Patrick Bateman Posted September 26 Posted September 26 (edited) Thinking about our lack of player songs right now got me thinking ... historic first 11 based on songs? Boruc RB?? Claus Van Dijk Benali S. Armstrong Le Tissier Wanyama LM? Lambert Pahars So I'm struggling with right back and left midfield? Might be a better terrace song than Pahars or Claus, but I'm struggling to remember any ... Edited September 26 by Patrick Bateman
franniesTache Posted September 26 Posted September 26 13 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: Thinking about our lack of player songs right now got me thinking ... historic first 11 based on songs? Boruc RB?? Claus Van Dijk Benali S. Armstrong Le Tissier Wanyama LM? Lambert Pahars So I'm struggling with right back and left midfield? Might be a better terrace song than Pahars or Claus, but I'm struggling to remember any ... Left midfield OOOOOOHHH Terry Hurlock? Right back Jason Dodd, Dodd, Dodd. Center Back could also be Jim Steele based on the song, also on song alone up front Brett Ormerod? 1
Patrick Bateman Posted September 26 Author Posted September 26 3 minutes ago, franniesTache said: Left midfield OOOOOOHHH Terry Hurlock? Right back Jason Dodd, Dodd, Dodd. Center Back could also be Jim Steele based on the song, also on song alone up front Brett Ormerod? I loved Terry Hurlock, proper player - forgot about him thanks!! I still laugh at the Benali one as didn't he think "red army" was "Benali" at one point? Or the other way round, can't remember 1
Colinjb Posted September 26 Posted September 26 Sadly, for LM. He plays on the..... He plays on the....... Don't make me say his name. 1
franniesTache Posted September 26 Posted September 26 2 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: I loved Terry Hurlock, proper player - forgot about him thanks!! I still laugh at the Benali one as didn't he think "red army" was "Benali" at one point? Or the other way round, can't remember Running joke at the time was it was interchangeable wasn't it? I can remember Benali/Pastrami/Salami/Red Army all being shouted at various points when that chant got going, back then fans didn't take stuff so seriously (and every chant didn't need to mention the skates) 2 2
Badger Posted September 26 Posted September 26 8 minutes ago, franniesTache said: Left midfield OOOOOOHHH Terry Hurlock? Right back Jason Dodd, Dodd, Dodd. Center Back could also be Jim Steele based on the song, also on song alone up front Brett Ormerod? Definitely. Was there anything for John McGrath ?
Badger Posted September 26 Posted September 26 Does it hve to be a song or a chant ? If a chant then Mark Dennis, just for he cry of Pyscho... 2
Patrick Bateman Posted September 26 Author Posted September 26 2 minutes ago, Colinjb said: Sadly, for LM. He plays on the..... He plays on the....... Don't make me say his name. Ah yes, I'd forgotten about the arm waving.
Yorkshire Saint Posted September 26 Posted September 26 Terry Hurlock was CM. LM ... He's fat he's round he bounces on the ground Sammy Lee Sammy Lee. RB - JESUS JESUS JESUS ... Some Swedish bloke we had. . 1
Lighthouse Posted September 26 Posted September 26 Put Armstrong on the left, on the right we need the greatest football chant ever written. Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve! 2
Turkish Posted September 26 Posted September 26 No room for the gay wave thank the lord I always thought my song for Salisu was good Salisu, yeah yeah yeah Salisu yeah yeah yeah Salisu yeah yeah yeah yeah She Loves you the Beatles.
