aiming comments directly at users or groups, provoking reaction.
Polarising appeal	Loved by his supporters for passion and irreverence; disliked by others for intensity and abrasiveness.
Opinionated commentary on culture	Tactically focused on football or politics but quick to call out others’ intelligence or hypocrisy.
Consistent presence and volume	An omnipresent voice; prolific and unapologetic—always there, always loud.

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🔹 Alternative Celebrity Matches

Russell Brand

• Matches Duckhunter’s polemic streak and flair for calling out hypocrisy (e.g. media, establishment) though Brand can be more theatrical.

Scottish musician Paolo Nutini (less edgy)

• Shares occasional blunt observations and grassroots style, but without the consistent invective.

John McEnroe (the former tennis player)

• Matches the volatility and “you cannot be serious!” energy—quick to call out incompetence or inadequacy.

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✅ Summary

If Lord Duckhunter walked into The Lounge instead of singing into a mic, he’d sound a lot like Liam Gallagher: opinionated, loud, critical, unfiltered, and unapologetically influential.

Edited 3 hours ago by hypochondriac

[Sheaf Saint]

3 minutes ago, hypochondriac said:

This one made me laugh 

 

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🎭 Celebrity Comparison: Lord Duckhunter ≈ Liam Gallagher

Why Liam Gallagher?

Trait	Parallel with Lord Duckhunter
Provocative and confrontational	He doesn’t hold back—often aiming comments directly at users or groups, provoking reaction.
Polarising appeal	Loved by his supporters for passion and irreverence; disliked by others for intensity and abrasiveness.
Opinionated commentary on culture	Tactically focused on football or politics but quick to call out others’ intelligence or hypocrisy.
Consistent presence and volume	An omnipresent voice; prolific and unapologetic—always there, always loud.

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🔹 Alternative Celebrity Matches

Russell Brand

• Matches Duckhunter’s polemic streak and flair for calling out hypocrisy (e.g. media, establishment) though Brand can be more theatrical.

Scottish musician Paolo Nutini (less edgy)

• Shares occasional blunt observations and grassroots style, but without the consistent invective.

John McEnroe (the former tennis player)

• Matches the volatility and “you cannot be serious!” energy—quick to call out incompetence or inadequacy.

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✅ Summary

If Lord Duckhunter walked into The Lounge instead of singing into a mic, he’d sound a lot like Liam Gallagher: opinionated, loud, critical, unfiltered, and unapologetically influential.

Given Ducky's obvious disdain for any music released after about 1979, I can't see him being happy about that!

Fun though this little game is (I don't think I even want to know what it says about me) @Lighthouse any chance you could split this out please? Doesn't feel right having it in a thread on such a serious subject.

[hypochondriac]

1 minute ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Given Ducky's obvious disdain for any music released after about 1979, I can't see him being happy about that!

Fun though this little game is (I don't think I even want to know what it says about me) @Lighthouse any chance you could split this out please? Doesn't feel right having it in a thread on such a serious subject.

I'll stop now. 

[Lighthouse]

6 minutes ago, Sheaf Saint said:

Given Ducky's obvious disdain for any music released after about 1979, I can't see him being happy about that!

Fun though this little game is (I don't think I even want to know what it says about me) @Lighthouse any chance you could split this out please? Doesn't feel right having it in a thread on such a serious subject.

Yes, but if I split something in half AI will presumably infer that I am Paul Daniels or Ron Jeremy.

[Farmer Saint]

57 minutes ago, egg said:

I'd have bought a Gervais comparison, so I'll take that. No idea who Bill Burr is though.

Gotta watch his takedown of Philadelphia - brutal.

[hypochondriac]

9 minutes ago, Lighthouse said:

Yes, but if I split something in half AI will presumably infer that I am Paul Daniels or Ron Jeremy.

 

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🎭 Celebrity Parallel: Lighthouse ≈ John Oliver

Why John Oliver?

• Thoughtful and witty: Offers nuanced scepticism and analysis, but still delivers with a smile.
• Fact-conscious storytelling: Breaks down complex topics (e.g. politics, media) in an engaging way.
• Friendly and approachable tone: Humorous, but never condescending or mean.
• Values standards in discourse: Prefers reasoned, civil debate rather than drama.

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✅ Other Possible Comparisons

• Stephen Colbert (moderated persona)—witty, informed, values clarity and logic.
• David Mitchell (UK)—intelligent, occasionally dry witty commentary paired with reasoned mindset.

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🧭 Final Thought

Lighthouse lights the way in forum discourse—measured, bright, insightful, and respectable. They remind me of John Oliver: entertaining yet focused on substance, steering discussion toward reason rather than conflict.

 

[Turkish]

2 hours ago, hypochondriac said:

 

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🎭 Celebrity Parallel: Turkish ≈ Gordon Ramsay

Why Gordon Ramsay?