leesaint88 Posted September 26 Posted September 26 30 minutes ago, Yorkshire Saint said: Terry Hurlock was CM. LM ... He's fat he's round he bounces on the ground Sammy Lee Sammy Lee. RB - JESUS JESUS JESUS ... Some Swedish bloke we had. . Ostlund. Still the only player I've witnessed in a saints shirt celebrate fouling someone. 1 2
franniesTache Posted September 26 Posted September 26 54 minutes ago, Yorkshire Saint said: Terry Hurlock was CM. LM ... He's fat he's round he bounces on the ground Sammy Lee Sammy Lee. RB - JESUS JESUS JESUS ... Some Swedish bloke we had. . Technically yeah but he'd often "drift" out to the left wing to launch an opposition player into the east stand benches, so that counts right? 1
Yorkshire Saint Posted September 26 Posted September 26 31 minutes ago, franniesTache said: Technically yeah but he'd often "drift" out to the left wing to launch an opposition player into the east stand benches, so that counts right? It's a fair point well made. 😊
Yorkshire Saint Posted September 26 Posted September 26 57 minutes ago, leesaint88 said: Ostlund. Still the only player I've witnessed in a saints shirt celebrate fouling someone. Benali on Fashanu will always be the foul most celebrated in my book
Green Posted September 26 Posted September 26 Play 4-3-3 to add another striker and we’ve got “score a goal Neil Shipperley”
VectisSaint Posted September 26 Posted September 26 His name is Ronnie Davies. He's the leader of the team. The greatest centre forward that the world has ever seen. You always can rely on him to score the winning goal and as for Bobby Charlton, you can stick him up your hole. Nananana nana nana na... 3
Football Special Posted September 26 Posted September 26 2 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said: Thinking about our lack of player songs right now got me thinking ... historic first 11 based on songs? Boruc RB?? Claus Van Dijk Benali S. Armstrong Le Tissier Wanyama LM? Lambert Pahars So I'm struggling with right back and left midfield? Might be a better terrace song than Pahars or Claus, but I'm struggling to remember any ... Could play Cedric at RB thanks to the he's our Cedric to the tune of She's Electric 2
Lighthouse Posted September 26 Posted September 26 3 hours ago, Yorkshire Saint said: Benali on Fashanu will always be the foul most celebrated in my book The greatest foul there ever was and ever will be, just a shame it wasn't on the dust loving midget. 2
Badger Posted September 26 Posted September 26 Hojbjerg and Lamina worthy considerations as well. And having mentioned the word “worthy” , Frank Worthington is another shout.
Wurzel Posted September 26 Posted September 26 Phil Boyer, Phil Boyer, 1st Division Top Scorer (Hershsam Boys, Sham 69) Ruben Agbooka do do de do do.( Intro Geno, Dexys) On no Mick Mills, Oh no Mick Mills Guess they're all age relevant
bpsaint Posted September 26 Posted September 26 5 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said: Thinking about our lack of player songs right now got me thinking ... historic first 11 based on songs? Boruc RB?? Claus Van Dijk Benali S. Armstrong Le Tissier Wanyama LM? Lambert Pahars So I'm struggling with right back and left midfield? Might be a better terrace song than Pahars or Claus, but I'm struggling to remember any ... Chrissy Marsden Football Genius at left midfield.
LaptopSaint Posted September 26 Posted September 26 RB there’s’ a star man playing on the right his name is walker Peter’s and he’s fucking dynamite LM Chrissie Marsden Football Genius Chrissie Marsden Football Genius
LaptopSaint Posted September 26 Posted September 26 1 minute ago, bpsaint said: Chrissy Marsden Football Genius at left midfield. Like - snap dude 1
Turkish Posted September 26 Posted September 26 8 minutes ago, LaptopSaint said: RB there’s’ a star man playing on the right his name is walker Peter’s and he’s fucking dynamite LM Chrissie Marsden Football Genius Chrissie Marsden Football Genius Didnt we do that one for Nathan Redmond too The Angus Gunn/Baby Shark song was an all time low for Saints fans 1
Yorkshire Saint Posted September 27 Posted September 27 10 hours ago, Lighthouse said: The greatest foul there ever was and ever will be, just a shame it wasn't on the dust loving midget. It's a good competitor 😂 Ouch
rallyboy Posted September 27 Posted September 27 While we have the odd classic there are some terrible chants on that list that are made even worse by the people around me at that time being tone deaf.