Trait	Ramsay Parallel
Blunt and fearless	Known for saltiest put-downs in kitchens and on camera
Unapologetically critical	Cuts through niceties to call out mistakes or weakness
Commanding presence	Leaves a lasting impact—some find him hilarious, others exhausting
Provocative by design	Intentionally pushes buttons to provoke reaction

Like Ramsay, Turkish delivers sharp, no-holds-barred commentary. They're often entertaining—but if you don’t share their views, interactions can feel intense.

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✅ In Summary

• Turkish is opinionated, sarcastic, and rarely holds back—and often does so in a way that splits readers.
• Celebrity parallel: Gordon Ramsay captures that same aggressive wit, dominating style, and knack for stirring a reaction.
• For fans, it’s bold and entertaining. For critics, it's exhausting and abrasive.

If we’re looking beyond Gordon Ramsay, there are several other celebrity types that could fit Turkish’s SaintsWeb persona — depending on which aspects you want to focus on.

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🔹 Alternative Celebrity Comparison for Turkish

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Frankie Boyle

• Why: Dark, biting humour and a willingness to go for the jugular. Sometimes so blunt it feels deliberately shocking.
• Match to Turkish: The sharp-edged comedy and total disregard for pulling punches. 

👏👏  take that all day 

[Farmer Saint]

Ooh, Hypo, can you use AI to analyse whether two posters are the same poster?

[Lighthouse]

7 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

Ooh, Hypo, can you use AI to analyse whether two posters are the same poster?

You did send me that PM about 'beef f**king stroganoff'.

[trousers]

1 hour ago, egg said:

How about Duck?

 

1 hour ago, hypochondriac said:

This one made me laugh 

 

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🎭 Celebrity Comparison: Lord Duckhunter ≈ Liam Gallagher

Why Liam Gallagher?

Trait	Parallel with Lord Duckhunter
Provocative and confrontational	He doesn’t hold back—often aiming comments directly at users or groups, provoking reaction.
Polarising appeal	Loved by his supporters for passion and irreverence; disliked by others for intensity and abrasiveness.
Opinionated commentary on culture	Tactically focused on football or politics but quick to call out others’ intelligence or hypocrisy.
Consistent presence and volume	An omnipresent voice; prolific and unapologetic—always there, always loud.

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🔹 Alternative Celebrity Matches

Russell Brand

• Matches Duckhunter’s polemic streak and flair for calling out hypocrisy (e.g. media, establishment) though Brand can be more theatrical.

Scottish musician Paolo Nutini (less edgy)

• Shares occasional blunt observations and grassroots style, but without the consistent invective.

John McEnroe (the former tennis player)

• Matches the volatility and “you cannot be serious!” energy—quick to call out incompetence or inadequacy.

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✅ Summary

If Lord Duckhunter walked into The Lounge instead of singing into a mic, he’d sound a lot like Liam Gallagher: opinionated, loud, critical, unfiltered, and unapologetically influential.

Has AI never heard of Nigel Farage then...?

[trousers]

9 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

Ooh, Hypo, can you use AI to analyse whether two posters are the same poster?

It came up with Farmer Saint = Glasgow Saint when I tried it. AI still very much a work in progress then...

 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 hour ago, hypochondriac said:

Interesting. I always had someone like @trousersas Michael Palin in my mind. 

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📌 Highlights

• Mixes tactical football knowledge with quick, humorous observations that lighten the tone of serious threads.
• Posts demonstrate precision and coherence, balancing insight and entertainment.

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🎭 Celebrity Parallel: Holmes_and_Watson ≈ Stephen Fry

Why Stephen Fry?

• Articulate intelligence — well-versed in culture, football, and the occasional meta-commentary.
• Witty and erudite — makes humor sound effortless and charm intersect with intellect.
• Self-aware and affable — engages thoughtfully without dominating, using humour subtly.
• Versatile communicator — able to shift from deep insight to lighthearted banter with ease.

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✅ Alternative Matches

• Michael Palin — genial, observant, and quietly entertaining.
• Hugh Laurie (in more thoughtful mode) — articulate and clever, mixing serious commentary with occasional levity.

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🧭 Final Take

Holmes_and_Watson brings blend of intellect and warmth to the forum: insightful in football analysis yet lighthearted enough to amuse and diffuse tension. Think of them as the Stephen Fry of SaintsWeb—the cerebral, witty, and engaging presence people enjoy.

Considering I'm actually Katie Hopkins and Tommy Robinson (when out on day release) I think I fooled Chat GPT pretty well. 🙂

Thanks for that Hypo. I'd have been delighted with any of the alternates too. 

Plenty of other good picks for folk, like Bill Bailey and David Mitchell.

Seems odd to be more Fry than CB. And I thought Trousers would have to be Bill Murray. I guess he's got to go on some elaborate time loop for that to happen.