gio1saints Posted September 27 Posted September 27 (edited) 18 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said: Thinking about our lack of player songs right now got me thinking ... historic first 11 based on songs? Boruc RB?? Claus Van Dijk Benali S. Armstrong Le Tissier Wanyama LM? Lambert Pahars So I'm struggling with right back and left midfield? Might be a better terrace song than Pahars or Claus, but I'm struggling to remember any ... The Ruben Agboola song was a favourite of mine at the Dell. If you don’t know it you are probably too young but it was sung to Jackie Wilson said ( I’m in Heaven) by Dexy’s midnight runners. Very popular no words just something even the most pissed up Saints fan could gurgle along to Ps sorry @Wurzelsee you already mentioned it though it was the intro to JackieWilson said not Geno. ( that’s 3 points on Popmaster for me and I’m well on the way to getting a signed photo 🤣) Edited September 27 by gio1saints 1
gio1saints Posted Saturday at 09:07 Posted Saturday at 09:07 “Channon is Bionic” is another terrace chant that dates itself perfectly in sync with the era of “Steve Austin - The Six Million dollar Man” 1
Wurzel Posted Saturday at 11:16 Posted Saturday at 11:16 2 hours ago, gio1saints said: The Ruben Agboola song was a favourite of mine at the Dell. If you don’t know it you are probably too young but it was sung to Jackie Wilson said ( I’m in Heaven) by Dexy’s midnight runners. Very popular no words just something even the most pissed up Saints fan could gurgle along to Ps sorry @Wurzelsee you already mentioned it though it was the intro to JackieWilson said not Geno. ( that’s 3 points on Popmaster for me and I’m well on the way to getting a signed photo 🤣) Yep hands up, I knew I had it wrong but too late to edit it. Thought I'd get away hoping no-one else would be old enough to remember it. 😂
franniesTache Posted Monday at 10:46 Posted Monday at 10:46 On 26/09/2025 at 21:50, Turkish said: Didnt we do that one for Nathan Redmond too The Angus Gunn/Baby Shark song was an all time low for Saints fans Always annoyed the shit out of me that we just re-used the redomond song for KWP, even more so because my group were trying to get Prince's Raspberry Beret used for him instead. Then again it was original so had no fucking chance of catching. On 26/09/2025 at 21:17, Badger said: Hojbjerg and Lamina worthy considerations as well. And having mentioned the word “worthy” , Frank Worthington is another shout. That Lemina one made me laugh, think we played Watford at st marys and they were singing it about one of their players, the very next game it was lifted and ripped off word for word for Lemina by our dins. We genuinely have one of the least creative fanbases in the game, god knows why but they can't sing anything unless it's a 100miles an hour, nicked from another club and/or mentions the blue few
Patrick Bateman Posted Monday at 12:12 Author Posted Monday at 12:12 22 minutes ago, Dusic said: "There's only one Andrew Davies" You reminded me, we had Christian Daily didn't we for a few matches, I'd forgotten about that classic chant
Thereisonlyonemickychannon Posted Monday at 15:56 Posted Monday at 15:56 TURNER RODRIGUES PEACH HOLMES BLYTH STEELE GILCHRIST CHANNON OSGOOD MCCALLIOG STOKES E I ADIO WE WON THE CUP 1 1
Patrick Bateman Posted Monday at 16:00 Author Posted Monday at 16:00 3 minutes ago, Thereisonlyonemickychannon said: TURNER RODRIGUES PEACH HOLMES BLYTH STEELE GILCHRIST CHANNON OSGOOD MCCALLIOG STOKES E I ADIO WE WON THE CUP Listing the names out like that made me laugh, made me think if this scene from the film I.D. 😂 - Never said you were a dad, John. - It's not something you shout about. - What's his name, then? - Didn't Trev tell you? James Wilson Hibbin Chatfield Edwards Hutcheson Clark Edmonds Ball Cox Cummins. Fucking brilliant, naming your sprog after the side that got promoted to the Second Division. You want to bring him down to The Kennel. Yeah, bring him down here, John. 1 1
SteveO1985 Posted Tuesday at 15:39 Posted Tuesday at 15:39 Dean Richards (RIP) at Center Back - DEEEEANNNO DEEEEAANNNNO (simple but effective)
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